Sup Forums Plays the Oregon Trail

Alright Sup Forums! I should be working on a shitty paper for English but tonight, we're playing the Oregon trail! Get in here boys!

1, 3, or 5 decide what we shall be

Should also be working on a paper but I could care less.

Banker, let's get the fuck out of Boston

Carpenter.
Let's be the middleman.

Banker it is.

2, 3, 7, 9 decides our name

Dungle

Todd Howard

Trump

Negrodamus

Trump it is!

1, 5, 9 decide 3 names

Faggot

Tootie

JOHN CENA

Mr. Clean

Pauly Walnuts

CockBurger

Trump's ego

Yayoi

Clinton, Jeb and Ted

Hillary, let's get her on the trump train.

Hillary

George Soros

Little turd

*Hillary would ahve been good

So far, Trump's ego and one of the three And now

Puff Daddy

Delta

Conan O'Brian

poopy poopdick

Miku

rerolling

Wew and or Lad

Leaving work now Sup Forums famiglia I'll be back to play with y'all in a a bit

PewDiePie :^)

Alright boys, when are we leaving Missouri?

names: Trump, trump'sEgo, Clinton, Lad, LittleTurd

1, 3, 5, 6, 9 decide

april

July

April

MARCH

April! We must be first to making Oregon great again

Missouri summers are gorgeous. June.

Jew lie

March

April its is

We have $1,600 to spend, what do we do?

2, 3, 6, 7, 9, 0 decide

MARCH

Clothing

oxen

...

Spend it all on bullets.

a team of oxen

I kind of wanted to do this with Sup Forums with the Yukon Trail.

FUCK CLOTHING, WE DON'T NEED CLOTHES

Clothing

Fuck clothes, oxen all the way

OXEN

SPARE PARTS

Bullets, guns solve all of our issues

Posting in an

Epic thread

Gotta get amerifat
All on food

Max food

We still got some left over? What more or leave?

2, 3, 5, 7 decide

SPARE PARTS NIGGAH, WE NEED DEM WHEEL AXLES N' SHIET.

MORE AMMO

Spend the rest on bullets

BOOLETS

More guns

How will we kill injuns if we don't got no bollets?

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS

2 spares of each now

1, 6, 9, 0 decide if we leave or go all in on whatever you choose(and then elave)

Hit the road Jack

Get goin' faggot.

more oxen

What we doin' on our first day?

1, 4, 6, 8, 0 decide

keep on truckin

Talk

Change pace

Minimal rations. Grueling pace. We're getting to Oregon first

change rations

Winner

1, 4, 5, 7, 9

Fucked up

1, 4, 5, 7, 9

yes

See

No gotta go fast

Already changed with 's wishes

bump

Also, look around

Go hunting.

Thread dead?

We'll never make it to Oregon now...

come back faggot

Oregon Failure.