Wake up next to this bitch

>wake up next to this bitch
>she says you will have to drink all of her milk

What do you do?

user

i guess i have no choice

a deal is a deal

You will not survive.

Don't use my OTP to shitpost you loser

Show her my 5

I politely say no and go play video games instead.

Offer her an egg in this trying time

so what do i do, lick my screen? anime isnt real

There better be a titfuck involved or I'm gonna rape the shit out of her

Ask her were the superior girl is.

Ask for a bottle to drink from. Not gonna risk getting crushed. When she reaches for it take her from behind.[/spoiler[

OH GOD NO FUUUUUUCK HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS?

Can I get a coffee to go with that? Actually, be a dear and boil some water, I'm feeling like a masala chai.

Ask her bull to cum on her tits before I start succin

whats wrong with that nipple

SAUCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>bull
But she's a dyke.

I'll milk her if she milks me.

MOMMY BABY WANTS MILKY

>superior
>most likely to cheat on you with a guy or woman with more money than you

QUCIK GIVE ME SAUCE BEFORE THE THREA

I thought she was a lesbian.

Valkyrie Drive

Sorry I borrowed it

sauce?

Tell her I'm lactose intolerant and whip out a pack of soy milk instead. Mhhhh, yeaah - that hits the spot.

i want to die

Sauce name pleaseeeeeeeee

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Distract her with a bowl of eggs.

I'm vegan. Checkmate, you whore. :^)

>I thought she was a lesbian.
That's because you wake up as pic related.

No thanks I'm allergic to cow milk.

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You are GAY for not drink her milk and you are GAY for being a lactose intolerant FAGGOT.

So you are DOUBLE GAY.

Holy fuck

Gelbooru shows sakura meifon from valkyrie drive you fuck

why don't they just make hardcore ecchi at this point

Then it wouldn't be ecchi?