In this thread we will autistically add our own subtitles to games which normally only have numbers:
Final Fantasy 2: Attack on Empire
Final Fantasy 3: Cloud of Darkness
Final Fantasy 4: The Moon's Secret
Final Fantasy 5: I can't remember shit about the story for this one
Final Fantasy 6: A World In Ruin
Final Fantasy 7: Meteorfall
Haven't played the rest.
Hit me with your subtitles, it feels good.
FF5: A FUCKING TREE
That's all I could think of for it.
All I remember about that game is that the gameplay was great but the story was sparse in comparison to 4 and 2.
FF8: ...Whatever
FFX: What If I Told You...
FFXII: Arr!
Yeah, agreed. Maybe other anons will come up with more ideas.
Final Fantasy 2: We Failed Again
Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo 2: Natural Selection
Halo 3: Finish The Fight
Halo 4: Start Another Fight
Final Fantasy: The One No One Played
Final Fantasy 7: Tits, Waist, Midriff
Final Fantasy Legend 1: Chainsaw Story
Final Fantasy Legend 2: ISIS Propaganda
Final Fantasy Legend 3: It's Just Final Fantasy
Kingdom Hearts 1: Not actually the beginning
Kingdom Hearts 2 games happened between this one and 1
Kingdom Hearts 3 is never coming out
Final Fantasy: Break the Cycle
Final Fantasy IV: Man's True Nature
Final Fantasy IX: Enter A Trance
Final Fantasy X: Spirit's Soliloquy
Final Fantasy XII: Forced Between
Final Fantasy XIII: Change/Accept Your Fate
Final Fantasy doesn't need a subtitle. It was the final fantasy. The name comes from the fact that your party is the one to finally break a timeloop that you cause at the start of the game.
You've alluded to it here.
Final Fantasy V: Gilgamesh's Excellent Adventure
Final Fantasy: The Heroes of Light
Final Fantasy II: March of the Empire
Final Fantasy III: The Children of Light
Final Fantasy IV: Legend of Lunar
Final Fantasy V: Two Worlds Collide
Final Fantasy VI: War of the Magi
Final Fantasy VII: From the Stars
Final Fantasy VIII: To the Future
Final Fantasy IX: Recollection
Final Fantasy X: Dreams
Final Fantasy XI: Pentathrust Inside Mithra Fun Hole
Final Fantasy XII: King of the Sky Pirates
Final Fantasy XIII: Lighting Strike
Final Fantasy XIV: Totally not Warcraft
Final Fantasy XV: Homos in a Car
Yours are much better than mine.
Final Fantasy XV: Oppa Didn't Do Anything Wrong
Final Fantasy XIII: Let Me Introduce You To Your Armpit Fetish
Final Fantasy XII: RATSBANE?
Final Fantasy IX: Chris Hansen Opens The Door
Final Fantasy VII: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN
TEA
Fighting Force 2 : Blunder of the Century
Final Fantasy V: Level 5 Death Everything
Super Mario 64: Art Critical
Mario Sunshine: Cleanup Crew
Mario Galaxy: Making Space
this is the gayest fuckin thread ive seen all year
FFXI: Galkan Sausage, You can have this.
Then it has achieved what it set out to achieve.
I kekd
Final Fantasy IV: YOU SPOONY BARD
Mother 3: Sunflower Fields Forever
yep
Dark Souls: The Legend
Dark Souls II: Made in China
Dark Souls III: A Blast to the Past
Dragon Age II: Maximum Faggotry
Bretty good
Mother 3: Smiles and Tears
Or was that 2?
FFX: Savor the flavor now because the next 5 releases are going to suck shit through a straw RECKONING
Final Fantasy 5: Root of All Evil
Final Fantasy 5: Splinter of Darkness
I like root of all evil, but he was just angry at his planet being polluted or something really, right?
He was a bunch of evil spirits sealed inside a tree who turned into an evil tree
I really can't remember his motivations, or anything else other than that there was a mime in an underwater temple.
>FF8: Still a better love story than Twi...oh
There was some shit about an evil wizard named Ennui, but I think ExDeath was just evil for the hell of it.
Titanfall 2: Me and my buddy big robo
Final Fantasy: Four Heroes of Light
Sword of the Stars: The Pit
Grand Theft Auto: Crime Unleashed
Grand Theft Auto 2: Crime Boogaloo
Grand Theft Auto 3: Crime Vacation
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: Crime Gangs
Grand Theft Auto IV: Crime Immigrants
Grand Theft Auto V: Crime Online
Mega Man 2:Fuck it, just use Metal Blade.
Mega Man 4:It's not Wily this time.
Mega Man 5:Seriously though, this time it's not Wily.
Mega Man 6:This time it's definitely not... fuck it, it's Wily.
Payday 2: Crimepocalypse
Final Fantasy XIII-4: A New Hope
Final Fantasy XIII-5: Lightning Strikes Back
Final Fantasy XIII-6: Return of the L'Cie
Final Fantasy X: Waterworld
Final Fantasy X-2: Dad's Coming in, Put Your Dick Up