What the fuck was Bioware thinking?

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Probably thinking about swamps

i want to fuck that belly button

what did user mean by this?

PEEBEE

Why haven't they hired any decent animators?
Every single game they make has janky ass cutscenes because of their shit animation

POOBOO

I recall some supposedly techi user in a recent thread claiming these animations were "impressive"

What the fuck, it's as if a comically round person did the mo-cap.

is she 3 feet tall or something?

nobody runs like that

Looks like Charlie Chaplin.

I like how they tried to make a slapstick moment, but the animation is so stiff and awkward it literally looks like a beginner middle school actor trying to do physical humor.

After Sera from Dragon Age Inquisition I've stop assuming.

I run like that

>slide to the right
>cha cha real smooth

fatty

Manveer was creating his dream girl.

This is how I imagine posters on /r9k/ run

I don't know the new trailer is pretty cool.
youtu.be/_7Mrt6fqUA0

>implying they run

>Just want to fuck a Krogran

>Instead they make a generic fucking blue alien bitch again

>The twist it he wakes up random hot girls to fuck them

>JLaw
>Chris Pratt
trashed desu

Swamp pussy user, swamp pussy.

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meanwhile in a $15 DLC for a game from 2015

seriously what the fuck is bioware playing at

So who in Bioware has disgusting saggy tits that they keep trying to push for with their shit character design?

And now they retcon the Asari.
It was established that this species prefers to mate with other species to diversify their gene pool, and that they fuck up your brain and trick you into seeing them resembling a beautiful member of your own species. Because their one and only agenda is to fuck and mate with you.
And now we have PEE BEE, who is ugly. Well, not monstrous, but barely a 5/10. You'd probably fuck it after ten beers tier.
But that is not how an Asari should be. Maybe her father was a Vorcha or a Varren. But even then, she should be at least a 7 or an 8.
Never expected Bioware to not fuck up their own lore to be honest.

Just for the record, you're wrong about everything you just said regarding Asari

You doubting Mordin?

runs like she shit her pants.

>they fuck up your brain and trick you into seeing them resembling a beautiful member of your own species
headcanon

See the edge on the ground? That's why she does that, fucking retards.

That's how tits work in real life, shitlord.

mo-cap? This look anything but mo-cap user...Fucking stop motion animation done with a brick of play doh would look better.

Those animations look familiar

>Still can't get the correct position of tits.

They need to do more anatomy classes

too busy making anti-white propaganda

Aethyta
Aleena
Benezia
Falere
Liara
Nyxeris
PB
Samara
Shiala
Tevos
Tela

Reminder to never buy from Bioware ever again

Did anyone care to tell Bioware to fire this guy if they want us to buy this game?

But user, you can't be racist against white people. :^^^)

PEEPOO

>this bait
>again

Damn this dude really hates white people. Maybe he should go back to the garbage heep he calls a country.

>he didn't attend the Salarian bachelor's party on Ilium

If this is what I think it is

Still headcanon :^)

Sera 2.0 and this time she will squat on a table while smoking a fag.
>big ball sack
Confirmed; Male asari.

>wearing clothes made by white people
>while typing on a keyboard made by white people
>on a computer made by white people
>to send messages on a site made by white people
>in a language made by white people
>on the internet which was made by white people

just because your mum has saggy tits doesnt mean every woman does

ME2 had the best squadmates, prove me wrong

I'm pretty sure all your clothes and electronics are put together by little brown children

if you hate her so much just don't use her

because the gaming community is mostly a bunch of complacent numale faggots and would probably welcome something like this

No, every character in the game must be pleasing to me, and by me I mean my dick

Miranda a best

Am I missing something? She looks exactly like ME1-3 Asari.

What is the meme here, except "every new game is automatically bad?"

Fine then, "invented". Having shitskins to build things doesn't do any good if there's no one to invent them.

When we first saw a glimpse of Pee Bee I was interested. I thought she was going to be some sort of savage Asari. That the ship she was on crashed on a jungle planet and she had to survive by herself hunting things with bow and spear.

>those fucking saggy tits
Bioware pulling off "REAL WOMEN" again?

aaaand DROPPED

I wear Rick Owens. Feels good to wear 100%-white produces garments.

How can you pull them off if they're real women?

>search rick owens on google
>first thing i find is this

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nice

>real women have saggy tits
user, go outside sometimes.

did she shit her pants or something

That wasn't "established", it's a fan theory that reddit came up with

dude

pulling off

women

get it

>user making implications that aren't there

how did you arrive at this conclusion?

I'm drunk.

kill yourself
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First, my breasts arent sagging like hers as well many other woman. Bioware for whatever reason cannot make realistic breasts or someone has a sagging breast fetish.

This falls apart as soon as you realize that there are fucking CAMERAS. All that scene is saying is that Asari have traits that different species find attractive, and not necessarily the same traits.

LONDON
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>not with their arms back

Poor imagination.

>tabs on top

>posters on /r9k/
>run

have you ever actually played the games?

Yeah, but who employs them?