Attended my first smash tournament

>go to my first local smash tournament
>get bodied by literally everyone
>"oh user is this your first tournament? dont worry youll get better"
>every is really friendly and encouraging
>wow nothing like I thought
>come up against my last opponent - the event host
>he smiles and gives me some pointers before we begin
>he doesnt use his main (mario) and picks Lucas
>hes winning two games to nought
>everyone cheering and encouraging me
>turn to Wario and believe in the Waa
>come back 2 games to 2
>host is getting nervous and fidgeting a lot. his face blood shot red
>down to our last stocks
>i knock him off the edge, jump off and up B
>i hit him and as I plummet to my death he flies off the screen half a second before me
>crowd erupts
>host is stuttering, and trying to get a word in
>"n-n-no it doesnt count because you were guaranteed to die too"
>"oh ok, wheres the rule?"
>"w-w-well we have never had a situation like this before so we need to put it in. it makes sense though right?"
>he looks to the crowd
>crowd has their head down and agree
>he bodies me in the last game
>what just happened
>never return
>mfw they now have this new stupid rule because of me

Are all competitive gamers like this Sup Forums?

nah, that's just how Smash 4 kiddies are.

>playing smash 4
theres your mistake

ebin blog bro

Where at OP?

>things that never happened

>this never happened before
>in a smash tournament
Nigga that shit happens all the time

How do i say without giving my location?

It did. I'm in disbelief too

No one is going to track you down and murder you super retard just tell us where you are.

no i dont want to do that. no reason for me to give my location anyway

>"n-n-no it doesnt count because you were guaranteed to die too"
Did that kid grow up?

Then you're a lying fuckface who needs to work on his writing.

See this is what I thought too but he said otherwise and I didnt feel experienced enough to say that

alright then. you sound like you have a vested interest in the smash community so i understand you being upset over retards

whenever that shit happens at big tournaments I think it goes through
I think there's a compilation video of these by GRsmash on youtube but I don't know what to type in

>caring this much about a made up story

>playing smash

This was your first mistake.

Reminds me of when I went to a smash event in my university to play brawl. I'm decent at the game, used to play it at a friends house
>Come up against autismo
>"Ha-ha, I'm pretty good you know, don't feel to bad when you lose"
>Completely body him with peach
>"user picking op characters is cheating! Also you can't pick sonic, he is too fast and op!"

top 10 dbz moments in smash

please stop playing sm4sh op lol

specifically what I meant was when the winning player does a premature celebration and jumps of the cliff but accidently SDs before the losing player does

cool story bro

>Smash babies making up arbitrary rules to turn their children game competitive

The smash community really is the laughing stock

>all this shitty rules because someone couldn't adapt properly

It's like that kid who said blocking was not allowed.

What about the smell?

Next he's gonna start telling is there's now apache helicopters in Minecraft... honestly who does this guy think he is?

is this real

It could have just been a 6 person or so tournament. Nothing unbelievable then.

>be in college in 2007
>brawl releases early in japan
>modded wii
>my RA's play shitloads of smash
>bring my console to a tournament an RA hosted
>EVERYONE GOING NUTS
>someone picks wolf
>thatkid.jpg starts complaining
>"I hear wolf is banned in european tournaments, he is so op"
>Wow, WOLF IS SO FUCKING BROKEN

Same kid, 2 years later

>RA hosts a tournament
>2 50$ gift cards to best buy
>2v2 tournament
>team damage on
>Ganondorf + Donkey Kong
>crushing through the rounds
>watching that kid play his match with his bff
>bff accidentally kills him
>he runs out of the room crying screaming he fucked it all up for them

>tfw he has 2 kids
>tfw he is a successful engineer


We never let him live it down. It was glorious.

all the smash kiddies ITT want to believe it's fake so badly

face it only kids play smash competitively

>It could have just been a 6 person or so tournament. Nothing unbelievable then.

It was a local smash tournament at my university. It was around 20 or so entrants.

Your first mistake was going to a smash tournament

only unbelievable thing is that everyone followed the organizers orders. Those simultaneous death situations happened all the time with ganoncide and bowsercide. We followed the smashboard rules, so ganon and bowser win the match if they win with those moves.

Whoever dies first loses user, not a draw.

I was surprised they agreed but he seems like he runs a tight ship around these events. It may have been an anomalous situation where he cracked under embarrassment or something I have no fucking idea.

What a faggot

>go to smash tournament
>it's melee/4
>one side of the room everyone's excited and popping off for 4
>melee is silent as hell with an occasional "FUCK" every now and then

actually I was really surprised when I found the tank in terraria

That's not a real rule and unless your "smash community" is actually just a group of 15 year olds that plays during lunch hour in middleschool then nobody would go along with what he said because that's not how it works and it never has been

Either you made up the story or you're playing with children

either way switch to melee fag

Then that host is a faggot. Whoever the game says died first lost.

Why is everyone at college autistic about smash brothers?

Everyday I walk by a game room where two groups of kids are both playing smash. Every single day.
I've even seen smash tournaments advertised around my dorm.

I mean, I like the game, and I've played it quite a bit myself, but I don't like it THAT much.

only 2 instances i can remember that happening, westballs/fly and mang0/hax$ unless this is like a prominant thing in sm4sh?

smash 4 community is full of legit autists. And not the fun kind. Also TOs always suck idk why.

I don't want to believe this, but I JV3'd the TO at my first event and he spurge out and claimed my OG Purple Controller was modded. I got that thing with my gamecube when I was a kid. No one attends the locals anymore.

Smash people are the most autist fucks, not only do MOST of them still do that fox only no items shit, but they almost universally start beeping and booping like broken robots when they lose.

Wow, it's almost as if other people are different. Why haven't you ended your "life" yet?

because it's the perfect game for nintoddlers to pretend like they're grown-ups while not having let go of their favorite cartoon characters

explain this to me please

you attended your first ever tourney and got bodied by everyone?

as your "last opponent" you had to play the host of the tourney?

the set count ended 3-2 in your favour?


so to sum up. at your first ever tourney, the host was participating, and you were playing Bo5 in either pools or round 1 losers bracket assuming you skipped pools, and you reverse broomed the tourney host?

why you lying nigga?

Smash 4 is nothing but poke with your safest aerial and go in for guaranteed d-throw combos

not to mention that you imply any respectable scene would ever allow a retarded rule change like what you suggest happens in your story

there are clear rules about who wins if the match ends in a straight suicide move like ganon's dunk or the bowser bomb, some of them are even stage specific, but thats not even what happened here. you won fairly. what youre suggesting is retarded and the reason you won't say where you are or where this happens is because you know how easily this stupid story could be disproven

>nintoddler in denial he's in the same fanbase as a bunch of sore loser man babies

the smash scene, as with any competitive gaming scene, is packed with salty try hard man children. but what youre suggesting happened is clearly a work of fiction and you look like an autistic peddling fantasies

>Go to a gathering where people play children's games "seriously"
>Be surprised when the manchildren there act like autistic shitheads when things don't go their way

I don't know what you expected OP.