ITT: Write a haiku about the last game you plated

ITT: Write a haiku about the last game you plated

tf2

hats galore

it is a bad game

Overwatch
wintry despair
poor loot box

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker

The boss battles are way too annoying

It's still pretty fun though

I brought a heal gun
This fucking mexican
Won't stand still for me

Wake up, Tenno. Damn.
That Lotus has a phat ass.
Game is still shit, though.

learn how to haiku
you fucking faggot posters
it is 5 7 5

Early game's a chore
Goddamn there are swamps galore
Please return our poise

Syllables, not words
This stupid faggot doesn't know
How haikus are done

7 is two syllables

The binding of isaac

There is too much rng

your fun may vary

What is paleblood?
It's fun but doesn't make sense.
This game is too short.

The Metal Gear Rex
A stupid fucking boss fight
Fuck you Kojima

Shit, just binding of isaac i mean

i've failed

my pal came over
we played street fighter 5 some
the matches were good

So ugly and plain
To Nexus, download, install
Ever salvation

ITT: spergo

zimos what the fuck
god damnit get in the car
why can't I just drive

Elder Scrolls Online

Has gotten better with time

Sup Forums is fuckin' gay

Shantae backer here
gave enough for the art book
which I will hot glue

overwatch is bad
it is really really bad
just like, so awful

Kill slimes to the rhythm
But don't you dare miss a beat
Fuck you red dragon.

Cliff Racers killed me

I reload my last checkpoint

Do it all over

Sf4 training
Difficult combos, worthless
I wish I had friends

Broken this game was
Nordic fixed you recently
Darksiders for free

Die and Die again

It won't tell you what to do

Trial and Error only

WoW private server
I should know better by now
but nostalgia tho

I once met a guy

He raped me in an alley

I go masturbate

Donkey Kong Returns
Barrel blasting monkey fun
lame puzzle pieces

Company of He

Rows two krauts ded with grenades

Fucking winter nerf

Nep, Nep Nep Nep, Nep,
Nep Nep, Nep Nep Nep Nep, Nep,
Nep Nep, Nep Nep Nep,

I am having fun
Cruising through World Tournament
This ult is the best.

Nineteen ninety two.

Dialup routers suck huge cocks.

Doom was worth it.

Rejected again
Laughed on the way home then cried
火事後雨

In this winter night
Alpha Protocol's end was
Found to be the shit

This game needs more plot.
Falling everywhere is fun though.
A Kat is fine too.

Stop crashing you cunt
You forsake my love for you
Now I need a drink

Stop, criminal scum!

You've violated the law!

Pay the court a fine.

A Station In Space
Anything Can Go Wrong Here
Clown Is Traitor Help!

Go and solve cases

Every case is fucking crazy

The plot is nonsense

Overwatch is so
Full of irredeemable
Retards. Am I one?

your mother will die

If you don't reply to this

Post in 6 seconds

>Mfw it takes more than six seconds to process the post

Lillie, my dear love
Gone to Kanto for her mom
Come back to my arms

Maybe, it depends.
Do you use Hog, Rat, or Mei?
If so, then you are.

Arkham Knight
>Kick ass as Batman
>I like the tank gameplay too
>Stealth is still the best

b

Hard mode: do a real fuckin' Wapanese haiku

>Still 5-7-5
>2 juxtaposed ideas/images
>Includes a seasonal reference


Cold winds bring comfort

TF2 erases it

We stood on point once

> Implying that works
> Implying I give a shit
> Implying spoilers

I almost always
Play healer, because my team
Just wants to kill things

Not him, but if it isn't 575 it just isn't a haiku, getting spergy would be making them about wistful observations of the seasons

Battlefield 1

Too many snipers
Stop skipping the revive phase!
Oh shit, gas gas gas

ITT: weeb shit
fuck you stupid cuck
you better die

Overwatch is fun
Fanbase can be cancer though
And fuck I hate mei

please tell me the point
to haikus because they seem
to have no rhythm

Spelunky

Shot a shopkeeper
Black market now a warzone
Used ankh by mistake

Post pics when you do

fly around with friends
in a pirate ship, pillaging
It is pretty fun

Must rip and tear them
Doom is not Serious Sam
oh wait now it is

History collide
A bondage, we are the same
Champion's struggle
DBZ Fusions

CHEW ON THIS! IT'S COOL!
Y'SCARED? EEEEEYAAH! CUH-RAY-ZEE!
CUTOFF! BEGONE! BLAAST!

>5-5-4
You tried being clever
it's a shame you are not smart
you look retarded

Anime Tiddies
The best game on PS4
How I spent summer

...

Nova is a whore
Terran isn't that easy
Too many hotkeys

Starcraft 2

well yeah, everyone dies eventually

you forgot to say tonight, retard

fuck

Animal Crossing
Just built a cobblestone bridge
The snow is comfy

Well their origin in Glorious Japanland so of course it doesn't work in English.

>jew era game grumps reference
WOOOOOOOOOOOOWzers

It's Boy Band: The Game
An Aggressive Waste of Time
Final Fantasy

...

Haikus are good stuff
Last line always should end in
Refrigerator

I got immunity cat on my side bro.

On your drop ship hull
I planted a melta bomb
Blood for the Blood God

Listen to me Mac!
Dodge his punch then counter-punch!
Go and knock him out!

>not an enchant world card
they only had one job.

Killing giant bugs
riding huge mecha machines
and now we make pose

Four people afraid
Encounter violent creatures
Who were once human

I understood that reference!

Twenty Two Heroes
There is no fun to be found
Nerf the bitch, D.Va

Damn it

Fuck this fucking game.
I hate you all so damn much.
I uninstalled it.

Will the new map suck
The green buff sounds weird as fuck
I miss travel mode

>6-5-7
You are a faggot.
A great big faggoty fag.
Try harder next time.

I am totally on board with you

Alvin is a fag
Please stop betraying me now
oh god not again

>6-5-7
>not 6-7-5

In fields of nothing
Dreading monotone silence
My friends are faggots

I'm high as fuck, you guys need to stop this is hilarious

I fucked the pooch there.
I guess I am a fag too.
And I feel stupid.

I got fucking gankd

fucking r1 spaming shit

kill me please ibeg

Licenced Arino

Game is surprisingly good

It's japan only though

Cozy little town
Jewish raccoon wrings his hands
Busy-work ensues

When did I last play?

Games have become but a dream

Won't I soon have time?

...

Micro-transactions
All over the fucking place
Just fuck my shit up

DUDE

Well this runs like shit
Delilah stole my damn throne
Literally who

WEED