ITT: Virgin characters in video game

ITT: Virgin characters in video game

I'll start

no way fag

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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

he is a virging by choice, not by circumstances like an OP that i know

>joking with girl at work today
>accidentally say i've never touched a women, those exact words
>she laughs and makes fun of me for the rest of the day
>she's also a virgin, never had a boyfriend, and really cute

dont know how to feel

rape her

#deep.

assuming you're not retelling this through autism coloured glasses, you're probably fine to ask her out without coming off as retarded. girls like sex just (almost) as much as guys do.

GET. FUCKING.CLOSER.

but she really fancies this midget spic that works there. guy's really pathetic too, i'd feel bad if i cockblocked him.

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I'm 100% sure Juri is a virgin

Don't feel bad. Swoop in. It'll become obvious whether or not that's what she actually wants. Interject yourself. Assert yourself. Be a man. The little spic will understand.

No bitch is worth the shit he's done.

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Yes, good goy.
Give us your white women.

perma virgin

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he got that pussy soaked don't deny it

>>>r/thedonald

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definitely a virgin

Robots can't be virgins, they can't even reproduce sexually

Says the man on an anime forum.

I happen to be an expert on the subject. Also I'm a grill.

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No, that's not how it works silly user. If you never had vaginal sex with another real girl, you're a virgin. Thus, X is a virgin.

Every character in Animal Crossing.

blowjobs don't count? i feel like those should count in some way. like maybe they make you semi-virgin.

Not after her fight with Mr Bison.

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Bison is just the psycho power possessing a body. So since so many of his bodies have been destroyed, he could even be in a woman's body for all i know.

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But how can he have sex if he doesn't have a penis?

Haven't played it yet, why?

>cant fuck her

So what? Dr Light could have made a synthetic penis as an armor upgrade.