Say I'm number one!

Say I'm number one!

If you keep stroking my ego, maybe I might just put out... SOMEDAY

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are u fukin retarded or?

D.va's NUMBER 1

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D.va has the most perfect breasts.

...

this

Nah.

shit game

too small. I'd fucking starve if I were an ifnant.

I wanna your number two.number one.

Small tits and big ass is god-tier.

Correct, but top tier fapbait. Blizzard knew what they were doing, right down to "putting a stop to" Overwatch porn (i.e. drawing more attention to it with a token effort, because it's still absolutely everywhere, even on mainstream tube sites).

this guy gets it

flat is great, and big ol tiddies is great (in moderation, don't go borderline inflation tier with that shit) but having a middle ground is the best and going on the lower end of that middle ground is the best of the best

*eat.

This. I need my mega milk

small anything or big anything is trash tier. Beauty is in balance.

Thanks but I'll be stroking something else *unzips dick*

>not just taking the cock
D.va is a lesbian

NO, DUMB HARLOT

WE ARE NUMBER ONE

HEY!

>NOW LISTEN CLOSELY

>youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

I'M NAMBAA WAAAN!!

Beauty is also subjective friendo *tips fedora

>WE ARE NUMBER ONE
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I agree with every single word of this post.

LOOK AT THIS NET

NOW LOOK AT THIS NET, THAT I JUST FOUND. WHEN I SAY GO, BE READY TO THROW....GO!

Nah, you can argue beuty on a quite objective basis, actually. Not that I'd waste time on such arduous task with someone who most likely has no fucking idea what "objective" even means.

>he doesn't wabi-sabi
and I thought this was a weeb board

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Perfection

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Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else

i still don't get all this recent Robbie posting

>best girl in best girl's clothes

His actor has cancer

My american-african brother.

yes, I've just found it on google.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….

the lack of good wakfu/dofus porn is fucking disappointing

haha

thas a goy

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Im master rank is that good enough for you, cunt?

Look at this normie. It's almost too cute.

How am I a normalfag?