Why don't you have a sugarmommy who pays for your vidya yet?

Why don't you have a sugarmommy who pays for your vidya yet?

How does one acquire such a thing?

I sometimes ask myself the same question.

Then I realize I'm ugly.

How do you get a sugarmommy?

Ive already gotna sugar baby who i buy games for. I love her reaction every time.

I've also got a sugar mommy who loves to roleplay as Mercy for me.

I'm a lawyer. I can buy my own games

Can you get one if you're attractive?
Is this true?

Gross.

he must be HUNG

Yes every attractive person has many available partners it's actually strange that uggos don't know this

And this is all done through Steam I assume?

Seriously just hit up tinder and set the age range higher. I was a permavirgin wizard up to about 27 because I was too retarded to know how to talk to girls... then I started talking to older women desperate to not end up alone. Swipe left on landwhales and mega-uggos... but also be a little forgiving, you'll find some sweetie pies who want to get to know you. Nail some early 20s girls on the side if need be and you're set. The biggest part is just gaining momentum in your confidence and learning not to be a bitch and just initiate talking and asking to fuck. Even if you're ugly or w/e, 1 out of 5 will just to see if you've got good dick.

Sincerely, weird looking, 30 pound overweight weeb

Yes.

Of course.

Old rich women want a nice and pretty pet.

$$$$$$$$$$$.

What movie is this from?

>$$$$$$$$$$$.
I don't think you realize what a sugarmommy is.

It's real life. Pic related actually I think that OP's pic is from a yet unreleased film. She really is dating a kid, though.

lolno

Why is Kate so based?

I'm in Law School, but sugarmommies are nice.

Yes. Uglyfags will never properly experience life.

this

Is he a cuck?

>tfw not in LA
>tfw no rich and famous sugar momma

If you're in LA and you're even remorely attractive EVERYONE will want to sleep with you.

Too bad I'm living in a spot in a world where it really doesn't seem to matter.

You're not?

Where are you?

miami

...

I had one when I was 18, shit was fun until her ex husband told me he would slice my tongue and made me swallow it

Finland.
There's just very little ugly people in this area overall so maybe that's why people are paying less attention to how everyone looks.

I'm more traditional , and just fuck my own mom.

Miami isn't LA tier as far as appreciation of beautiful people goes and there aren't as many sugarmommies, but there still are some. Still more of a sugardaddy town.

Sounds like he was hitting on you. He probably wanted a threesome.

I have principles. I find sugar daddies repulsive and don't have a double standard. Besides, I accidentally went through it while I dated a very wealthy girl. Beautiful, good grades and dumb as a rock. Once I lost my job I also stopped going on dates because I didn't like her paying for everything/buying me gifts.

I have a good face, but pudgy/not in shape.

Do I have to hold a good conversation to get a sugermomma? Because even if I get /fit/ i think the social autism is here to stay.

I can fuck good, tho.

Well they want someone who says interesting things and can be their companion.

Also lose weight.

so plastic but so fine

How does she do it?

You know what's even better than this?

Having a job and buying the games yourself.

Best surgeons in the world.