>Your dad decides to go balls deep instead of just the tip
>You're never born, but your brother is
>This is the alternate dimension you enter when being summoned as a Phantom in Dark Souls because everything else in the world is the same
Discuss.
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SEX DIMENSIONS
Anthony Thomas
Jaxson Bennett
wait whut
Henry Carter
...
Jacob Anderson
...
Kayden Cook
Fail... my dad would never go just the tip
Charles Moore
OP assumes i'm not still waiting to be summoned by said alternate dimensional cum brother because of my shitty internet connection
Brody Rodriguez
not this shit again
David Jackson
SEMEN SOULS
Aaron Flores
So if I'm a Red Phantom, does that mean my mom was on the rag?
Thomas Campbell
truth
Caleb Turner
No, that's Bloodborne.
Adam Hughes
my dad has only one move, OP, and its the one where he never comes back home
Jaxson Garcia
kek
Owen Sanders
Eric?
Brayden Lee
bump
Charles Sanders
user, are you stupid or something?
semen is semen, a drop, a cup, a bucket...makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one semen or another, I'd rather not choose at all.
Dylan King
Nice pasta Geralt
Jordan Nelson
What am I reading? Why do you think going balls deep makes your conception LESS likely?
Jonathan Reed
Is this supposed to be one of them newfangled attempts at making pasta that the kids are into these days?
Gavin Morris
Butterfly effect. Different moves, different sperm reaches the egg, user.
Adrian Jones
I wanna meet that dad
Asher Powell
semen demon
Nathaniel Turner
I'VE STUDIED HIS MOVES EXTENSIVELY
Adrian Jones
How about this, you shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.