Psst kid. You wanna buy some AMBITION?

Psst kid. You wanna buy some AMBITION?

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Nah man I just wanna watch the babybowl game tonight.

Pose needs some line of action.

The Benevolent Liu Beis always take the cup home.

no, go awei.

Naw man. I'm good on AMBITION

Ive got BENEVOLENCE as well

...

who do shu think you are?

But he throws babies. He can't be BENEVOLENT either.

>Sup Forums isn't unapologetically Wubros

How I really knew this place was going to shit

It comes with fire attacks?.

Damn right I do.

Ive got FAMILY too. But this offer wont last long.

wu lad.

Don't worry user, i'm here for you.

Yuan Shao is the best though

Also I have a sale on IMBECILES. It lasts extra long.

ZHUGE

>Based Little Conqueror
>Old Mang Lu Meng
>Pirate King Gan Neng
>Fire Attack Mang Huang Gai
>titwaifu Li Shan

How can other kingdoms even compete?

Wu loyalist since DW3. I'm in it for the Qiaos though.

>dies without doing shit
>based
>thug who gets wrecked by Wei
>literally Shu version of IM OLD Huang Zhong
>Cool
Wu has like 5 good characters.
Zhou tai Ding Feng Lu Meng Lu Su Lianshi.

>thug who gets wrecked by Wei

Are you talking about Gan Ning? He died from a poisoned arrow by some faggot from Shu.

Coward bitch boy Mongolian Sha Moke

Not talking about how dies. Dudes a cowardly piece of crap who cant handle MIGHT.

>Shamoke was caught in the middle of a fire attack and fled, where he was pursued by Zhou Tai, who caught up and cut him down after a short fight.

Nothing personnel... kid.

Show me your scars.

Jesus I almost forgot just how far Koei went Jewbisoft with their bullshit DLC, thanks for triggering me

Zhou Tai's been the weeb bitch for years now why doesn't Japan jump on his dick instead of Zhao Yun

Because he's too rugged and scarred. Zhao Yun is a girly boy, that's all Japan cares about.

Things are changing man. Xiahou Duns been in there constantly. Hell Zhang Liao was in the DW8E opening as well.

I'm more into benevolence ya dig?

Ah the faction of rapists and shitty generals.

>Zhuge Liang
>not the most masterful tactician

>tfw always wanna get into DW
where do i begin

>dies
>leaves Shu to Jiang Wei
Lol

>Yuan Shao
top kek m8

heard you didn't want to have fun

>go into battle with superior force
>lose because you have no idea what environment or logistics are
>retreat
>"actually that loss was all planned, it was a strategic retreat"

10/10 Brilliant Zhuge Liang does it again, how can other factions even compete?

I've been watching Avatar The Last Airbender and it's got me in the mood to play some Dynasty Warriors

Is 8 on the PC any good?

Game runs well but it doesn't have the textures the ps4 version has

Maybe 3-4 but everything after he is a faggot.

Need the same info

HOW
HOW

>Feed me your wife

>tfw Master Lu Bu wont listen to you

FENGXIAN!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>dies
>wife gets raped
ALL PART OF MY PLAN

Among men, Lü Bu.
Among horses, Red Hare.

Love that quote tbph with you, you patricidal maniac.

Play DW 4/5 for fun gameplay and cheesy voice acting.
Play 7 for less fun but good gameplay but good story.
Play 8 for the best gameplay.
Watch the 3 Kingdoms on youtube.
Dont read the novel.

Do you play all the musous or just the popular main series?

I want to impregnate Yue Ying.

>LuBu potrayed as strongest fighter
>doesnt do much in real life
Zhang Liao should be the Lu Bu tbqh

December 17th Koei Tecmo is going to show its whole lineup for 2017 and they say there's still more than one unanounced stuff, it better fucking be DW9.

He's a fucking retard in real life, would you prefer they kept that version?

I just play the DW. Im too attached to the characters compared to Samurai Warriors.

...

PS3 looks better to me

>Not playing as the fucking literal daemon Wei Yan

You flaming idiot, if you want to give them cheesy voice acting, just show them 3.

youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPo

Forgive me. I must repay. My debts.

>like Wei Yan and Mai Dai
>Mai Dai kills him in real life
Maaaan.

It's hit and miss actually.

The PS4 version has better textures and draw distance but sometimes it looks very weird.

The game also has online MP issues on PS4 and doesn't run on stable FPS.

That makes the PC version the best version despite not having any online MP and partly worse graphics.

Eh Im a 4 guy.
>SO THEY SUMMONED A RAINSTORM WITH THEIR MAGIC. WHAT OF IT.
>We must not fall behind!
>UNLEASH YOUR RRRRRAGE MY CHOSEN CHILDREN
>ME? DIE?
>Hua Xiang has been slain? By who?!

>FEEL THE POWIAH OF MYY.....MAHHGHIKk *wipes stuffy nose*

I loved playing as Yellow Turban guy, what was his name again?

I still wonder why the PC version doesn't have any online multiplayer. I mean hell even the Vita version has it.

Zhang Bao?

Wild fucking guess:
Sony probably provided the backend for the multiplayer. Valve either didn't or they didn't want to get it from Steam.

KOEI was new into PC gaming.

Their later ports got better.
Arslan for example has Online

That makes sense, especially because iirc it was the first game Koei put on Steam and they mostly did it to gauge interest.

>KOEI was new into PC gaming.
Now this is just factually false.

New when it comes to modern Steam gaming.

He was still way above average in terms of fighting for a Chinese man. Though a plague ridden, 9 year old malnourished little Roman girl on the other side of the world would have kicked his ass. Chinese are weaklings.

I'll concede Steam to you, but they've been putting RotTK on PC since mid 80s or so.

Get DW8 XL
Play through the story mode
Pick your fav faction and meme about it on Sup Forums
This is the best Wei

He was also a fucking retard who got played like a fiddle by a whore and an old man. Literally a weeb going "MUH WAIFU-CHAN!"

Diao Chan wasnt real

H-HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ILL OF M-MUH DIAO-CHAN

>*Unsheathes complicated as fuck four-pronged halberd windmill*
>*Teleports behind u*

Neither is your waifu.

Yes she is.

>DW6 weapon
Ugh

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>*Summons oath brothers*
>*Shouts about benevolence*

I thought she was real and just greatly exaggerated like Zhuge Liang?

Nope, completely fabricated, like the Qiao sisters.

cao cao shits on lu bu

There was a maid of Dong Zhuo that Lu Bu fell in love with but we don't know her name.