League of Legends

Are you ready for Season 7?

LoL is for idiot losers, girl streamers, and normies.

When does the new season start?

Feels good to be a normie

cancer

the money runs out and they sell LCS to MLB.

baseball is failing as well interestingly enough.

i want to fuck a yordle

I'm not sure since the Rylai's nerf hits tomorrow.

Is the rylais nerf the final nail in the coffin for metal man

You sicken me
Me too

>Win
>Win
>Loss due to mid and jg being incompetent as a fizz and hecarim ran a train on bot lane 4v2
>Win with a shit team
>Loss with a shit team
>Win
>Town loses power, loss
>Loss due to fucking Kalista Jungle
>Win
>Loss due to top and jg being a duo and incompetent as bot got camped


Fuck first day of the season.

He's past that part and already 6 feet under, but i'm never going to stop.

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>spam mid and jg
>red -> golem cheese and level 2 all ins
>win 4, lose 1

Today was a good day.

>win 4 in a row
>lose because afk
>win
>lose because 1-11 intent feed teemo
>lose to afk adc
>lose to duo trolls
I cant

The only reason Morde doesnt work off value alone is due to teams either being extremely shit (anything under chalenger) or teams being good enough to know how to focus (challenger).

If you get a decent team that rolls as a 5, constantly preps for drag, uses it to push towers and team fights as much as possible to turn a 5v5 into a 4v6 then you'll win.

But those teams are a statistical anomaly nowadays.

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Nope
Quit after season 4 and don't regret it

Can someone give me the run down on what's changed with league? Haven't played since they re-did summoners rift. I hear there's a new ranked queue system that is horrible but I can't find any info on it

I quit before the new ranked queue dropped (right before they introduced elemental dragons actually) but there is essentially no "solo queue" anymore. Now you can bring any number of buddies with you, and it's possible as a one-man queue to get matched with other randoms against a pre-made team of 5. This is obviously fucking retarded, and everyone with a brain recognizes this, but Riot was adamant about the "it's OUR game waaah" mentality and doubled down on that shit.

Or at least that's about what I know.

Neat, a Mordekaiser thread.

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>be me
>playing LuL
>XxxShadowEdgeBladeZeroMasterSniperSasukexxD: gg faggots, AFK xD

Every fucking game.

>it's possible as a one-man queue to get matched with other randoms against a pre-made team of 5
How is this game still alive after this? This completely kills any shred of interest I would have had in playing

Do you build him AP, tank, or thunderlords?

A billion things have changed since the SR Rework, but heres the ranked rundown.

Last season was a mess, they removed solo queue and added just the 5v5 premade with everybody dynamic queue. They fixed it at the end for higher elos but now its actually fixed.

Instead of just searching, now you've got to put in two roles you want to play (Support,Mid,Top,Jg,Bot or Fill if you dont care) and it'll try to find you a match as your primary role, your secondary role, and then it'll put you in fill if you dont get either. Queue times last season were retarded so this is their fix.

If you get fill or support in your match when you queued up as Top and Mid for example, you're guaranteed either Top or Mid the next search.

I'm ready for this casual normie weebbait garbage to finally fucking die.

Fuckin' love this guy. When I started everyone said, "He's useless, don't buy Morde, wasting your money, hue hue hue". Turns out he's got infinite shields, smacks you dead in a heartbeat, turning 5v5s into 4v6. Suddenly everyone says he's OP and needs to be nerfed.
But that was way back, probably before Shen and Akali came out.

Will URF be introduced as a permanent play mode then? I might reinstall it.

Daily reminder that cute boy yordles are the only thing LoL is and has ever been good for

Thunderlords
Gunblade
Rylais
Tank

Also what the fuck is with the Rylais nerf

Not yet, they still think we give a fuck about their other modes and are afraid what permanent urf would do to ranked player numbers.

dont bother trying to read everything, play some arams, look at the tiers and familiarize with the strong champions.

>when they buff your OG from Aussie-Tier-Shit Tier to Having-A-Purpose-But-Still-Shit Tier
Feels Good Man.

>anything but Skeedaddler's Swooce
C'mon man.

It would most likely eat a massive chunk of their dedicated playerbase, so no

Frankly I found URF to be fun a couple of times each year before that year's meta was established and you started seeing the same 10 champs in every game.

Didn't certainlyT say he knew the remake was bad?

Wonder if they're gonna take another shot and keep him a top/mid laner this time. Any worries or hopes for it?

I just want a dedicated URF queue with random variants of it, maybe. Nemesis pick, all random URF, etc.

>Voli attempts to Warwick ult

I love playing as jhin. Where's my cutie support main who duos with me?

I stopped playing recently, there's just too many anti-fun shit and champions plaguing the game

champions like zyra and caitlyn make me want to kill myself, while playing as a tank in the top lane will just get you poked to death before you can even hit level 2 by champions like jayce, kennen, quinn, etc. In fact the entire game feels anti-melee right now

Nice art. Mordekaiser is my favorite champ, to bad that i do not play him, since i'm trying to learn how to play support to try to compensate my lack of ability...

If half of ppl that play league could just accept that they suck... the game would be so much pleasant to play

God dammit

I never have hope for reworks. For every Sion or Yorick you get what feels like twenty Poppys or Ryzes. I mean that said I really do appreciate that they tried to make a melee duo-laner work, but I really don't think slapping that onto a rework was the right idea.

He's not going to be the same now that spell steal is gone.

Kit wise, the only issue i had was lack of range with Q and not being able to self cast W and get the full damage. Everything else being the W movement speed, the Q damage, Dragonforce, the improvements to R ghosts was fine.

Why would you play LOL when Dota 2 exists?

>Yorick is a good rework
Dont.

Post ign.

>League sorts your matchmaking by role

Hello, I'm a Dota player and what the fuck is this?

>Yorick isn't a good rework
Ok I guess.

Because everything about Dota2 is overdesigned to a point where its a fucking mess to play.

The map is ugly as shit, a better version is available only if you fucking pay for it.
Its quips like denying only exist to pull away from actual skill based mechanical gameplay.
Heroes are just boring as shit, even the more fun to play ones like Rubrick, Void and Sand King are fairly bland outside of some nice one liners.

His rework was more bland than anything.

>not that guy
it's really not. they deleted the champion in favor of a completely different champ.
Nothing of the old yorick exists, as much as I hate the scion rework at least some of his core was there.

You choose two roles, and you get put into a game as one of those roles.

League players throw a hissy fit if they don't get their role. Roles are also rigidly defined in this shit game.

>this is what loltards actually believe

>rigidly defined

ADC is technically "Bot". Rev up your Rengar bot boys.

>Season 7
I haven't played since like mid season 2 and I've no intention of going back.
I think I logged in once when visiting my family because my little brother plays because I heard about Cass getting some chinese zodiac skin, but I didn't do anything but spend the bit of RP that was on my account to get that and to gift my brother a skin.
Nothing I've heard makes the game sound any more appealing than it was during season 1.

The Sion rework was fucking great.

That's crazy. I guess there's pros and cons to that. On one hand you assure the roles will always be split.

On the other hand it's basically Riot telling you not to try anything too crazy and holding your hand as if you were a retarded child.

>not that guy
I play both, but league is seriously lacking in core mechanic, not having disjoints really kills a lot of mechanical skills.
>heroes are just boring
are you serious? league is literally blanderizing all their best champs, while dota is coming out with Heroes like Oracle, Earth-spirit and Wyvern.

I mean the average user is like 14, so they're borderline retarded.

>they ruined mages and malzahar
I only play aram now, this game is in the shitter.

It wouldn't surprise me if Riot locked certain champions to certain roles in the future.

Its the 1 to 5 system with fancy names for the roles.

They took a man trying to make a name for his family and turned him into some fucking monk that "has to walk around with a terrible curse", which is pretty much exactly Ryzes updated story.

Also, they made the AI a billion times more retarded. Getting shitters that dont go face with your ult was annoying as shit, but i'd rather take a million of them with the slight chance someone will make a good play out of it than this fucking Maiden of the Lost.

Rance X

Did you play old scion?
It was a lot of fun to just lifesteal back from 100 health and kill 3 champs because no one saved hard CC for you, or wasted it early.
New Scion is only fuck with max move/attack speed. Used to go ghostblade/stalkers and get double kills while dead

What did they do to them?

>Futa

fag

I agree with you that the lore is retarded, but I was speaking more in terms of the rework's gameplay.
It's just...meh. Not bad, but not particularly amazing, either.

Why do you keep talking about a car?

I'll add you tomorrow. I basically only play like Janna, Raka, Sona and Nami though.

>It was a lot of fun to just lifesteal back from 100 health and kill 3 champs because no one saved hard CC for you, or wasted it early.
New Sion was that for most of his relaunch, people building full life steal stacking W and just punching cunts even after death.

Nerfs came, buffs came and now he's just a splitpush tank.

Also, old sions design and voice was fucking terrible. Thats a character you need a complete rework of, not Yorick.

They literally deleted the old champ.
and replaced him with babbies first Hon champ.

When is the Snow Summoners Rift patch being released

How do you know it's futa, user?

I stopped playing League way back in season 4 or so, but I heard from my friend that apparently there are now plants that spawn randomly with special effects?

That sounds exceedingly stupid.

>old scions voice was terrible
that was literally the best fucking part.

>shaco in the patch notes
HOLY SH-
>just fixing a 5 year old bug
END MY LIFE

I never played HoN, so I can't tell you I understand what that means.

His identity is still somewhat there, but his old kit was rather clunky anyway. It needed more variety, and the variety that was given to him is mediocre. That's the point I was trying to make.

Let's be real here. No one picked him, he was only fun for the 10 people who played him and was ugly, boring and clunky.

3 different plants and they have a fixed location for each. they are as stupid as you think

>Yorick rework is good
>Poppy rework is bad
What sort of parallel backwards dimension do you live in?

They "reworked" every mage that was "too easy and toxic" but champions like Yasuo are just fine, and they increased the price of ap items because assassins and faggot bruisers weren't already good enough. This game is shit now, you build literally the same items on every champ. I miss season 1/2 meta.

>that feeling when big nose waifu is utter trash

Suffering.

>Are you ready for Season 7?
Is it Season 7 already already? What the fuck. I quit at s3

>his identity is still there
it isn't at all, he used to be a lane bully and amazing duelist and huge force in teamfights, and now he's a splitpusher.
His biggest problem was the relative weakness of right click adcs for a long time.

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>old voice was terrible
this what ruined the game
>Lets make every new champ into boring edgelords with 9000 boring fucking lines.
Gangplank and Sion had unique voices and lines once, now they're just generic grimdark faggots with too many lines, I cant wait until they ruin Dr.Mundo too.

He spawns minions and hits things with a shovel. That's literally all Yorick was, aside from creating a ghost of an ally. He is still a lane bully with the ghouls. Teamfights I'll agree with you on; they really focused him more on the 1v1/splitpushing aspect of his kit as opposed to having him being a mixed grab.

>clunky
How? his design was very streamlined, he was high risk, high reward champion that benefited from being slightly tank and building life steal.
You all in with your e active, shield yourself when low, stun whoever you are dueling, and ult and utterly wreck them.

>Rylai's being somewhat op was the only thing keeping her semi-viable to play
There's hope, maybe Riot will actually take notice and give her buffs now that the only thing in the game that kept her not Urgot/Galio levels of shitty is gone.

>Fiddlesticks buff
>"We want fiddlestick supports back xD"

That's incredibly sad.
Mages and support were my favorite part about League when I played, so I guess it's good I left long ago and never got sucked back in.

>now they're just generic grimdark faggots with too many lines
Sion was as much as an edgelord before as he is now, only issue is that now he's actually got depth instead of "LMAO GET 2 DA CHOPPA"

What they did to Gangplank was legitimately retarded.

>tfw played league last during season 2
Where does the time go

>hits a top lane champion for half its health
how is this okay?

How is it that League is still so popular despite Riot treating its player base like retarded children? It's a mediocre game on its own, but the behavior of Riot is enough to turn me off of it for good.

t. someone who played during Beta through the beginning of Season 2.

>he spawns things and hits things with a shovel
Old yorick
>massive burst damage with ghouls
>extremely tanky with multiple spawns allowing him to build AD
>burst sustain allowing for playmaking
>ult that allows playmaking
New yorrick =
>dps ghouls that chip away at idiots
>semi-root clockwerk shit thats kinda neat but only allows for people to get hit by ghouls
>Split pushing ult. that sometimes can kill people by surprise

The only thing they did was nerf Rylai's because literally everyone builds only that on all mages now.
After tomorrow, people will actually have to think about their item builds again, and some people (like ) are taking that as "everything is super-nerfed into oblivion" when it's not.
The main thing with rylai's nerf is control mages like Liss or Ori are going to be slightly weaker, but burst mages like Veigar or Annie are going to be a little better off now that they can actually get in to do their thing.
Also, assassins are mostly now worse than burst mages due to "counter-play concerns" and so every assassin has some kind of tell or delay in their damage, where burst mages can just flat 100-0 someone instantly.

and best waifu is even bester

>hits Riven, who is likely behind and therefore completely useless, for half her health, on his 3rd and most powerful swing of his Q
It's fine because it takes Morde 3 normal attack speed autos to hit that huge burst, and it only does that much damage in very few situations. (ex. Riven fed Morde to hell, Morde went full damage and no tank, Riven has no MR, etc)

It's almost dead in NA/EU I think. League has more Asian players than anywhere else.

I just got elementalist Lux by rolling trash skins.

How the fuck does it work? I don't even own Lux. If I kill like.. Brand, do I turn into fire?