LGBT Simulator Part 2: Dad Issues

are you going to buy the new progressive game from Sony?

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yes, the original had an ok singleplayer and godlike multiplayer

>godlike multiplayer
I don't even know if it's trolling or it's neo/v/

Yes.

I liked the first one.

>I never played it: the post

Progressive? 'Cuse what, it has a lesbian protagonist?

best third person multiplayer I've ever played quite frankly except maybe gears 1

>playing TLoU Part I on survivor
>mfw Hotel Basement level

No. The first one is overrated trash, so why would I buy the second one.

"Joel, I'm already a demon"

What games do you like, user?

This, really. First one was decent, I'll get the second.

I never thought the story needed a sequel with how well they handled the ambiguous ending, but as long as they don't shit the bed with ruining the story and have the multiplayer back in then I'm down with it

Nice memes, but you know as well as i do that shit doesn't apply to last of us
your just being contrarian

Yes i will.

Not sure why people shit on Naughty Dog so much and think they are totally LGBT and SJW. They incorporate a small amount of that stuff into their games and I can't think of any other big dev that actually puts the effort and passion into the games they make. Can't think of a game they made thats not fun

They just don't like popular things so they apply social aspects to the game to give them a scapegoat not to like it (because they also happen to be prejudice)

yea first one was pretty fun.

Based Ellie working the obese .pol/tards into a panic attack

...

Wait is ellie really gay?

That's just a pr stunt to get all the minoirites and SJW's to buy their games. Have you seen uncharted 4? I think they focused a little bit more on graphics and gameplay than adding one black character to the game

I bet you were butt blasted by Nadine in U4 too, huh

ITT: bitter virgins

even SJWs were

youtube.com/watch?v=C6b79OQk9B8

no she took Joels D.

Did you play Left Behind?

>she kissed a girl once, she must be gay!

...

Well at the least bisexual

I love how the only things you retards can even say about the game right now are buzzwords. You have a physical need to hate the game but there is no info to hate yet, so like a child throwing a tantrum you grab on to literally anything and throw it.
>ITS EDGY
>SJW
>LGBT
>FEMALE PROTAG
The tears this game is generating are so thick and delicious.

>i just sucked a dick i'm not gay i swear !

>she kissed a girl once, she must be bisexual!
Maybe she was just trying shit out?

Who cares about that stuff? TLoU was an overrated mediocre game, but of course sony drones are gonna get hype for the DEEP STORY and MUH FEELS, so we gotta make fun of it.
Were you even here when the first game came out?

Implying some butthurt Sup Forums autist didn't write that
That whole paragraph is a huge inference about something he said in passing in an interview trying to get the SJW's on board to buy his game

>Were you even here when the first game came out?
no, he is a retard who just crawled here from reddit

Completely removing the single player and the game would still be a 9/10, but the multiplayer is never talked about on Sup Forums because reasons

The only thing neo/v/ can speak about are SJWS and MUH RATINGS. Literally everything else goes unnoticed.

Board is worst on this social networking platform for egyptians.

I mean, he's not wrong in a sense.

A colourful cast of characters of different ethnicities, in a franchise that is about traveling around the world to different exotic locations would greatly benefit from nignogs, chinks, towelheads, etc. rather than
>Nate
>Gruff Nate
>Old Nate
etc.

So, in a sense he's correct.

Story was average with some good moments.
The gameplay was fantastic and you wouldn't know that from watching a lets play which is what 90% of the people complaining about the game on here did.
>DUDE I WATCHED SOMEONE PLAY ON THE EASIEST DIFFICULTY AND THE GAME PLAY LOOKED BORING

The gameplay had so many great moments
>fighting off the tank in school gym
>getting the generators started in the hotel basement
>the entire Ellie section
I completely agree the story is overrated every where. But here on Sup Forums the gameplay is so vastly underrated it deifies comprehension. The only possible way it makes sense is if most of Sup Forums watched a lets play and didn't play it themselves.

I'M
GONNA
KILL
PRAXIS

let people talk about whatever they want to talk about you damn thought police. ignore the posts you dont agree with you fag.

You're justifying. Diversity will never be more important than gameplay, unless you're playing an interactive cinematic.. like a lot of today's AAA titles. Crap. Guess that's why I'm more of a retro gamer.

Nobody claimed it's "more important".

Learn to read, grandpa.

Nah, she's gay.

How is this fucking progressive?

Fine, diversity will never be AS important as gameplay. Look at the new Paper Mario: Color Splash. If it's a good game, then it's a good game. Diversity of the toads doesn't matter.

>STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME
>GET OUT OF MY HUGBOX REEEEEE

It was MGO2 tier.

>Diversity of the toads doesn't matter.
I disagree.

If it's as good as the first one, yeah.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Druckmann#Views
Lazy fucking retard

According to Druckmann, yes

I fucking loved the multiplayer. It was challenging and had an unforgiving metagame. you just mad.

Won't ruin the game will it? I mean, unless you don't try it.

Sorry, video games are just that - VIDEO GAMES. The key point is the game play.

neogaf migrated to Sup Forums: the proof.

If you took the time to click on all the citations in that paragraph, literally none of the shit in the paragraph were ever said about him. Its all a big inference that was either written by an SJW or a butthurt anti-SJW

It may. The colourful cast of characters in the Paper Mario series is half the reason it's as good as it is.

PM can have fantastic gameplay but if the characters and writing sucks ass the game won't be nearly as fun.

Fuck off back to your pong shit, nigger.

Name one better third person multiplayer

Ellie: "I an angry. ANGRY ABOUT FIREFLIES!"

>HUGBOX
>Safespace.

oh i see the problem here. Your one of those faggots. fuck off with your invented words you leftist peice of shit.

>First game starts with playing he victim card
>Me innocent me just trying to survive with little girl.
>Starts killing people because mur self-defence
>Killed some people
>Killed a group of people
>Eventually you‘re strong enough (and required) to slaughter the whole town and a research facility
>New 2nd game starts with "Ima kill every single last one of them."
I dont know about you, but i really dont like the idea of turning a zombie apocalypse survival game into gears of war

Gears 2 and 3, Socom 2, Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter, Arma III

gears 2 and 3 but not 1
stopped reading there

really doe GRAW was pretty tight

Last of Us is a game for normies who grew up watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S and think think that Bernie Sanders is a hero.

In short: is a generic 3 person "press X to jason" with dramatic cut scene.

Play it on Grounded you fucking casual.

>But here on Sup Forums the gameplay is so vastly underrated it deifies comprehension.
But I've played the game, it came with my PS3.
There were some nice bits to the game, like the limited amount of "dis-tractable items" (bottles, bricks) and the clickers, which force heavy stealth approaches, but overall the game wasn't really spectacular. Don't forget slowing walkie talkie sections so the story can be forced down the player. The multiplayer was "pretty neat" but I definitely have no interest in replaying TLoU again, and I don't even want to buy the Remastered version.

Why don't you people want Ellie to be a lesbian?
I rather play as a gay chick than some cocksleeve slut.

>The Stronk Womyn of Us
>Zero Cuck Horizon
>Uncharted: Stronk Womyn Edition
>Prey: Enhanced Ovaries Edition

2016 was the year of epic dindu failures, 2017 will be the year of epic bitch simulator fails. Hopefully 2018 will be the year of devs making games that actually sell.

damn she hot af now

Look at where you are. People frequently share their favorite new hentai game one upping the the last one with how much cum their main character can take.

#4theplayers

>13 year old masturbators will masturbate to dadissues girl

news @11

I feel like degenerate daddy issues girls are fap bait for nu-males with wispy face pubes and receding hairlines. Basically Bernie Sanders supporters.

pretty much this except many so-called "illuminated" manchild masturbate to this shit

No, I'll rent it and have a great weekend with it, just like every ND game.

>"I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF THOSE CIS-GENDERED HETEROSEXUAL WHITE MALES"

Wow, seriously Naughty Dog? how do they get away with this?

>are you going to buy the new progressive game from Sony?
Most likely, yeah.

>how do they get away with this?

Wikipedia has a decent article about "Pink Money".

If the story doesn't involve Ellie getting a new waifu then what's the point?

I'll probably get it half a year after release when it'll be going used for like $20.

Anyone else think Ellie should have got huge boobs during the timeskip?

It could be about the struggles a very busty girl endures during a zombie apocalypse, which has never been touched upon in media.

Don't you know girls having big breasts is considered sexist? it's the current year!

why do you people prefer to buy shit sony products instead of reading a good book?

A good book can give you the opportunity to be part of a civilization while a video game like The Last of Us will only offer 15 year old teenage angst drama.

I piss on this shit
I PISS ON THIS FUCKING SHIT
FUCK NAUGHTY NOGS

You're so insecure with your sexuality that you're afraid to play as a straight woman that likes dick. What a faggot.

Nope.
I liked Uncharted 2 and TLOU, but those SJW DLC/sequel are just too much.
I mean that's enough
>walking-tlking simulation
>pushing trash can and shit
>lamo shotting mechanics

We've already done this, get your shit together Naughty Dog, and make something else for fuck sake.

If Ellie was big breasted they wouldn't be able to convey their message.

I hope she gets a cute nip waifu this time.

The same ND who just cucked up the Uncharted series with their she-gorilla? No thanks

Some people here are in fucking denial, but the truth is that Druckmann is a fucking SJW and if you buy his games you are supporting SJWs bigotry on the game industry

I don't care, as long as the gameplay is fun, since I'm not a whiny bitch.

It's not like the gameplay will suddenly change if they make the character a non-white-straight-male. BTW, straight white males are not the default characters.

At least buy used, but don't give a single penny to SJWs, they are the cancer of the industry, you might get your share of fun with one game, but if this continues, they will affect all games and all that will be left will be the japanese ones, which are in decline.

The future of this industry is depressing and you are supporting it.

If it's good, I most likely won't buy it used.

What if there's a game that blasts SJW's out of the water, but is loaded with on disc, day 1 dlc and micro transactions and all of the worst business trends in gaming?
And then there's an SJW pandering game that is loaded with content and consistently provides player friendly, free updates?

Which trend do you try to encourage over the other, and which do you boycott entirely?

I'm afraid you're a cuck then mate.

No, just not a whiny bitch.

What if pigs start flying?