Sup Forums will be destroyed in 5 minutes

Sup Forums will be destroyed in 5 minutes.

Yeah but that's like 30 days in real time.

Good riddance

nothing of value will be lost

Fine by me meme friendo!! :^)

>he got killed by a sword!

ive said it before, but dbz was good until namek.

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't they just have him say 3 hours or whatever it actually was?

Well OP, we got at least 30 more years until Sup Forums explodes.

But senzu been a good boy, i'll let you go. Go on, get out of here

Destroy Sup Forums too so I can be free

Cell onwards is trash; GT is shit, and Super is cancer itself

I would have been fine with 5 hours myself

>Super
Newgrounds flash movies are better animated and have better story than Super.

No you idiot, you post "This thread will be deleted in 5 minutes"

And then it will be resurrected like fucking Krillin.

Jokes on you, Freezer has no sense of time

This is literally God, above whom there can be none. Say something nice about him!

Guys, what if Frieza's race just has a completely different measurement of time than we are used to?

Fat

That has always been the meme explanation. That the events during the damaged Namek are not sequential (i.e. that the jumps to other characters don't happen directly after the previous cut), and that Frieza and Goku's fight is happening much faster than it seems to the viewer

What if Frieza just had bad time measurement

If one taught Zeno the Evil Containment Wave and had him test it out on them just reverse it onto him like Piccolo did to Kami could you seal him away?

If the Super Dragon Balls can perform ANY wish, couldn't you wish to delete him or become even stronger than him?

Really makes you think.

Step it up senpai

It turned into bullshit the moment Z began, with Raditz taking a fucking bullet like it was a marshmallow. In the original they became very strong towards the end, but they were still "human" (relatively speaking). Then Z came along and they went from Batman to Superman in a few episodes.

That said, Goku's super saiyan transformation is definitely a legendary moment, I just don't like how inflated the characters had become in strength. My biggest issue with it is how it invalidated almost every other character.

Zen-Oh survived an universe wipe so he's probably invulnerable to memery and clever tricks. Existence can't sustain itself without him, so if you asked to "become stronger than God" you'd probably just become a shit-tier Kai or minor deity like Beerus

>and that Frieza and Goku's fight is happening much faster than it seems to the viewer
This happens in every anime ever.
>"I can stop time for 6 seconds!"
>He spends 1 minute talking during the time stop

I was just implying something like the equivalent of Frieza measuring time in something like a reversed bastardized version of dog years.

Maybe the fight really did last for like 12 hours or something, but to Frieza it's actually treated as five minutes because that's how slowly he ages and perceives time.

I mean, what is the measure of time but a human construct used to attach arbitrary numbers to an abstract thought to give it semantic meaning?

>Then Z came along and they went from Batman to Superman in a few episodes.

Tien was 100% human and was already busted before DBZ. Probably not quite at Raditz levels back then but way past that now

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What the fuck are you talking about Bulma shot Goku with a gun in EPISODE ONE, and then he fucking picked up her car and threw it.

Cute! CUTE!

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Manga actually had it be 5 minutes. Anime just paced it badly. You cant animate a 5 minute chapter.