So on a scale of Uwe Boll to Shamylan, how bad of a movie is Death Stranding going to be?

So on a scale of Uwe Boll to Shamylan, how bad of a movie is Death Stranding going to be?

>Half the fucking trailer is Guilleriorormom looking like he's trying to decide what he wants to order at a fast food restaurant

a movie without a proper ending that was made to fulfill a Japanese boys hallywood fantasy

>yfw SCE/SIE makes better movies than Sony pictures

>people are STILL blaming Kojima for MGSV
>not Konami, the people who literally kept him locked on a separate floor from the main dev team and didn't allow him to communicate with them at all for the last 6 months of development

I don't know what the fuck this game's gonna be but it's more interesting than anything else announced in the last 5 years.

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Was that mission where you had to rescue Hideo chained to a pipe with a bag over his head actually a cry for help?

>Last six months of development
You do realize that the colossal piece of shit we got was still Kojima's fault right?

Hell, there's a reason they locked him up in that closet.

>Hur dur, Konami just doesn't like money!

Kojima fags actually believe this.

But that's The Last of Us

I understand that he went way over budget and had to be stopped or else he'd just keep delaying it and making it more and more ridiculous, but at the end of the day, 95% of the people I see complaining about the game also say "I put around 200 hours into it, got 100%, unlocked everything, played the shit out of multiplayer and loved it, but uh, MGSV is shit"

Uwe Boll>M. Night Shamalalyong

Citizen Kane was actually entertaining though

Citizen Kane is the most overrated shit of all time. If anything, you don't want this to be like Citizen Kane.

Really? I thought it was a snorefest. It's only really revered for how it pushed storytelling in movies forward. A "Citizen Kane" game should really be something that pushes the medium more, and TLOU is definitely not that.

Well it'll have all of the usual Kojima traits such as highly convoluted batshit plot, 0 subtlety and everything will be literal. The question is will these traits manifest positively or negatively.

Nice bait user.

Yea its Konami's fault Kojima decided to make a retarded story about not-bigboss and magic parasites

Screw that.

Can we just have a literal "Citizen Kane" game, recreating the events of the original film? Make the gameplay be LA Noir style or something.

>I thought it was a snorefest
American education, everyone

MGS:V was all Gameplay, Zero Bullshit and yet Sup Forums is still pushing le epic kojimble s movie meme.

But seriously, this game will be Pokémon with soldiers in real time. Kojima seems to be hellbend on inventing a new Gameplay Style where you bind things to you, but that has already been done to death.

It still looks amazing though, i dig the biopunk/world war aesthetic

>movie is only revered in America because the rest of the world can tell it's shit
>"hurr amurricans am i right"

Shut the fuck off, kid.

Whos referring to mgs5 at all ya faggot? I'm referring to MGS4, clearly

Venom didn't care about Quiet.

No you are not Venom and neither am I