Here's your controller bro

Here's your controller bro

That's a mouse man.

A mouse is a controller.

Am I the only one who hates touching other people's mice?

>Bought a $60 "gaming" wireless mouse when the scam was going strong in retail electronics stores
>Go to play WoW
>The character would stop randomly
>Buy a $7 wired optical mouse off Amazon
>Have been using it ever since

Here is your vagina bro

pass me some cheetos

>get scammed
>buy the cheapest without getting scammed

Guess what guys, when you don't get scammed like a retard - things work!

im not sure what one is worse

the last one or the second last one

>Here
>Don't worry, you'll learn it really fast
>It's better than a regular controller

how do you do that shit?

I'd still take that over typing on a touchscreen.
I think people who comfortably type on touchscreens are sub-human.

Is it bad that I want to fuck chris chan in the unclit

>I gave my personal info to a known identty thief in 2016
>and I paid for it too

You live dirty, thats all it takes.

>implying a DA can be functional long enough to get that much dirt

>gaming
>wireless
kek

daisuki desu!

>work a retail job
>check people out with an ipad
>have to peck to type everything in
>normies type fast as fuck on it
>but slow on a keyboard
what the fuck is wrong with normies?

here yer mouse, mate

>not paying with a gift card

HOW

Ergonomics finds a way.

>this costs more than most gaming mice

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ok but what was on the keyboard before the nachos

Sorry I only have one keyboard, but you can use this instead.

the white stuff?

they tried to shoot dry air from a can to clean the nachos

I've no idea man, I had smartphones for years, I'm tech competent with everything, trying to type even on a big touchscreen feels like trimming a bush with a spoon.

and this is your keyboard

DISCUSTING

Steelseries is shit, that's how. Common occurrence with this particular model.

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I would seriously just kill myself, you will never be the woman you see in your mind's eye unless you were born one. Testosterone fucks you.

holy shit lol. The only way to clean this at this point is a whole bunch of distilled water and isopropyl.

Hey Tim, wanna join?

>get a laptop
>decide to break my "no eating at the computer" rule
>spill a whole bowl of T H I C C clam chowder on my keyboard
>it's fucking everywhere
>seriously consider just throwing it out

Is that for one-handed people?

>that 4th one

I.

It's not even.

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It's not the fact that it is what it is, it's the fact that chris is so insane he really thinks hes growing a cunt

I'm going to cry laughing when he dies of sepsis.

no its for 3 handed people

that would be n64

Shit quality rubber plastic, skin oil deteorates that shit slowly.

why did you space out thicc or THICC

>bought a Lachesis mouse when I first saw Razer's products at Best Buy
>thing still working perfectly 6 years later
>breaks because I'm an idiot and spill a drink on it
>get a razer headset and a death adder soon after
>they're both total shit and wind up needing to be replaced in less than a year
I don't even understand, did I get lucky or did they actually have a massive drop in quality sometime after they got started?

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eeyup, the best controller in history

It's for one handed games

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Actually kind-of looks like it would make for a very firm grip, totally personalized and all.

I use the mionix castor which has the exact same rubber shit there, I wish it wasn't.
My hand gets sweaty and slipper - it starts sticking to the mouse's material but start slipping on this stupid rubber shit on the side...

I'd rather get some bigger stick to use with my legs if I lost an arm, instead of this.

>work retail
>any interaction with touch pad they hammer down pen presses because they think it has no sensitivity
>works just fine for light presses
>until they hammer down pen presses over time

I've had a Naga for around 3 years now, never had any issues with it. Maybe you secretly WANTED to break it just to complain

I guess this is unavoidable, since the early pads kept going to shit everyone got used to them being shit, and everyone used to it will turn the new ones into shit too.

Why did every girl do this?
I'm confident in my generalization, because the only I've seen not do it was a NEET-to-be girl in my neighborhood who did nothing but play PSX all day.

Most of them are used to grabbing the thing in the center and jerkin it.

Alright. Here is yours.

>user, you want some food? Go, harvest some off my GPU.

How does that even happen.

here's your controller bro, left or right handed?

this looks awesome as fuck though. I feel like I could pilot mecha with this shit.

those are clearly psilocybe with caked substrate and all, it's not natural occurence but intentional, you can buy that shit online (gpu separately)

>Here's your mouse bro

That scroll wheel looks like a pain to use

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>user, I think, your games are slowing the computer!

kek

Here's MY controller, you can use the other one

>wireless mouse
there was your problem

That thing was the shit.
Always felt like it shot bullets faster in Pocky and Rocky than holding the button down.

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It was great for schumps and unexpectedly great for Mortal Kombat's test your might.

>type fast as fuck on a keyboard
>type fast as fuck on a small-ass touchscreen even though my thumbs cover half the screen

come at me

i'd slap the phone out of your hand and give you a kiss faggot

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that's from the H3H3 video

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A mouse is a mouse.

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What happened?

Awa~

Judging by the images they used a shitty plastic that warps under a minor amount of heat and pressure.

>spend 30 seconds looking for the buttons before I finally see "Kawasaki"
What fascinating modern times we live in, where a jet ski can be easily mistaken for a gaming mouse.

Reminds me of that fake rubber layer around my intuous pen. Why the fuck did Wacom do that? It was a mess and I have to get it all off.

just opening this picture, I started to smell a fucking wafting stench coming through my monitor

hate smelling other people's pee
hate sitting in another man's bed

>hate sitting in another man's bed
what about lying ;)

>here's that gaming mouse you ordered bro

soon we'll have flying mice

I like the idea of a scroll knob instead of a wheel

>sophomore year in High School
>searching a tub of electronic crap for something I don't remember
>old phone cords, a keboard or two
>find a really in-shape razer salmosa
>I don't even really play PC games yet
>nobody in my house does
>somebody just bought a pretty expensive mouse and forgot about it
lasted since last week, still fine but scrollwheel broke.

this is a computer from crematorium, right?

Seeing my wife do that after I brought my old N64 home from my parents house was seriously the only time I actually considered divorcing her.