Did they seriously have to make a cutscene of her washing the car. what the fuck

did they seriously have to make a cutscene of her washing the car. what the fuck

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Yes, they did.

Well, the entire point of the character is being eyecandy.

why not cutscene of her washing a BBC with her tongue?

yeah my dick couldn't aw golly handle that one! *cidney laughs*

AMERICAN VOICE

she's basically the plot of the game

welcome to japanese game development

why are you even complaining?

YES GODDAMNIT

here are the only people who give a shit about attractive women in games:

fat chicks
fake trannys
gentlesirs trying to bang fat chicks & trannys
faggots

so, which one are you, OP?

That cutscene is the best part of the game

OP either feminist or gay faggot

she can wash my car anytime ;)

numale

Or Kotaku

Go complain on Reddit you ham-planet.

Justice Monsters Five is the best part of the game

>be gas station attendant in the desert and was cars by hand

Bs

This is the worst part, the voice is God awful

Did Japan seriously have to churn out more fujoshit instead of porn of this semen demon?

Fake tits

>This character is TOO SEXY
>Oh we understandu we fix

Tabata you absolute madman

Tabata is a fucking pussy. What a bitch to SJWs. Atleast Toriyama did something he was passionate about.

>she is not meant to be looked at in a sexual manner

What the fuck did he meme by this

sounds like a selling point to me tee be que aitch.

she literally bends forward as she talks, showing more of them breasts and when her backs to you she bends over too showing that ass

B-BUT SHE WASN'T MEANT TO BE SEXUALIZED IN YOUR MIND, S-STOP NOW

What movie game that belongs on Sup Forums is this?

Absolutely haram.

Well, flash news. Sexualizing actually comes from the eye of the beholder. She just happens to be the fanservice char of the game.

And im glad the japanese still have the balls, fuck western developers and fuck fat bitches.

Is it me or is the lip syncing shit?

ikr we need more scenes of the guys doing guy things like playing guitar and rubbing eachothers penises

What game are you talking about?

Where the WebM at.

are you fucking gay or something?

i would have beautiful illegitimate semi retarded dust babies with her

so you are a
>gentlesirs trying to bang fat chicks & trannys

her green eyes are amazingly attractive tbqh

>Mentions fanservice
>Doesn't provide a webm of the fanservice
You had one job, OP.

what's this game called lol

This. Way to go, faglord.

It is bad. The game in general lacks polish. It runs well but still looks rough (hair aliasing, last-gen textures, wonky dialogue animations, etc.)

It took some time but I'm warming up to it slowly. Mostly cause the combat is fun.

That seems to happen a lot with Square's franchises lately

Star Ocean 5. It isn't very good.

Considering he's drawn her a couple of times I can only pray butcha-u will do a doujin with her.

How else were they going to sell their shitty game?

im attractive and dont have a problem getting chicks, in fact its sort of embarassing to play weeb games in front of my female friends because of how much they pander to neet virgins

its fucking horrendous

I'm sure we all feel for you

Or maybe he doesn't pander to stupid fucks who play to get a hard-on.

grates my ears

Is the game any good?
How long is this game?

No
10 hours

Implying Noctis has ever had sex. Hopefully the neckbeard lived on to fuck while Noctis is forever a ghost virgin.

they put a fatty in their game about gorgeous men?

Game is unpolished and unfinished, literally held together with duct tape.
What do you expect exactly?

Imagine it though. In order to complete your complaint about X being too sexy you have to prove it's sexy in the first place.

"She's not wearing much clothing? But she's only 14. Surely you're not a dirty pedophile that sexualizes children right?"

"What do you mean someone else might? You're the only one complaining about it. Get out of my office before I call the cops"

All memeing aside, how is this game? Review sites seem to be okay with it, everyone I know on social media seems to be okay with it. It's really just Sup Forums I hear the majority of complaints from and I'm wondering if it's a bunch of contrarians looking for (you)s or false flagging or some shit.

Like yeah sure, the game has some flaws. God knows I've seen some hilarious webms like where you're riding a chocobo and your posse is riding them while fucking standing up. Or the one where a bunch of robo samurai or something drop from the sky RIGHT before a cutscene happens and they're right in the middle of the cutscene, trying to attack you.

But like, it doesn't seem that big of a deal. It's like when people complain about how Persona 5 has no Jap dub so they refuse to even look at the game. I don't give a shit, it's not a big deal to me and I feel like it shouldn't. I feel like everyone has these huge hang ups on tiny problems that don't really matter much at all and it's getting hard to get an accurate feel about how the game actually is.

Does this look acceptable to you?
twitter.com/KZXcellent/status/803602195564347392

looks fine to me
at least its a funny glitch and not something that hinders gameplay

But it ruins immersion and the story is retarded enough as it is without this shit.

The combat is pretty bad and the game looks grainy but the positives still outweigh the negatives

I still dont see a problem
especially considering the cutscene is noctis just kinda walking
I'd rather have the humor then muh sadness

So we could have had so much more
... Fuck sjws

>mostly because the combat is fun
you what

i'm returning the game because of how bad the combat and magic is

She looks like Anderson from the newer Dredd movie.

>gameplay is shit
>doesn't look good
> positives still outweigh the negatives
Are you referring to the story?

What's the combat like? Seems pretty hit or miss with players. What the hell is it doing? It seems fairly straight forward to me, I can't see anything obviously wrong with it from videos but sometimes you need to actually play the game to get a feel for it.

>gameplay is pretty bad
>game looks grainy, so not particularly good
>90% of the story occurs off screen, what remains is simply ok
>the positives still outweigh the negatives

?
???

I give a shit because I want more attractive women in games. Where do I fall in?

no the videos are pretty accurate. the only complaining about the combat is going on here on Sup Forums

>that imaginary sex scene

hold down circle to attack
magic system is beyond retarded and is awkward to use
hold down square to dodge/block
triangle to teleport to enemy or mana refill point
can't cancel out of animations to dodge/block, have to completely finish your automatically assigned attack before you can do anything else
Teammate assists occur randomly and are extremely jarring/remove control
Link attacks remove control and are basically just cutscenes
item menu pauses the game instead of having to use them on the fly aka kingdom hearts
game has two difficulty modes, easy (normal) and easier (easy)
uninteresting overworld
interesting dungeons

Hold down? Like... dude will do a 3 hit combo if I hold down circle? Or do I hold it down per hit or something? Triangle is a teleport AND a mana refill? How easy is it to accidentally fuck up and do one instead of the other?

mana refills only when noctis teleports to "lookout" spot on higher ground

>STILL NO WEBUM

I gave you a (You) now post lewd webums of Cidney

>3 hit combo
there's no combos it's just constantly chaining attacks

hold down circle to perform an infinite combo basically

Fuck you, cocktease. A picture? What am I supposed to do with a picture? Make a webm already.

Perhaps it's not lip synced for English. Weird, given it's a Japanese game.

Other games manage to do it fine. Dragon's Dogma and MGSV are lip synced well enough, were just as unfinished as FFXV and they didn't take 10 years to come out

I'm fucking outraged they didn't make TWO separate cut-scenes of her washing the washing the car.

Why are gays always the shittiest posters on Sup Forums?

>her washing herself after washing the washing the car

A two hander would have been deployed

Is japan.

without fanservice, seppuku

>Other games manage to do it fine. Dragon's Dogma

you fucking what m8 no it's not

youtube.com/watch?v=yToQ8eTgquQ

I give a fuck because I want some SFM porn

A Fantasy based on reality...

>woman isn't wearing a burka

WOW SUCH PANDERING SUCH SEXUALIZATION

I had to switch to Japanese as soon as she spoke.

They did ?
Ok you sold me the game.

Can I dodge when attacking?

PAWPAW

WHERE ARE THE LEWD WEBMS?

There's a pretty good chance that you don't actually know how the combat works if you don't find it fun.

I'm not even memeing you, I was having no fun at all until I realized holding down the attack and dodge buttons is not how you play the game.

Is this game reminding anyone else of Deadly Premonition? Like, a lot? I mean, a lot of the stuff Sup Forums is spamming is entirely true but I'm still finding the game really engaging and comfy.

For our sakes, yes they did.
Are you a faggot or something?

>MFW two hander.

>our sakes
More like for the sake of getting your money.

Women shouldn't be in video games.
They belong in the kitchen and should be dressed modestly at all times.

as opposed to what?

Teleport strikes, timed hits, and coordinating attacks with your friends to toss enemies around like little babies.