I'LL HAVE

I'LL HAVE

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TWO NUMBER NINES
A NUMBER NINE LARGE
A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP
A NUMBER SEVEN
TWO NUMBER FORTY FIVES
ONE WITH CHEESE
AND A YOU READING THIS IN MY VOICE

You forgot the large soda ya buster

Kek

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CJ YOU ALWAYS WUZZ A BUSTER

AW SHIT, TRASH CAN BITCH

>That video
Called it

>Reminder he wasn't just ordering a lot because he was fat, but because he was stalling for the ballas drive-by

he ate all that fucking food though

He needed an excuse not to shoot.

then why did Ryder shoot?

Ryder wasn't smart

Neither was Smoke if he was sitting in a car with two people he wanted the Ballas to pop

Smoke was a genius, that was the whole point.

The ballas were not going to kill him (and Ryder because he was his colleague) because they knew he was the mastermind behind the crack plant. Smoke had to put himself in the line of fire to avoid suspicion.

Now that I think about it, it explains Ryder's mission line really well.

You steal a ton of guns yet the only thing that the Families get outta them are fucking Tec-9s. Meanwhile the Ballas and Vagos pack a lot more heat in late game missions. I doubt the only things you stole from that train were modified machine pistols and a rusty AK-47 which is actually a Type-56

Smoke didn't set up the drive--by, it just happened. He didn't shoot because he had deals going on with the Ballas that he didn't want to fuck up. Ryder shot because he didn't want to come off as suspicious.

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That's my assumption. They just had bad timing, Smoke had an excuse not to shoot, Ryder didn't.

I wonder if Rockstar ever knew how much people would be looking into a mission that's forgettable aside from a few lines of dialogue.

>Numba 45s
Where dis place?

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a double-triple bossy deluxe 4x4 animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze light axle grease burn it and let it swim

There's a mexican food place where I live that has numbers all the way up in the 70s. A bunch are just variations of the same thing, but it makes ordering really easy.

I'm kind of sad that as a teenager I had burned out on 3D GTA games by the time SA came out. I played a lot of GTA III and even more Vice City. I didn't even bother finishing San Andreas, which is a shame, since it's a good game. Anyone here experience something similar? Did you go back to finish it?

Fuck off you weeb piece of shit, don't derail this thread with your cancerous mods.

Same here, I played the ever living shit out of VC. By the time I got to some airplane mission for James Woods and found out there weren't venues for cash in SA, I just lost all interest. Never went back. I thought about it once, but after hearing about the loss of songs on the steam release, I again lost all interest.

We serve food here

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Can someone explain the meaning behind every action here in chefs terms?

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but what about let it swim?
whats that mean?

Extra sauce

thank you!

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Double Triple Bossy Deluxe: Double Triple = 6 patties,
Bossy = all-beef,
Deluxe = everything on it.
On a raft: Toast in place of burger buns.
4x4: Previous 6 patties x 4 = 24 total patties, with another 24 slices of cheese.
Animal style: Patties cooked in mustard, 24 layers of everything.
Extra shingles: Extra toast, 2 per layer, 14 total.
With a shimmy: Jelly spread on toast.
And a squeeze: Orange juice to drink.
Light axle grease: Light butter on the toast.
Make it cry: Extra onions.
Burn it: Patties are well-done.
Let it swim: Extra special sauce.

I think the mental image alone is enough to give me a heart attack

ily user!~

Mental image no more

I no longer fear death.

wheres the pickles famalam?

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DRIVE-BY


BITCH.

how do you go from this
to this

OH MOTHERFUCKER MY CAR

Say, I actually wanted re-install San Andreas on PC, but I heard R* "updated" it on steam with what is effectively the mobile version of the game.

How trash is it?

youtube.com/watch?v=UeH87rV4mv4

Kill yourself.

Cleo mods won't be compatible and some of the music tracks have been cut.

Gimme a 4-3 supersized,
an 8-5 (hold the triangles)
2 chocoberry milkshakes
A three-ringer ringer
A doodad
A blinger
Some maxi nuggets

100% fucking trash. Go hunt down the original CD with hot coffee intact.

Either pirate a retail version or downgrade patch the steam version, there's a downgrader out there that restores the music on the Steam forums.

GANGSTA SHIT, NIGGA!

NUMBAH SIX


EXTRA DIP

I'LL HAVE 69 MISSIONS
A FILLER DESERT LARGE
A SHITTY STORY WITH EXTRA REDDIT
A SELECTION OF SAMEY GUNS
3 WHINEY, BORING MAIN CHARACTERS
ONE WITH MEMES
AND A SUSPICIOUS LACK OF JETPACKS

lol

>Double shingles
Useless cunt.

A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND HOLD THE LETTUCE
DON'T BE FRONTIN SON NO SEEDS ON THE BUN
WE BE UP IN THIS DRIVE THRU ORDER FOR TWO
I GOT A CRAVING FOR A NUMBER 9 LIKE MY SHOE
WE NEED SOME CHICKEN UP IN HERE, IN THIS SHIZZLE
FOR RIZZLE MY NIZZLE, EXTRA SALT ON THE FRIZZLE
DOCTOR PEPPER MY BROTHA, ANOTHER FOR YOUR MOTHER
DOUBLE DOUBLE SUPER SIZE AND DON'T FORGET THE FRIES

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG SMOKE IS FAT

Can you throw that down again?

Wew lad savage

Give me a
4-3 supersized
an 8-5, hold the triangles
2 chocolate berry milkshakes,
a three ringer ringer,
a doo dat uh blinger
and some mexi nuggets

Which GTA is this?
Is it considered the best one from the early games?
How does it run on a toaster PC?
You all have great qualities that people don't appreciate more.

Oh my gawd I love the maph "Dust". I can poon so many noobs on it. Maybe too day, I'll poon enough noobs, to raise my rank, on the server, from three to one. Hehr hehr.

SA
More or less
Great
Thx

What the fuck? I know this is bait but fuck you underage fag

Its the best one in my eyes

Its ran on my shitty walmart computer back in 2012 so whatever you got now will probably run it decently

after youve beaten it try out the San andreas multiplayer mod, very fun

Depends how toaster

If you mean like a Pentium II it'll choke

If you mean like a 1.8Ghz atom machine it'll run fine.

rero

Recommended:

Processor: Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon XP Processor
Memory: 384MB of RAM (the more the better!)
Graphics: 128MB (or greater) Video Card (Geforce 6 Series Recommended)
Hard Drive: 4.7GB of free hard disk space (full install)
Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible Sound Card (Sound Blaster Auidgy 2 Recommended)

Man, remember when you had dedicated sound cards?
Where muh sound blaster pro 16s at

Thanks!
Seriously have never played a GTA game. They never appealed to me, but openworld/sandbox games are fun to me now. I don't have as much time to play games now so I'd like something that's laid back

REEEEEEEEEE!

You could start with GTA: Vice city. It's smaller and maybe not as good, but one of the major complaints in GTA: SA is that there is a fat load of fuckall and driving across featureless desert about 1/3rd of the way into the game.

Don't open it.
Wait shit, wrong game, sorry lemme get the correct spoiler
June is Zero.
Nonowait. I think I got it this time
When Smoke tells you to FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ, don't just follow it. Jump on top of it, there are ramps.

does sp0rk even run on modern machines?

Leave! Leave now or I'll have the admin BAN you!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY COMPYOOTER?!?!

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I used to play with myg0t, a long time ago.
I wonder if any of them are still active.

What's amazing is when you get servers with 15 minutes (or more) round limits, you get one g0t on T, one g0t on CT, kill off other players, and then the two g0ts just fuck around the map.

I didn't get the first one. Good taste in VN/puzzles. Thanks for the protip

[spoiler>]June is Zero

Good job user next time spoil the final puzzle is a shitty tedious sudoku game but thanks for actually using spoilers correctly.

So all the things Bubblebass says in that part of the episode is actual food slang for preferences of a sandwich?

"there is no spoone"
- The Matricks

HD capacity: 666420Gb

Personally I wnafuk Clover
after she goes ax-crazy

I dunno why. Some part of my brain is fucked up and likes Murder girls. I blame Sup Forums and that gosh dang Nevada-tan.

I thought that was a spoiler for VLR and just ended up spoiling myself on something else

just fuck my whole life up

Good thing I forget spoilers as soon as I read them because I haven't "played" that game yet.

Honestly spoilers don't bother me but make me more interested in something to see if it's implemented well. Guess the whole read the question before reading a story on tests then find the answer kinda fucked me.

VtM:B

You are Kessler.
You are Tom.
You were the witch.
Your son is actually the prophesied hero.
She's NOT Polito.
0451
It was all a simulation to test if you're willing to kill your brother
Kumatora is the 7th Magypsy, not Fassad. Pulling that needle kills her.
KANE LIVES
He/she/they gets corrupted, turns evil, and is voiced by Chris Metzen.
That's NOT a mask.
You're actually playing as the cat.
Trouble with the trolley, eh?

>June is Zero.
Man, I had a feeling this was gonna be the case, but I also thought it was what the game wanted me to think.

It's not noticeable until you see who actually kidnapped everyone.

Better GTA.

Is the game even worth playing anymore with that big twist in mind?

You don't know why it happens, so you could enjoy that aspect

TIME PARADOXES AND CLAIRVOYANCE SON

DIO already did that

>complete all the missions and over half of the tiny map is full of people who shoot you on sight

>tfw have this memorized for some reason

BIG MAC

BIG BEAR?

>thread died

EY NIGGA FUCK YOU.

I wish Big Bear was a homie during the riots at the end.

>mfw never beat the game until recently but used the riot cheats for fun before and it's actually in the game as a plot point and gameplay

Why don't we get cheat codes any more?