Terrible combat

>terrible combat
>stiff controls
>obnoxious enemies
>needle in the haystack gameplay
>no clue where to go or what to do

This game is TOTAL bullshit

Literally git gud.
You can beat 4 Gurdians withouth looking a walkthrough

>no clue where to go or what to do
There's literally a table with a clue unread in the screenshot.

go back to playing souls

looks like it is more your style

Nah.

It's all about trial and error and finding obscure bullshit.

It's an entire game made out of the Water Temple.

I looked up a guide and I'm like "how the fuck was I supposed to know that?"

It's "Needle in a Haystack: THE GAME".

It's just annoying.

Super Metroid and Symphony of teh Night don't have almost no health and bullshit secrets to advance.

It has the right idea, but terrible execution overall, maybe someone will pick the idea and do it right.

Tfw Banjo Tooie is a better 3D metroidvania style game than any of the Prime games.

>literally have to go to the website and read the tutorial booklet to even know how to get started
piece of shit