Tfw theyre good

The rocks arent the enemy,

Actually the anarchists are,
Your sibling is a terrorist working with them alongside a host of radicalized and your dad,

Last mission is like sovereign in mass,
Theyre trying to submit the nexus.

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>black guys with rocks on their faces are aliens
t-thanks... what's next, human "aliens" with pink skin?

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"[But] we definitely had to put clothing on these guys," MacMillan goes on, "we needed to dress them up, because as much as we wanted to make them look new or different or alien, you're always going to want to associate with them in some way. There's a really odd disconnect with trying to associate with an alien that's completely naked in front of you. You're standing there and 'hey I'm in clothes - why aren't you in clothes?' So it was definitely the right choice to make to clothe these guys."

>Collectors reskinned to looks kind of rock-like
Jesus Christ, Bioware.

...

BIG ROCK COCKS

So are game devs autistic?

haha

Ur rite

>"user enters browser"
>"types, kett rock cocks pornhub"
>"starts fapping"

>assless spacesuit

sasuga bioware

ROCKED

Back tp plot discussion

what game are we talking about

Got a source there famalam?

This? This is all they can fucking make? Fucking humans? Holy shit get some originality in your damn life biocucks. Oh wait, animating anything more than human shape is too much for them.

>People can't empathize with ugly things!
>Sera

unironixally?

ye they are kinda androgynous

like not really organic

bsn.boards.net/thread/1134/theory-andromeda-speculation-spoilers-character

What mode is this?

People still give a shit about Mass Effect?

Bioware was killed the same year they released the first Mass Effect. ME2 was a mess of horrible compromises that only came out of production half-good because the writing team hadn't jumped ship yet (which they did after finishing 2). DA2 and ME3 were unadulterated disasters and if you like either of them you should suck on some .22 caliber aspirin

Bioware is long dead. Mythic|EA can't write a decent story or make a decent RPG to save their lives. Why are you still watching this 20-car pileup?

This cover art implies sabotage from within,

The anarchos sack an ark to cripple arrival while microing.

He will either join the rocks/civ or become a pirate

>It becomes another 'The establishment is actually evil!!1' stories

For all the potential, it's hard to think positively.

>We kind of skipped over that part

Well, fuck you for not doing THAT instead, because it'd been infinitely better than what we got and will get.
Fucking reapers were a mistake.

No, these are just stupid.

Shut the fuck up and die already, Bioware

>YOU THE PLAYERS are now wayfarers, explorers
>You're heading off into a never before seen galaxy to pave the way for humanity to follow!
>It's just that a lot of the planets look just like earth and there's a ton of human, turian, krogan, asari settlements already
>Literally one new alien species, rock men.

EXPLAIN THIS BIOWARE.

It was my understanding that you could have your brother/sister as a friend and companion

>p-please discuss the l-l-lore for our game!
No. Fuck you. The Mass Effect property died 9 goddamned years ago.

Churn out your shit game under slave labor conditions so it can fail and the final Bioware IP can be buried.

What else?

Or it will be personal,
The kett capture ryders dad for ransom.

Ryder has to fight.

Or the kett leader face off against him for dominion.

~

I have the feeling that there will be choices of whom will live in the family, sib or dad.

And that the pirates will go after all resources

Well it's true, Sera is about as unsympathetic as it gets.

Mass effect 2, despite going overboard with the simplification in some areas, was still a better game than ME1 in almost every way. Those "horrible compromises" and cut features usually made the game better than the previous entry, because no bed is still better than a bed of broken glass and nails.

Every game after ME2 in both DA and ME series has been a trainwreck, though.

Is it confirmed only 1 new species

Why do keep asking bioware to die?
Theyre owned by ea

>>It's just that a lot of the planets look just like earth and there's a ton of human, turian, krogan, asari settlements already
You're the last Ark to reach the galaxy. They've already started colonizing and trading with the species there
>>Literally one new alien species, rock men
Actually there has been a few more in the trailer at the game awards that were in the background of the spaceport.

I'll go with dad. Fuck that retarded cunt

Naw.
>stop discussing video games
Reported

>Well, fuck you for not doing THAT instead, because it'd been infinitely better than what we got

I disagree. I mean the reapers ended up being shit yes, but the melting pot of cultures they did in ME1 was pretty great and a big part of what made ME great.

Who is of great most import in Mass Effect Andromeda storying line?

I am Big Penis American genuine love Mass Effect franchise

Is Andromeda kett ryder leader sabotage?

Has Shepard Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>Origin
No, thank you. I'd rather relocate to Mercury.

>soft as butter

>You're the last Ark to reach the galaxy. They've already started colonizing and trading with the species there

Exactly, so what the hell is our job then? So much for being a pathfinderexplorer.

>but the melting pot of cultures they did in ME1 was pretty great and a big part of what made ME great.

I think you might have misunderstood my post. But I'm not sure. I'm saying a story without reapers would've inherently been better. No matter how bad Bioware would've butchered it in the end, even the first game, where the writing was still okay (partially great), would've been vastly improved.
Granted, ME1 had little actual reaper shit, but still too much. Ancient evil is shit, but seemingly the only thing Bioware can copy paste.

Your job is to breed

>asking bioware to die
They died a long time ago. They partnered with an investment firm that sold them out to EA and everyone left. The only thing remaining is their IP. EA slapped the name Bioware on the studios they acquired from Mythic to trick you. This happened a fucking decade ago.

>durr fuck you for skipping to already being a part of the space UN in your Star Trek inspired Space Opera I want more rooty tooty take cover and shooty not world-building and story

>tfw you might have to customize the male sherp face

mmm

I thought the warships scattered first

>durr fuck you for skipping to already being a part of the space UN in your Star Trek inspired Space Opera I want more rooty tooty take cover and shooty not world-building and story

The point of the seperate Arks is so each species spreads out and establishes colonies. Turians and Humans can settles different colonies that the other might not be able to. Also its better to settles as many worlds as possible for resources and to keep natural disasters or attacks from hostile species from affecting the entire mission.

Rite

Big deal

But all the women will look like Sera so no one will want to

>Imagine picking a golden world and putting your flag there

why is half of their suit just not even there so they can show off their rocks

That is obvious, doofus. But YOU, THE PLAYER, is not the first guy there. He's not a pathfinder or an explorer, he's a moving truck driver .

I think if they were autistic the aliens at least would be more creative.

Than again my autism always makes my aliens be weirder than these humanoids bioware uses due to cheapness and "muh templates". Also because Babylon 5 and Star Trek influences.

>Reapers
>Ancient Evil
Drew had a storyline in mind for the Reapers that got scrapped when Mac took over

They weren't evil, they were eldritch abominations only in the sense that their hiveminds are beyond human understanding

Mass Effect was supposed to have a growing subplot (it got dropped) about use of the mass relays causing a build up of dark matter/dark energy that's exponentially increasing and threatens to cause the heat death of the universe super super early

The Reapers have been seeding intelligent life then culling it to form Reapers in order to add more power and unique thought to their mental net so that they can figure out a way to stop the spiral nemes-I mean the imminent heat death of the universe.

You'd have two choices:
1) Allow mankind to be turned into a Reaper with the guarantee that the human reaper is the last piece of the puzzle and the problem will be solved
2) Destroy the Reapers and hope the alliance of humans/turians/asari/etc. can figure out the problem before they all die

The reapers were created by huge crays who flew through space and ruled with telepathy

Explain

>MCCT THC KCTT

What?

Yes, that would've been much, much better.

>he's not a pathfinder or explorer
Yes he is? You act like they have fully settled the entire galaxy which we dont know at this point. They still need people to scout out planets and deal with the other species that already live there.

...

Yeah, and you do it by visiting turian, krogan, asari and quarian outposts doing favors for them so you can rally their forces to fight the ancient evil that is awoken like in every bioware game.

One thing that gets me is that they decided to go to Andromeda to 'wipe the slate clean'. That's cool and all and it sure makes for a cool tagline on your game but if you know even peanuts about space then it's obvious this is fucking ridiculous in an almost insulting way. It's worse because Mass Effect has established itself as a science fiction setting and now we're just bumbling headlong into science fantasy.

2.54 million years.

It would take you 2.54 million years to travel to Andromeda at the speed of light. For a sense of scale, that's 2,538,000 light years from our little true blue.

The Neanderthals were around 2 million years ago, to emphasize how long that is.

Sure they'll probably say that dark energy or the mass effect or element zero finangled the whatnot to make it possible in a more easily digested timespan but it's still so stupid that they take one of the most inconceivable feats of space travel thus far - intergalactic travel, something not even possible in space fantasy like STAR WARS - and completely invalidates the technological limits presented so far in the series. How much higher can the stakes be or how much more grand can certain advances be compared to GOING TO ANDROMEDA

The climax of the game is that you're going to go into a black hole. They're going to rip off something from interstellar. Expect to hear something about The Shepard and/or a teammate returning for a non-squad member role. Screencap this because I'll be angry to the day we eventually do reach Andromeda.

Huh so thats what happened to the subplot of Haestrom. Kind of dumb though since they didn't have any lead up to that in 1 and I've played through that game at least 20 times.

Alright.

> Mass Effect has established itself as a science fiction setting and now we're just bumbling headlong into science fantasy.
Mass Effect 1 was science fiction space opera.

They threw that shit out the window immediately when EA took over. In 2007.

Please just let this garbage IP die already. It had potential once but no longer.

I'm not sure what you're saying, in mass effect they had the technology to move far beyond lightspeed. Usually this involved Mass Relays in the point of destination as well, but they could bullshit some pseudoscience mass Effect one-way catapult for the trip.

>2.5million lightyears

They have been able to go faster than light since the first game user. Even without mass relays.
What do you think they meant when they said FTL travel?
I mean yeah it doesn't make total sense but its a space opera.

You know how you could avoid that anger?

Don't buy the game.

I'm not. But I'll always be angry that the series can't be as great and good as ME1 and ME2 were.

Bioware used to be alright.

>2.5million lightyears
>600 julian calendar years cryo
>4150 lightyears every julian year

To pish andromeda

>and ME2
You're one okay motherfucker.

masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/FTL

What do you want me to pay attention to instead?

It never made sense,

How far is andromeda frpm milky way?

In the game you can jump in milky any where instsntly.

It would have made sense to configure a relay to andromeda.

Instead of ftl 600 years

>With a mass effect drive, roughly a dozen light-years can be traversed in the course of a day's cruise

211,500 years then.