I am Pedro. I offer you my special gypsy glasses. They will let you see your heart's desire. Yes or no?

I am Pedro. I offer you my special gypsy glasses. They will let you see your heart's desire. Yes or no?

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newgrounds.com/portal/view/3326
newgrounds.com/portal/view/50364
youtube.com/watch?v=nqPGHXeKWdA
newgrounds.com/portal/view/194541
youtube.com/watch?v=eBhRlpLa6Hw
youtube.com/watch?v=W0QcE4GJAug
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That flash game was fantastic. I wish it got a sequel.

You look at my balls, and for this I will KILL you.

this spoiler contains gypsy balls

>30 million+ views on Newgrounds

Think about that. There are people that have spent their entire lives trying to create a perfect work, whether it be a game, book, movie or album, only for them to be less popular than a shitty flash game about racism and cartoon tits.

It's amazing.

I'm pretty sure there was a sequel. But it wasn't as memorable. Of course, I could be totally wrong. But I ain't going to look for it.

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Sequel and a spinoff!

Original: newgrounds.com/portal/view/2318

Sequel: newgrounds.com/portal/view/26926

Spinoff: newgrounds.com/portal/view/3326

>tfw this was all oldfags like me had to jerk off to while the later younger generation got Meet 'n Fuck

My horny teenaged self would have KILLED for Meet 'n Fuck. I was born too early.

Thanks! These are old as fuck. Hopefully they are as funny as I remember them.

They really, really aren't.

Oh shit, neat, gonna have to try these out later today.

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Yeah, they aren't. :( RIP this game.

What is this

I used to play this with my buddies, in like a race format, when we used to have LAN parties back when.

I remember that gambling game where the girl slowly takes her clothes off, and then at the end when they finally take their underwear off you find out it was a trap. Teenage me was so shocked by it.

>that fox

>tfw you beat this game as a kid

>be 10
>on the family computer complete with turbo button
>fucking around through the windows 95 folders
>see folder full of flash files
>one of them is this
>mfw years later I remember this and that my hard ass of an old man had a sense of humor

Legend of krystal seemed to get shirtier as it progressed

>this fucking game

the dark souls of og hentai games

>The Mario is missing porn game is still going on.

Simgirls is still the most popular thing on Newgrounds: newgrounds.com/portal/view/50364

Fucking amazing.

Oh jeez, does anyone remember Slutty McSlut? That catgirl series had like 10 sequels.

>Half-way nonsensical sim that doesn't take itself seriously
>Still the best date sim of all time

The devs must have been wizards.

Past/present or future may pass but I'll still want to fuck that zebra

>you will never earn your fap ever again
Loved the music in these things

I thought they dropped it

I forget the name of the game at the top left, but I remember playing 2 or 3 iterations of that series. So much fun.

The bottom left one is a parody though. I don't think it has any actual porn.

Frank's Adventure. 4 games total. Same guy does some really fun minigames that aren't porn, like Miami Shark.

>Saw the OP
>"Shit what the fuck did that guy say that was so funny?"
>See this post

Frank's Adventure, I think they're all still on newgrounds

>All those old shitty porn flash series

They don't make them like that anymore.

>all that work just to see one shitty image of a hentai bitch
oh man. It was a simpler time.

>I eat sand

I was really confused why something with tits had a penis when I first played this.

>Help Demon Girl repent for sexual deviance by sinning a whole lot more!

Terrible humor too.

>You got my random physics question wrong so now I'm going to stab you lolz!!1!!1

>Frank's Adventure
>Ganguro Girl

I think on Ebaum's site there was this flash game that was like a dating sim. Used nudes of real girls. Hopefully someone knows what I'm talking about, want to revisit for nostalgia

that fucking game i swear to god, i never knew if there were more girls after that one

Honestly, Frank's adventure could make it as a full fleged VN with voice acting and original characters

>those grunts during the ghost facefuck

Anyone play the Legend of Zelda one?

You fuck all 4 girls then get aids and fucking die. At least the CGs were okay

youtube.com/watch?v=nqPGHXeKWdA

newgrounds.com/portal/view/194541
goty

How do I git gud at this, I suck in this game

what game?

>patreon exist
>and everything made there is to cash from the never ending furry bucks
>and yet nobody ever fucking tried to copy HTH and do their own using nostalgia shit

HOW?

Demon Girl. from the greentext I responded to

they made another one and fucked it all up IMMENSELY

I think this is the proper thread to ask, where can I get a good version of super deepthroat?

>All these god awful ripped sound effects
fuck I'd forgotten

>TFW you'd just type in the password and skip right to the sex scenes

That game had pretty nice sex scenes, fapped to them quite a bit.

>mmmm
>mmmm
>mmmm
>humph!

There's been quite a few HTH clones. The most prominent being The Penthouse and another called "The Hotel" I think. Can't remember the name of the second.

Jesus, that takes me back. That thing was around what, 2001? I have vague memories of playing through it on one of the PCs in the computer lab in high school. I had a work study period where I worked the tech help desk and had to swap computers out of classrooms and manage the network and shit. I had access to pretty much everything I wanted, so I just gave myself privileges and didn't have to worry about the blocked sites and shit. Ah, those were the good old days. Getting StarCraft on the lab computers and having LAN matches a few times a week after school was great, the teacher even got in on it eventually. As I recall, he played Protoss. He wasn't particularly good, but he pulled off a few surprise wins by somehow being left alone for most of the match and just building shitloads of carriers.

I remember it was a tough game for me too until I looked up a guide online.

Never underestimate the power of horny teenagers

Literally impossible. Literally.

WHAT? how the fuck i never saw them posted on Sup Forums?

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Pretty sure Slutty McSlut was what got me into catgirls

See, this is a post that sounds like a genuine oldfag. I usually don't believe posts like this, but you spun off into that story so naturally, you HAVE to be an old fucker. Teenagers don't do shit like that.

>be 11
>get internet connection in house
>56K
>find out about newgrounds
>adult section
>shitty dress up games and dating sims and what the fuck ever else
>having to secretly play so parents don't find out

This fucking game got me into fucking tentacles.

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Because Sup Forums "hates" furshit.

and the second game was called "No Vacancy"

You ever wonder if a girl made one of these pervert sex games? Or was it always dudes?

>That time of your life when the only computer was in the living room, and you had to jerk it while watching the hallways to make sure your parents didn't get up to go to the bathroom or some shit.

>Stealth fapping had to be explained to me
I always figured that was just how it was done

>his parents went to the bathroom

Many a night were spent on Newgrounds.I wish they just kept on stealing from Hentai. They're new shit just doesn't work

When you find out bible black is not part of Q/A game but a real fucking movie!

>Discovering Zone for the first time

so you always came in your panties?

Nothing compared to getting into e/exhentai for the first time

youtube.com/watch?v=eBhRlpLa6Hw

>HTH is STILL in fucking beta
L O L
O
L

>find your first doujin you really like
>the artist ends up becoming your favourite
>you also discover tons of fetishes you didn't even know you had
Pic extremely related.

>ignore tags click on everything

>Bottomress Pit
>He just remade the first doujin I read

People can say video games ruined me all they want, but the reality is that having unrestricted access to every possible fetish imaginable (and several that aren't) at my finger tips 24/7 did much, much more damage.

was the anime before or after

you sure?
I play games a few hours at a time but never fap for more than 10 minutes

Holy shit that game's older than 9/11.

Holy shit this game's older than 9/11.

The anime is shit, used to think it was great but looking at it again is fucking awful

A lot of games are

Before user. They didn't make an anime based on a hentai game on Newgrounds.

They made the manga before the anime, my dude. That's where most of the flash art was referenced from.

I'm imagining this happening though. What does a slutty mcslut anime look like?

i know but it's a flash game on the internet.

love hina was so fucking popular though, it wouldn't have surprised me they did an anime based on a fucking h-game

>tfw used to play this in 7th grade computer class

I tried watching it because I thought it would be as enjoyable as the game. I was disappointed.

I have a libido that would make zeus pause for consideration.
And balls bluer than neptune
kill me

Used to be like that, but learning to make it last for an hour feels so much better.

Just jerk one out stupid. You're in a porn thread, you should be able to find something good.

youtube.com/watch?v=W0QcE4GJAug

Forever will this be engraved in my memory and the memory of others.