does your dad like video games?
does he like to play video games with you?
Does your dad like video games?
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GET AWAY FROM THAT TV
>tfw bob has been dead for five years
>playing mario64 with dad
>he's drinking whiskey and complaining about bill clinton selling out manufacturing jobs to baby eating zipper heads
>hit him with a shell just before the finish line
>zip right past him
>shout "I'ma da best!"
>he looks at me full of hatred
>smashed his whisky bottle against the wall
>screams "fuck this shit" and storms off
>gets into his car
>drives off
>never see him again
>20 years later mom tells me he drove into a tree and died
When my dad was alive he was always a Sega and Atari man. He had the Jaguar, Saturn, Genesis, and the Dreamcast. He never liked Nintendo at all and thought it was all baby shit. He eventually got an XBox when it first came out.
He introduced me to Diablo at a very young age and the 2nd game quickly became my favorite game of all time. I was also introduced to the first Halo when I was young, and I quickly grew to love that too.
So basically thanks to him my childhood games were very different from others and probably would get me laughed at by admitting that Halo was a fucking CHILDHOOD game of mine. Whatever.
he was being eaten by bugs before death
while his son burped fanta/cum breath in his face
dead was a sweet release
how does it feel being wholly responsible for your father's death
My dad died 4 months before I was born. I have no idea if he liked video games, but chances are all he was exposed to was Pac-Man, Centipede, and Missile Command.
Did he deserve better?
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Wow Nintendo nerf those fucking blue shells
>Did he deserve better?
He got what he deserved according to Cole Smithey
What a manchild, I'm not even surprised it was Nintendo.
has chris unfucked his taint yet?
SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING OFF
> He never liked Nintendo at all and thought it was all baby shit
>also introduced to the first Halo
Literally the most kid friendly baby shooter of all time.
my father liked playing pinball, virtual pool, and card games
he deserved it for being a piece of shit that mentally abused his autistic son and drove him to being a gigantic fucking off the rails degenerate
CWC is literally one of the worst cases of parenting that doesn't involve murder, that I've ever seen
My dad helped play Spyro with me when I was younger (one of my first vidya). He was also into some NHL game for the PS1 and even went through a Pac Man phase. He hasn't touched a video game in more than a decade though.
The first Halo is GOAT though
My dad got GTA3 when it came out, I was pretty young then so it was awesome playing that with him. Other than that he grew up on Atari and he kicked my ass when we played all his old games.
It's a shame he was too sick to whip Chris' ass out of being a tranny.
Dad's worked in an arcade fixing cabs for almost 40 years. It's in a major amusement park. He's hyped as all hell for Ace Combat 7. Showed him FFXV today. Said he wishes it had GTA car mechanics. Valid complaint, I have to admit.
>Bob left his family a supposed huge safety net of money
>They burned it all fighting an unwinnable court case and took out another mortgage on their house and are now in $150,000~ of debt
What are some games where the good guy does everything right but still loses?
My dad helped me play N64 games as a kid cause I was too scared of everything.
Today no but I did introduce him to Sup Forums and he posts regularly there.
I also forgot to add that he always won against my brother in video games. We had a Playstation 1 a long time ago but he had to hide it away permanently because my brother got so destructive and angry whenever he lost to my dad in NHL 2K
>Bob would have been 90 next year
Also on topic but my dad says he wants to try out vidya even though he hates the japanese
Can we not use the word "degenerate," please? It has very problematic connotations
My dad used to dump all his crack on a cookie sheet and slide it under the couch and then gorge on that shit when my mom wasn't looking. He tried to shoot her once.
>Dad used to only play Ace Combat 5 when I wasn't playing on my PS2
Didn't realize that my dad had good taste
Why would anyone hate the Japanese?
Dad's down an arm after an accident when he was young. Put in a genuine effort to play with me when I was a kid, but I was a little shit about it and turned him off the idea.
It's one of those things I wish I could go back and change. We get along well, but we have zero interest overlap.
Bob was alive for the infancy of the tomgirl saga. He called chris a faggot to his face
If playing fifa or pes counts, then yes.
We also used to play racing games wheb i was a kid.
My dad reckons he was really good at Pacman but he's never really played or been enticed by games of today and 15 years ago. Played against him on halo 2 once for the lol. I obviously destroyed him
Well my dad was born at the end of WW2 and his uncle (who fought in Guadalcanal) moved in with his family for a few years after it, the japs did some pretty fucked up shit to American troops during the war. Doesn't help that he sold American cars all his life.
Sports games aren't real vidya
How old is he?
they stole my shins
>he sold American cars his whole life
I'm so sorry
What's the newest update on the saga?
My dad died when I was 7. I have fond memories of playing F14 Fleet Defender and Xwing with his kickass joystick and 486.
Then he cheated on my mom and got cancer and died. Fuck him.
What has Smithey said this time?
Thought so
>tfw your dad is a normie
My dad used to play a few games on the SNES with me hen I was younger, but that was more about family time than the game itself. He's not into gaming whatsoever nowadays. But I own guns now, and we go shooting sometimes, so that's fun.
My dad didn't. But my best friend growing up had a dad who was extremely into video games.
He had every system available at any given time. SNES, Genesis, Saturn, N64, PlayStation, Dreamcast, etc. Were it not for him I would never had gotten to play/be exposed to so many video games/systems growing up.
Haven't talked to them in awhile, always wanted to thank his dad for that.
Yeah, poor man got fucked over hard by GM during the bailouts in 2009.
I'll never buy anything made by them again after the shady shit they pulled during their bankruptcy proceedings.
>Dad told me he wants to try out Dead Space 3
>get him all 3
First time in years since he legit enjoyed vidya since Brood War.
he introduced me to quake. his co-worker introduced both of us to half-life and subsequently counter strike. my dad and I didn't like cs too much but then we found out about day of defeat and played that a lot together
more recently I got him set up with planetside 2 because he saw me playing with some buddies while I was tank driver and he said it looked fun. Now he rolls around in a tank most of the time TR forever
I remember that videogame :(
hasn't played a single game in his life and hates them.
How were you playing Mario 64 with your dad? I thought it was a single player game. And what finish line?
Posts like these make me appreciate my parents more
>never met my dad
>live alone with mom
>mom says she doesn't like games
>i go off to college
>come back 6 months later for christmas
>boot up my old computer
>decide to play oblivion
>notice a bunch of odd mods in my launcher
>chalk it up to bad memory
>boot game
>new character
>looks just like mom, but with a gigantic horse dick
>custom follower that looks just like me, but in a pink dress with my dick in a chastity cage
>when enemies attack my character bends over and gets raped by them automatically
On the other hand my mum when she was still alive liked snes games such as donkey kong country and her favourite game was banjo kazooie on n64.
I heard that the Pacific theater of WW2 was much much more vicious and underhanded of a fight than the Western theater. Is that true?
>implying i have a dad
not talking bout the biological one
I know greentext isn't supposed to be taken seriously but that made me kek and cringe.
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Pops was always too wasted on prescription drugs to really do anything. He's dead now
I think that this story is fake
Hirohito's lot were well-noted for the sheer level of their savagery and cruelty.
What are you underage?
Yes, the Japanese would torture prisoners of war to the fullest extent, even tying them to trees and splitting soldiers into pieces.
Also we firebombed the fuck out of their cities, the Pacific theater was literally hell on earth.
en.wikipedia.org
>tfw great uncle showed my dad pictures of Japanese prison camps and was only one of three men in his regiment to survive Guadalcanal
My dad was a nutjob who wanted full custody of me and my sister. From stories that my mom told coupled with the fact that he would "pretend" his car's brakes wouldn't work on a road that led to the ocean, I'm inclined to agree with my mom
>Be eight years old.
>Playing GoldenEye with my dad before bed.
>"Alright, buddy. Time for bed."
>Go to sleep while listening to my divorced parents laughing together like they're gonna get back together.
>Police officer wakes me up.
>Leads me and my six year old sister out of the house.
>My dad strangled my mom to death.
>Then he drove out to camp and shot himself multiple times in the head with a shitty gun.
>tfw no parents.
>tfw forever immune to your mother will die posts and mom jokes.
Everyone talks about the nukes but no one remembers that we burned 1,000,000 civilians to death with firebombs.
Protip: don't build cities entirely out of wood
>shot himself multiple times in the head
did your father have information that would have lead to the arrest of hillary clinton?
getting nuked was the best thing that ever happened to the nips, prove me wrong.
Please be memeing.
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It's hard to call him the good guy in all this, considering the stuff that came out of the Smithey letters. But I still can't help sympathize a little with him. He clearly wasn't dealt the best lot in life, probably shouldered his share of abuses from his own family that he took with him. And the sense I get from the phonecalls is of a lonely old man who desperately longs for someone to just listen to him for a little while, to make him feel valued, after a long life with a lot of mistakes and not a lot of meaning.
There's no simple narrative with good guys and bad guys here. In dysfunctional families of the caliber we see in the Chandlers, everyone are simultaneously victims and abusers.
>Even in their handling of you when you were a child left alone everyday for years by an unfit baby sitter, Barbara and Bob proved themselves to be careless parents. Everyday of our lives, you and I both pay a price for our parents' selfishness. Bob and Barbara pay a bigger price. They are the lonely and tortured people that they imagined their enemies to be. That is a curse that I would not wish on my worst enemy, especially not my own family.
Nope. Life story. I'm mentally ill as fuck now. Shit sucks. I keep trying, though.
Just wish I would have kept his save files. I got mad and deleted them.
>reading up on what the Japanese did to the Chinese and Koreans
Good god, remind me why people say that the Germans were the evilest faction in WW2
My dad likes the old MoH and Call of duty games, he also used to play the shit out of ace combat on the ps1 and he likes racing games.
We used to play Multiplayer games on Syphon Filter 2.
Now he doesn't play anymore but sometimes when i play something in front of him he likes to watch me while we talk about stuff.
A few days ago he sat besides me while i played Modern Warfare Remastered on my pc.
My dad is awesome.
My dad is dead. He got Alzheimer's at the ripe old age of fifty and died less than two years later after a meteoric decline in mental function. My mom died a year before that from inoperable brain tumors.
>smithey letters
Could I get a tl;dr on why Bob was actually kind of a cunt?
at least they're together in hell :3
bob used to make his step son wear dresses
Fuckin' saved. I'm gonna troll weebs with that.
Jews that can't get over the past.
Almost half of East and Southeast Asian got fucked by the Japs and they're all (except for some chinks) cool now.
My dad used to cut my finger and toe nails, shave me, pop pimples on my face and back, and trim my pubes. He would also walk around the house naked and once took a shower with me when I was 5 and my mom and brother were out of the house. He also hated me for being a complete autist who sucked at sports and only played video games.
Germany has the decency to own up to what they did. The japs buried theirs so hard most native japanese have no idea what happened.
It's not in popular culture because they willed it so.
my dad loved pilotwings on snes when i was a kid
now he just plays online poker
:|
Curtis "A Fiery Nap for Every Jap" LeMay
t. Chink
My dad introduced me to vidya games. He had a super nintendo and the shitty Doom port, and we used to play it a lot. For his birthday this year I bought him the collector's edition of Doom (with kickass revenant statue) for Xbone (he's a dad, so he doesn't have a gaming PC). After a year long install I watched him play it and I've never seen him have so much fun.
Hell, Shinzo Abe himself routinely claims that the Nanking Massacre never happened and is just Chinese propaganda.
My dad only plays some retarded slot machine game and has addictive tendencies.
Is your dad Kevin Finnerty?
What the fuck? Where can I find those letters?
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Neither did the chinks. Only thing the Japs did wrong is make cartoons for autistic shitlords.
How many "what's his name" memes are out there?
he likes games, but hes just too stressed to play them anymore
we used to play mgs1 when we were younger
maybe when he retires we can play again
He wanted to play overwatch and he thought LuciĆ³ was a woman
My dad left me and my mother when I was 7 and he wasnt even black
>ace combat 7
what the fuck?
>tfw your dad like weabu shit like kingdom farts and xenoblaga
>does your dad like video games?
He doesn't hate them, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't understand them or the appeal.
>does he like to play video games with you?
Nah, he sometimes watched, but that's about it
>mfw curtis lemay is in a doujin with female versions of famous generals and soldiers
Not really he's more of an outdoorsmen. He's heavily into old west/cowboy shit.
One time when I first got my Xbox 360 and fallout 3 he over heard me playing it.
One of the first quests with an ant colony ducking up some settlement,
Came in and seemed legitimately interested as I shot ants with my old cowboy guns.
>tfw bonding with my old man