ITT: You are a group of current Ubisoft developers making an open-world game

ITT: You are a group of current Ubisoft developers making an open-world game.

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It's a Victorian era game where you start as a human in the middle of a threeway war between hunters, vampires, and werewolves and can join any of the three. Vampires have all the standard weaknesses. Werewolves can only fully transform on the full moon.

Nah, that's too original

Too original for Ubisoft, maybe. Still an interesting idea.

Yeah, that's what i mean.

Come up with something more Ubisoft-y

>You are a group of current Ubisoft developers making an open-world game.
Quit job

ubisoft sucks dicks they are the only company to unironically ruin their games

EA activision and the rest know well what they are doing

ubisoft gives the vibe that they actually believe they are making good games. Literally every entry of every franchise they have has gone downhill since around 2005 or some shit

You are playing using a virtual reality machine

In an open world with radio towers?!

In the present day you and a group of your friends find this piece of alien machinery while hiking, the machines absorbs you and transport you to an alternative reality that is In this victorian era you have to, either rally up the three races, or make a dominant one, gather the 3 hearths hold by their leaders and become the ultimate being
Meanwhile your friends in the present time, the ancient alien machinery woke up an ancient evil and now your friends must retrieve 7 pieces to complete the machinery, and bring you back at time with your recently acquired power to stop the ancient evil

Again, too creative for Ubisoft.

Then you are an uh, Crusader in, uh, Crusades and you fight muslim assassins that try to kill your bosses

I like that, but how about we switch the roles, so the player plays as the muslims, so we can show how progressive we are!!!

Add in a few easter eggs that depict memes from 2012

Sure, we could make the pope a bad guy too

Excellent, excellent, and don't forget the towers that unlock parts of the map!

Alright, you guys have any other ideas?

This thread is embarrassing.

Don't say that...

fuck outta here

Don't worry, i firing that guy later.

>in all seriousness
Assassin's creed japan

>jokingly and probably what ubisoft IS planning

An entire team of blacks, lesbians, and women assassins who only kill white men in victorian england

Good, we can put more hours into dlc development

It's the future

guys, i think we can all agree we need bigger maps with less stuff in it.

the protagonist is a trans nigger tranny who fights of evil white men and save humanity

Uhh..

It's an open world game

...

>Assassin's creed japan

I'm kind of shocked this hasn't been done.

WOW! That last sentence is a great idea!Yes, yes, people will love this.

they got hired by CDP to work on Cyberpunk 2077 aka game will be even shitter than shitcher 3

BRILLIANT

When did the good guys lose their way?

I'm so enraged I can't even tell myself this thread is ironic. I know this is ironic but in all reality its the sad fucking truth. Videogames are dead, assassin's creed is dead.

Okay now i'm being serious, that's a lie, you just want to get a rise out of me.

You should invent Todd-posting for ubisoft.

Now this thread is going somewhere...

Hmmm.... An open world game set in an apocalyptic distopian future where you are part of a guerrilla force that are trying to take down the bad guys (government people), takes place in a city where you have to kill certain robots and steal their data to obtain chunks of the map and info about missions...
I don't know hiw to make this more ubisofty

Okay now back to CEO, we going to add the 30 fps lock for the "cinematic" experience, now how are we going to market these games.
Yes, but do we just use Todd or someone else?

When Michel stopped working for Ubisoft and moved to Sony.

Hmmmm, i will look into that.

Why are you proud of that fact?! He should stayed with us!

you play as an androgynous fox being in a big empty field with towers to climb for no reason, and you go around trying to get consent from other androgynous animal kin to put their toes in your mouth. when the toes are in you tap a button as fast as you can to rack up sensuality points which you can spend at the mosque. 1000 sensuality points buys you sharia law. Final boss is some guy named Tom.

a military shooter that's in essence a reskin of the division, but with ghost recon mechanics and with cooler scarier zombies. and it's actually a survival game. so you'll be stationed at a base and once you go outside the base it turns into a survival game with survival for water food and its sort of an rpg with elements such as upgrading your stats, but without the shitty area of trying to kill a person by shooting them in the head as they soak up bullets. only bosses or really strong zombies can soak up bullets. in essence this shooter is the walking dead, but on the basis that people are actually fighting back against zombies and sort of thinning out the population. there should also be 3 different factions fighting for control so pvp would be dank

FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!! GET THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT.

We recycle an older franchise (any), make it an open world game if it is not one already, and the catch is: you need to climb big vertical things (obelisks, towers, trees, you name it) in order to unlock the map.

I fucking love you Jeffery, keeps the ideas coming!
That's another great idea, what do we call it?!

Rip off The Secret World but keep it coop only.

you're to late Mr. Ubi. I already sold it to the Saudis

plague walking

NOOOOOO!!! WE COULD HAVE MADE A PROFIT! That's it... guards, send him to the gulag.

Great, get the marketing department to make a trailer, and i want shipped this holiday.

>Okay everyone where can we cut some things, to make the game run at a steady 25fps?

I think we should focus on cutting things that have been shown in the initial trailers like locations, mechanics and cut down on the graphics.

>It's at 20fps now? I think we can call it a day.

Well...what the fuck are you standing there for? Get going!

This is their rendering of the main protagonist.

Can't you just smell the profit

should we do a gameplay or a gameplay pre-rendered trailer to suck customers in sir? or better yet a live action sir?

Do some "early" gameplay, and change it up a bit so it's worse on release.
You read my mind Frank, get the "testers" to make sure everything is good.

This their rendering of Tom - the Final Boss

jealous??

Remember Jade's game? Let's make another one of those. I like playing Jade's game.

Damn you, Don and Keith, i told you to take this asshole to the gulag!!!

Yes, yes, people love those games, right?!

Is Ubisoft the worst publisher?
>all games are subpar execution of decent ideas
>terrible engines
>shit writing
>horrible DLC practices
>French

>make third-person free-roaming cover-based shooter set in some jungles somewhere
>call it Ghost Recon because lol jungles, they even made an expansion called "Jungle Storm"

You dare criticize me?! Guards, feed him to me...

Screw it, i'm calling it a day.

I hear you're trying to imprison my client, Mr. Ubi.

What are you? ISLAMOPHOBIC???

Ubisoft Is the worst of the big 3 shit devs
They have the least self awareness. At least the activation CEO came out saying "long as we are open, there will always be CoD"

>open world sandbox
Redwall , or since the writer took the rights to his grave , a redwall rip off
>furries, food porn and violent death with vague Christian undertones

Probably revamp I am Alive while putting a huge focus on survival

You play as the rabbids, and do lolsorandumb rabbid things

Because they don't want to make what fans want

Why do you think when we finally got AC China, it was a quickly made 2.5D platformer, followed by India and Russia?

Everyone wanted victorian england, and it took them like 10 years to actually fucking do it, and the game was awful.

We'll get Japan in like 10 more years, and it'll be garbage.

Alright, I have a great plan for any of these games

Let's hype the fuck out of it, and announce it exclusive to one console, with a release date early in the year

Then, a week from release we announce that it's been delayed so we can release it on every platform, even the dead ones.

We delay it until November, which is when all the other big titles come out.

But guys how are we going to put radio towers underwater?

Okay team, we need a pirate game. We're going to need hyper realistic water physics. Tom, get on that. Lets spruce up our climbing engine and make it more responsive. Bill, I think you're our guy. Frank, have you been making good progress on those DX framework improvements? Great. Justin, we're pressed for time and I know it's a lot of work, but I need you to whip up some AI smart enough to navigate large crowds amongst themselves without much performance degradation.

And umm... Samantha, think you could work on the UI? Right sorry, I know that's not your expertise. No problem, how about finding a nice font to use on everything. Okay great.

5 months later....

Great job everyone, let's huddle up for a team photo!

You climb up a chain to a survey boat that has a radar on it and scans the sea floor below

There might be some bad guys on the boat

You know what we should make?

Beyond Good and urk-

>Pay-2-play sandbox crossover with microtransactions, featuring Rayman and Spyro.
>Split the dev team into two: One for the demo and another for the full game
>40% of the budget goes for marketing, 40% for the demo and 20% for the game itself.
>The game has to be connected to internet in order to play

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Name one company that "ironically" ruins their games, illiteratefag

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And here's a commercial for a phone charger to give you an example youtube.com/watch?v=DhU3clmeJJo