>*BING BING*
>*WAHOO!*
>*YAH!*
>*1UP*
>*1UP*
>*ITS A ME, MARIOO!!!!!*
Sir we are going to be landing soon, please turn off your toy.
BUT I ALMOST GOT THE STAR LET ME FINISH THIS LEVEL
>*WA-HOOOOOO*
Sir please turn it of-
>*SO LONG GAY BOWSER*
I SAID ONCE I GET THE STAR AND DEFEAT BOWSER
SIR, PLEAS-
>*BING BING*
I CAN'T SAVE UNTIL I GET THE STAR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 5 MORE MINUTES PLEASE PLEASE
headphones
This still makes me lose my shit every time I see it.
horse
They'll probably ban Shits just like Note 7
>plane makes a turn
when nintendo bans planes, then they'll be sorry
I never use planes anyway.
Faggots, all of them.
>black guy flies out the window
SIR.....ME IZ....ANGRY AS SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>he starts choking the guy playing his toy
>the security storm in and shoot him into a bloody mess
>the whole plane is filled with screaming, crying and mass hysteria
>plane drifts through the WTC memorial
>switch flies out of the window and crashes on the memorial
I seriously hope you fuckers don't play handhelds in public.
What were they thinking
Yeah nobody plays games on planes. Not like laptops or tablets exist right? This meme is fucking stupid
isn't that thing banned because it fucking explodes?
What's the point in taking a plane when you can just drive everywhere anyway?
plane here
I would NEVER let a toddler toy on my fine vessel
horse
yep, games are for kids. adults cant play games. thanks for pointing this out.
people might play solitaire or something like that on planes but no one is going to play kiddie games unless they want to be laughed at, i cant wait to slap someones switch off the tray and break it then watch as the bitch nintentoddler does nothing for the rest of the flight while being too much of a bitch to say anything to me
Driving is not actually like Mario Kart, so I don't like to do it.
>not Dashie
Ugh.
>I can't wait to lie about something I never did and never will do on the internet
>Colgate
Good taste.
Sure, just lemme DRIVE TO FUCKING AMERICA FROM PRAGUE ON MY CAR! I HOPE THERE WILL BE SOME GOOD GAS STATIONS ON THE WAY, OH BOY!
could have been worse
nintentoddler detected, i hope its you who i embarrass in front of every one else on the plane
So is this the new Quentin?
>he doesn't have transoceanic cars
stay mad poorfag
Back to your containment board autists
fuck i miss that show but can't be bothered to watch it. did i miss anything after s2?
only embarrassment i see is the jealous fag shitposting in front of a PC
horse
so, yourself?
I don't think you understand. I will steal a Nintentoddler's property right in front of his very eyes, and he will smile and thank for me for it. I will whip out my dick and piss all over him, and the rest of the normal adults will congratulate and applaud me.
My aunt doesn't buy me Nintendo hardware anymore because she found out is "for kids" and mocked me about it when I asked for a new3dsXL.
Can't even give her the money for her to do it. Feels bad man, the prices here are ridiculous.
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>>>reddit
I hope you are embarrassed by what you just said.
try growing up you fucking manchild
I don't know why but these threads really annoy me
a few misadventures hither and thither causing minor unforeseen misfortune but they were ultimately resolved so all can be well again
>Luna
GARBAGE HORSE
Post Chrysalis
I missed this so much
>*BOING*
>*BOING*
>*BOING*
>*WHOOOAH!!!*
>*RUTABAGA*
fuck off, you fake
I want the real resident autist sperging, not you
>nobody pointing out the fact that someone was so pathetically desperate for the joke to work that they photoshopped an ear on the guy's head and erased the headphones, even though the Switch still has a 3.5mm cord coming out of it
no, you.
you´re not good looking like the guy in the plane. you dont have negro friends. you cant even afford switch or being in a plane. so what you do is you go to Sup Forums and make some retarded meme out of acting childish about videogame sounds, as if nobody has headphones and they dont know how to adjust volume.
You´re saddest fucking failiors world has to offer and i only come here to laugh at your cringe. Where´s your fedora user?
>most stories ever written in the history of ever
S3-4 were meh to bad, S5-6 are actually surprisingly good.
I am PROUD of my rugged sophistication, though someone like yourself would obviously not recognize such greatness.
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lmao jesus strawmans out the ass, this is embarrassing, just delete your life
any kino episodes?
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>stopped watching after s4
>recently find out that they're making a 7th
will it ever end?
I used to not think anything of playing my DS in public. Recently, my buddy and I were drinking at a fairly empty bar, making small talk to the bartender, lightly hitting on her. The conversation had pretty much died down and I pulled out my DS and turned it on to start playing it. My buddy kicked me and gave me a cold look, and later that night gave me a huge earful about pulling out "that chick repellent" in public, "if you're that desparate to play video games, do it on your phone", etc. Anyway I have been thinking about all the times I have played my DS in public (I used to take the bus every day to work and back) and have become very self conscious about it, and haven't played it in front of anyone since. I was wondering what your guys' feelings are about playing your DS in public, whether it's at school, on the bus, wherever.
horse
I don't get this meme, you can do the same on 3DS
You know they banned the Note 7 because of their tendency to self-immolate, right?
I'd actually say Sup Forums is surprisingly slow with catching on to that. It was literally first thing I thought about.
ʷᵃᵃᵃʰʰʰʰᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵖᶫᶦᶰᵍ ᵖᶫᶦᶰᵍ ʷᵃʰ ʸᵃʰ 1 ᵘᵖ ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵃ ᵐᶦᵃ ᵇᵒᶦᶰᵍ ʷᵃʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 1 ᵘᵖ
>There are people in this very thread who will be buying this toy
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Muzes lodi picko.
I had similar experience of what never happened, copy paste.
I also stopped after S4 but heard so much good about S5-6 that I decided to catch up on Netflix and actually really enjoyed it. Nothing will ever match the comfy glow of S1-2, but this is the closest we'll ever get.
There are 50 million people who bought Sony's toy, why not Nintendo's?
>shitpost threads about Nintendo fans playing video games
>no shitpost threads about Sony fans playing video games
really fires up the neurons
On the bus its not so bad, but at a bar? come on dude
*close lid*
*switch is now silent and in sleep mode*
wow....that was hard
>Rarity
She was my least favorite for a long time but eventually became my second favorite.
deletin ur mom atm
whoa, what is this meme power i'm sensing
You can't play a PS4 in public, while the Switch encourages anti-social behaviour.
WOOOOOOOOAHHHH!
OOGA BOOGA
What lid?
>sony
>toy
sony makes professional games consoles with 18+ games
How is this even remotely close to nintendos bing bing bing YAHOOOO so long gay bowser?
>go to Sup Forums meetup
>10 minutes later, everyone including me has headphones and plays their vita
DS is for plebbitors.
user, don't post female(male) breasts.
If something you're doing is a chick repellent for him, maybe he needs to step his game up.
You missed this
It's a psp because nobody owns a vita
>lid
nice try, faggot
How much longer are we going to have to endure these threads?
Stale old pasta is stale and old
look i get it, you´re gonna jerk off. nobody needed to know.
>tfw I hear praise like this from everyone who isn't a self proclaimed brony or a meme shrieking lout verbally shitting on it incoherently
>tfw I hate having to wait for new episodes so I decide to just binge it when it's finished
>tfw already 6 seasons in and a new one is coming
fucking damn it I am both angry and excited at the same time
the LID
>Sony
>Makes games
Ok.
>professional games
kek
A large amount of capitalism.
Hey fuck you, I wish I could jerk off right now, I'm heading out to work in a few minutes like a damn normie and I hate it.
They will happen so long as mobile posting is still allowed here.
>stale
its still fresh and yummy
switch isnt even released yet
Vita has so many importable games. Only filthy EOPs don't have a Vita or two.
>Xenoblade
>Fatal Frame
>Bayonetta
>Has to post a game Nintendo didn't make because Nintendo hasn't made a good game in years
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>its still fresh and yummy
For you redditors it is.
Was anyone's google glass smashed just because they were wearing it?
Best horse
Actually if you zoom in on the upperight left corner, you'll notice no headphones. There will be headphones, right?