Is there anything Agent 47 can't do?

Is there anything Agent 47 can't do?

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Jump

Grow hair.

Be in a good game with no online DRM and no episodic bullshit

Adequately conceal his barcode

spbp

But he did that 5 times.

Carry dead bodies instead of slowly dragging them

i laughed at this scene
especially the close up of his face
thanks Io

You can play offline and the full game was on sale for $15. How poor and bitter can you possibly be?

act

VROOM VROOM VROOM

DING DING DING

Fail to kill his target

For me? The Tuppence A Wish challenge. I'm standing throwing coins at this fucking fountain and nothing is happening.

>absolution
>he slices it with a razor

but that does fucking nothing

I gave up on it

The fucking angle is impossible

B-BUT ONLINE DRM REEEEEE

after half an hour of self-pity i did it

Retire and live a peaceful and normal life

Sauce? Google/yandex/iqdb gives nothing

Literally all you had to do was bounce 13 coins off the wall into the fountain. That's it. If some of them bounce out just pick them up and toss them again, it doesn't matter.

He sucks ass at DDR.
youtu.be/nVY2kWd26N4?t=149

youtu.be/-LkohTUCdV8

Agent Cucky was hilarious.

This is trash, get the fuck out of here.

He's pretty garbage on the DDR mat

Can't, your mother is on my dick now.

Go back to Plebbit you underage fag.

I wish but your mom is holding my dick as a hostage inside her fucking throat man.

get it together 47

not him but here you go exhentai.org/g/974238/03f9180a4a/

Me too user

Outshoot Duke Togo.

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Thanks kind user

Confess his undying love to Diana

celebrate father's day

Bring Ed's mom back to life.

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Get a haircut

comb his hair xD

You know this might be a coincidence, but I was just playing a contract on Hokkaido, and I ran past a staff member and he went "Mr Pitbull?"

A heart transplant
Also Caruso didn't seem to be particularly satisfied with the psychiatry session, if that counts.

>those glances at his feet

I like how 47 looks awkward while attempting this. He must've saw kids doing DDR once after he killed a guy at an arcade and then said "I want to do that one day", and here's his big chance and he just stumbles.

He was 100% correct about him killing his mother and his motivation, though.

>Alone, noone can watch.

Worst part is that he had to kill a pretty good player to even try

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>Dance
>Alone. No one can watch
47 you glorious autist.

Actually he's pretty good, 47 just needs to channel his Japanese spirit first.
youtube.com/watch?v=3O-7v75EdnI

ahh so he went to ddr ninja camp

What the fug