I wish for more women to enjoy and play video games like me!

I wish for more women to enjoy and play video games like me!

And that, children, is the story of how Zoe Quinn was born.

and that is how healsluts were born

wish granted
every game is now casual mobile shit

...

Their enjoyment stops at sims games because anything past requires trying

Granted, all your favorite games are changed to suit the new growing player base.

I wish to be a cute little girl who also plays video games

Wish granted
But you are kidnapped at the age of 7, and have to live in a shitty neighborhood where getting shot is very likely

Wish granted, but they're not really women.

Who's this semen demon? (the one on the right)

I want to die

Enjoy that prostate cancer

Okay.
There are now more girls browsing Sup Forums

What if I already live in a shitty neighborhood where I'm very likely to get shot?

I wish to be a mindless, slutty cute girl that plays video games for attention and money.

How did this even happen? How did all these fucking GRRRLLL gamurs, trannies, traplovers and other degenerates even flock to gaming? I remember 5 years ago these worthless shitstains were a non-issue.

I want everyone else to die.

I wish for dead rising to be relevant again!

Granted. Now all video games are Bart Simpson.

You beat the monkey paw you bastard
Get out of here

Granted.
You break your glasses

You get kidnapped and live in a shitty neighborhood of a third world country, where you have to live the rest of your days as a sex slave

That's not how monkey-paw works jackass

They're out there but 90% of them are crazy
Of my 3 girlfriends who played actual video games, not mobile games or the sims, 2/3 one was batshit crazy, and the other was the definition of I'M A GIRL AND I PLAY VIDEO GAMES, PROBLEM BOYS? some time after we broke up she started a twitch channel where she played CoD

Will you stop making these threads?

It started with the big bang theory.

I wish that all games are vr.

Turns out the world as we know it is a simulation and nothing changes.

All the motion sickness will cause the vr hardware companies to loaded with tons of lawsuits. Videogames as we know it are dead.

this explains why the DNC (ran by women) colluded with shillary to push her as the candidate even though she was such a bad choice. They chose muh vagina and muh galpals over their party, let alone the country. Women are not fit to lead anything.

That demon looks like he's still producing semen ( the one on the right)

I wish obsidian to write fallout 5.

I wish for a Paper Luigi game that was he described in TTYD with TTYD gameplay

Literally the Superstar Limo of video games.

Dialogue = (Yes/No)

Would buy new nintendo console JUST for that game. And the last console I bought was the 360 in 2007

Granted, but you're a Nintoddler for life.

AYYYYYYYY

Granted, however the game is incredibly easy, Luigi doesn't talk, outside of Luigi and his partners all of the characters are generic toads, and it was localized to America by Treehouse.

Congrats. You've just double the shitposter population on Sup Forums.

would gladly suck her feminine penis

I wish I was a qt girl

I wish that I had never wished this wish.

Granted. You never made that wish because you were never born.

Gee thanks, that's what I wanted all along

I wish for another monkey paw

I wish for this wish to never be granted