Unlikely tactics that will get you through a boss fight

Unlikely tactics that will get you through a boss fight.

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Using the revive pill

Crawling under the table and never moving from there because it's a indestructable map object and it's hitbox is retarded enough to make you invulnerabe while not preventing you just shooting the boss to death.

running back to the entrance and then attacking its arm.

Waiting a week so the boss dies of old age, or snipe the boss as soon as a cutscene ends

hit it until it dies

Not getting the game

use a phoenix down on it

editing memory values

Installing gentoo

Standing too close to the boss for its attacks to register

Set the time on your console forward a few weeks.

Walk to the other side of the room and just leave.

Actually lasting for so long that the AI just stops and you can hit them to death at your leisure.

Things that you can say to your party members but not to your mother

Running away/dodging long enough for your ally NPC to take it out.

Throwing shit over a wall.
Shooting it from outside the arena.
Having it aggro other mobs that kill it.

Lets sleep in this one bed at the inn together

"So all things considered, I need to kill my demon sister and you need to pretend it was an accident."

Wanna fuck?

Jump on my bird! It's a fast ride!

Staying still

We'll bang okay?

"Can I borrow some money"

Pressing buttons at the right time

"Do a barrel roll!"

Leading the final boss to town and letting the townsfolk kill him

getting hit a thousand times by trash mobs, storing up the damage you took and unleashing it all in one giant hit to instantly kill a boss that was meant to be tackled with 40+ players

Throw literal poop at the hardest boss of the game until it dies of poison.

Things you can say about a video game that you can't say about your girlfriend.

4 White Mages

toxic, actually

"This would be good if it looked better."

>trash mobs
Another player in a duel but close enough

You have to pay a lot of money if you want to have some fun.

Did Mystic Quest even have chocobos?

It aged like fine wine.

"If I speedrun, I can beat her in about an hour."

Damn, that's a good one.

Rated E for everyone.

Fuck, I thought that was the thumbnail for thumbs-up heavy.

Too late you can't take it back now.

only good for about five hours then you get bored

Achievement names that can describe your sex life.

Crippling a boss by buffing him

Use those elixir and best potions in respective games you have been hoarding since first chapter.

I've had a video game

"I Would Have Been Your Daddy"

kek what game

been a while and I never played alliance

Turns out the devs forgot to close the boss door for this one, so just sit in the hallway and shoot at your leisure

Romancing it.

>First Timer

basically risk of rain

bloodborne

Giving him money so he leaves you alone

Beat it like a pair of bongos

An entire day to figure this out

I put on my robe and wizard hat

"I can always count on you!"
"You never let me down!"
"I love you!"

This would be much better if it was only five or six years old.

underrated

made me kek

>tfw people here are too young to even remember this :

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i geniunley laughed at those.

>i am garrus vakarian, and this is my rectum