Heavy Vs Zarya

Heavy Vs Zarya

Would would win this match?

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Who arm wrestles left-handed?

You don't?

lefties

>Heavy Fists: 65 Damage and can crit for 195
>Zarya's Fists: 30 damage and cannot crit

Duh.

Subhuman southpaws.

>500 DPS with his minigun
>probably the one example of having a fuckhuge hitbox being vastly beneficial to him since he can protect his team with it
>hilariously fast movement speed with the GRU
>hard CC with holiday punch
>can heal himself and teammates with his sandvich
>has killed a fully grown adult siberian bear with his bare hands
>is friends with a support class that can easily shit on an entire overwatch when paired together

Zarya may have a strong ult and more health, but heavy still flatout wins.

*slurps semen*
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Somehow Zarya is able to beat Reinhart in an arm wrestling match, and she does it consistently. Her physical strength is Mary Sue-tier.

A womyn would find it very hard to win an arm wrestling match against a mountain of a man that clearly is very strong. With or without steroids.

Heavy apparently has six packs in his arms

I'm going him

southpaws who somehow avoided being aborted

>Doesn't want to be completely humiliated so she uses both arms
Jesus Christ

Heavy suplexed a bear the size of a car.

>not posting that one where the chick is at a party and puts that one faggot in a rear naked chokehold

Requesting this for a friend

This happened to me once in front of my whole kickboxing gym. Floor was slippery because the MT class practised before and I wasn't warm enough.
This was embarrassing. Everyone mocked me for months until I started mastering sweeping kicks and made everyone fall everytime they attempted a midkick or higher.

I say Nano Boost is roughly equal to an Ubercharge

Whoever YOU like more, loses.

There is nothing more horrifying than when a heavy in a full decked out ATHF Carl set hops out from behind a corner fully revved up

Nano boost is a kritzkrieg boost at best. Actually, it's even worse because the guaranteed critical hits don't have falloff.

Vanilla Ubercharge is still far stronger than any ult in overwatch to date.