I always felt bad for Lord Harkon

I always felt bad for Lord Harkon.

I mean, his wife betrayed him and convinced their daughter to hate him. In spite of this, he runs his court pretty well. He welcomes you into his bloodline, for the safe return of his daughter and his elder scroll. He even trusts you to assist him in bettering the quality of life for you and his kin.

THEN YOU KILLED HIM

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didn't he intentionally have his daughter raped? best dad ever

>his wife betrayed him
Standard vampire stuff, he should have had countermeasures in place, the stupid cuck.
>convinced their daughter to hate him
Couldn't have taken much convincing after the whole "Hey Serena look what I got you for your birthday! It's a daedric prince to literally fuck you to death!"
>In spite of this, he runs his court pretty well
Lol he really didn't. How many rogue vamps were telling him to go fuck himself again? How did he manage to be so ignorant of the rooms in his own castle? You open a portal to the Soul Carin almost literally right under his nose.
>He even trusts you to assist him in bettering the quality of life for you and his kin
Yeah he did, the fucking idiot.
>THEN YOU KILLED HIM
Rules of nature, faggot.

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

The only person I felt bad for through that whole DLC was me, because I couldn't stake that stupid twat Serena right in the heart.

>THEN YOU KILLED HIM

Actually I gave the bow to him and he still tried to kill me anyway like a dumbass

The guy is pretty retarded, couldn't see that 99% of his court was conspiring against him and tried to kill a man capable of wrecking shit with just his voice.

i dont remember that, care to explain?

Mola Bal raped the entire family to become immortal.

t. Seranas dialogue

Part of the process in turning a woman into a pure-blood vampire is being raped by Molag Bal.

Yeah, and I'd do it again just for his cool outfit.

Vampires suck, Werewolves for life

*so the family would become immortal. Molag Bal being a deadric prince, already is

>I couldn't stake that stupid twat Serena right in the heart.

That's one thing that pissed me off as well, I don't give a fuck about your sob story

>wanted to be immortal because death is scary
>goes to a daedric prince well known for his debauchery and sadism for help
>boohoo my life has gone to shit how did it end like this

you reap what you sow, you dumb cunt

all of the dawnguard dlc is retarded except soul cairn, jiub and durnehviir

He was a sociopath that wanted to grab power. End of story.

>Hello I'm Serana, a vampire who was imprisoned in this tomb
>Yes that's an elder scroll on my back, one of the most valuable artifacts in existence, don't try to take it from me silly dragonborn
>Please escort me back to my unassailable fortress of ancient evil with my vampire family who want to bring about the sunless vampire apocalypse
>No you can't kill me let's go :^)

thanks, I didnt remember any of that. I liked the DLC tho

one does not simply kill my waifu, man.

Essential NPCs were a mistake

>Feeling sorry for someone who willingly took it up the ass to become immortal.

>10 seconds later NPC complains about you letting her get away

WELL MAYBE IF THIS GAME ACTUALLY GAVE ME A CHOICE THEN WE COULD'VE AVOIDED THIS ENTIRE SITUATION HMM ISRAN?

Imagine Skyrim with actual roleplaying elements that factored in multiple choices based on logic, or perhaps your skills and alignment.

Imagine Fallout 4 with any actual roleplaying

You mean an actual game?

*ghasp!* blasphemy!

Look you can roleplay being sarcastic or good guy, what more do you want?

Bethesda can't even make a good user interface for shit, non-linear dialogue or any roleplaying element is well beyond their capability and intellect.

Obsidian should just take over TES and Fallout

to be fair, she was imprisoned, and she didnt straight up attack you, unlike the other vampires, she spoke to you first

At this point I'm pretty sure even modern Bioware would make a better job than Bethesda.

The absolute fucking worst. You can even take her back to Fort Dawnguard and tell Isran about her, and he'll just say some shit like
>"Well, I know it's absurdly out of character for me, but you should just do what she wants for now instead of capturing her and interrogating her for information. Why? Idk it's in the script"
And even more retarded was how the questline basically goes the exact same way no matter what side you pick, why the FUCK couldn't they write any quest in Skyrim with more than one outcome

Because babby casual scum get stressed out from decision making, failure, and taking responsibility for their decisions

There was a pretty good video by Samyoulonline detailing this shit.

Isran and the Dawnguard can go fuck themselves. I did everything for those cock suckers while they chilled in the fortress. Isran has the audacity to shit talk the Vigilant when they actually walk the land and fight shit while he sits in Fort Dawnguard yelling "muh vampires".

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The link I forgot

Look at his fucking armor. Shit's disgusting.

...

And that was the wrong image

He's never played Daggerfall that faggot, shouldn't talk about Elder Scrolls being dumbed down if he started with BIG BOY Morrowind.

Daggerfall was pretty based.

the skeleton screams still haunt me to this day

I really loved Dag's OST and sound effects. It sounded a lot more like a video game to me, but in a good way. The orchestral soundtracks of later games are fine, but there was something magical about Daggerfall's.

>man

He literally says that he's played Daggerfall in the first 30 seconds of the video you daft cunt.

So I know that's typical for pureblood female vampires, but Harkon too?

>Fort Dawnguard
>utterly massive castle bigger than any other structure in Skyrim
>has like 6 people

>Hall of the Vigilant
>a wooden shit shack in the middle of nowhere, not even a road leading to it
>hundreds, possibly thousands of followers across skyrim

I don't know what point I'm trying to make but I'm sure there's something there

The vigilants don't have to pay taxes.

Molag just changed into a female and Dominatrix'd him I guess.

Someone please make this porn.

He was retarded and the wife was correct, if they actually blotted out the sun all kinds of powers on tamriel way stronger than some edgy vampire lords would come hunt them down.

it wasnt rape you retard, serana + harkon + mommy all gave themselves up to molag bal to become vamp lords

He still had his dick, so futa. Harkon took it up the ass.

Yeah, I think serana just pulled the pity card there.
>even deadric princes are prone to false rape accusations

100% sure harkon got raped to death too

Will he have both sets of genitals since he's a Daedric Prince and they have no real gender or something? Haha, just got curious for a second there.

If not, it must have been the most awkward summoning Molag Bal ever experienced.

Molag Fucking Bal takes it from no one. What use for the pussy?

Talking about Daedric Princes, wonder how hot Dibella and Mara are. Dibella definitely a turbo slut.

Making vampires would get boring doing it the traditional way, senpai. How about spice things up with aggressive scissoring, from the literal God(ess) of Domination?

u r deludin urself if u tink dat big bad molag didn jus spear harkon wid da daedra dik m8

Didn't Harkon murder a 1000 people instead of getting raped?

He did that to get raped.

10000 Then he did some some trials in cold harbour

Sorine Jurard is cute CUTE CUTE!

Given that women are transformed into Daughters of Coldharbour by being raped by Molag Bal, and he willingly let his wife be transformed, he's a literal cuck and deserves no defending.

Are second generation vampires inherently weaker than first gen?

>Isran and the Dawnguard can go fuck themselves. I did everything for those cock suckers while they chilled in the fortress. Isran has the audacity to shit talk the Vigilant when they actually walk the land and fight shit while he sits in Fort Dawnguard yelling "muh vampires".

I want the Vigilants of Stendarr to be more central to the next story and actually be capable of not dying.

They are pretty badass, going up against Daedra.

>be vampire hunter
>meet vampire priestess in tomb
>she has an elder scroll
>have to take elder scrolls and her back to her lair. No option to kill her and take the elder scroll to the Dawnguard

I literally quit playing at that quest.

this

harkon was not only a literal cuck, but too stupid to see what would obviously happen if he overstepped his bounds

>Molag Fucking Bal takes it from no one

Vivec dicked him down. And bite his dick off.

yes its one of the most retarded things i have ever seen in a game, im surprised more SJW were not upset by the total damsel situation

it is so fucking retarded! has bethesda done anything like this in any of the fallout games? I havent played those

So uh, should I play oblivion?

Harkon was a two dimensional bad guy like Alduin. He was gonna kill you no matter what. I only wish you didn't have to kill Miraak because of his lovely voice acting.

Now do you guys prefer Hrolfmir or Baldric for a Nord name? Do you have better ones?

Name your character Nörd. The umlaut makes it especially Nordic.

Likewise.
I'm the fucking Dragonborn.
I negotiated peace between the Empire and Stormcloaks.
I killed an immortal dragon, then chased it into the after life just to make sure I did the job properly.
I'm leader of every major organization in the proviince.
I killed all the immortal Dragon Priests of Soltheim and won out on a deal with Herma Mora
I'm the fucking king of dragons.
And I can't just say 'Nah' to a weak ass vampire who's just come out of the freezer.
Fuck that noise.

Nord Nord-Beard, Nord Warrio Level 1.

>Baldric

Fuck.

I love killing Harkon, nothing makes me feel more like a Paladin than cutting him down with the Dawnbreaker, or smashing his face with the Rune Hammer.

NjörÐ Njórd-Bærd

Now it's like you're a real Viking

god i fucking hate this game and shitty bethesda FUCK YOU TODD I KNOW YOUR ZENIMAX SHILLS ARE HERE

Why do you even need the bow? Can't you just shout the doors open and murder """"""""""Lord""""""""" Harkon?

>>be vampire hunter
>>meet vampire priestess in tomb
>>she has an elder scroll
>>have to take elder scrolls and her back to her lair. No option to kill her and take the elder scroll to the Dawnguard
>I literally quit playing at that quest.

It's so fucked up. If you intend to play the vampire side you have to join the vampire killers to do so. It makes no sense.

I certainly took that dirty bat home if you catch drift catch my semen if you can catch it.

>Why do you even need the bow? Can't you just shout the doors open and murder """"""""""Lord""""""""" Harkon?

No. You can punch Alduin to death but a "Lord" vampire is invincible.

>"his" Elder Scroll

Nah OP your opinion is shit.

No, it makes perfect sense. Bethesda wrote one storyline and then acted like it was two.

Only daughters of coldharbor get raped

So, how's the special edition. Any good?

Do you think skyrim with okay visual mods is good?