SALAD DODGER

SALAD DODGER

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CALORIE STEALING

*Thieving

MEME FORCING

salads a gross

i'll take a vegetable medley or even straight steamed broccoli

but fuck cold lettuce

T-REX ARM HAVING

CUPCAKE GUZZILING

i still laugh thinking about the whole "drinking out of the drip tray" thing
ltg is a fucking retard but he is hilarious sometimes

>gets bodied by floe

WIDE LOAD

PISS JUG USING

implying he gives a shit about some shitty game
implying he doesnt outskill all those talentless hacks in all physical activities

>while Floe played random select Gief and still bodied LTG in an 8-2 matchup

GO TO SUBWAY BUT PUT EVERYTHING ON IT

He apparently cares A LOT because he gets so angry over it. Who cares about point #2? We're talking about playing a video game.

CRISCO BATHING

Fuck you. Salads are much better than bland steamed veggies.

Another thread about LTG? Get that ass banned ya fucking coon

KIRBY

that doesnt matter when he barely makes a living, this nigga works minimum wage at salvation army

why doesnt he do some sears modeling or something

hes pretty handsome, no homo

>thinking you're alpha by only talking shit on betamale nerds
>implying this isn't the epitome of being a beta cuck

why do fighting games attract the most autistic people?

I'LL BE THAT MONKEY

Goodwill*

And I just got an interview somewhere life changing, waiting on them to call me back

keep droning about that goodwill, soon you won't have shit to say

He can do better than McDonalds.

>waiting on them to call me back
You'll be waiting for a while friendo

Stop role-playing

is that jenkem?

You gotta admit floe got some pretty sick reads. Best part is ltg just rage quit and didn't go off on a rant because he just lost to the worst character in the game

Because he lives in LA. While his shit personality doesn't matter in LA, there are still FAR better looking people than him fighting for modeling careers. Its fucking LA. Land of the braindead but beautiful.

It's piss

Apple juice he's trying to pass for pee.

Whatever dude was a mashing scrub just baiting out spd at every chance he got

I'll be laughing at you when I'm successful

While playing Urien, mind you. That's like 8-2 matchup for Urien. To be fair, if Floe actually started seriously playing and went to tournaments again, he would probably be the best US player.

>Mashing
>Spent most of the time blocking and just punishing with the usual sick reads
>Mashing

I know you really aren't LTG but come on now.

Viscant is really lucky LTG didnt beat the shit out of him.

youtube.com/watch?v=gWnFUPhtwEA

Viscant is a black belt at some martial art, he would destroy LTG.

BLOB

I bet LTG doesn't even know how to fight.

THE LORE IS REAL?

>Viscant's murder face
>A huge crowd of people who would have loved to beat the shit out of LTG if he tried some shit
Viscant isn't the lucky one, homeboy.

LTG is so much bigger than him it doesn't matter what martial art he knows. You seriously dont understand how strength works if you actually believe that.

Why did this one user suddenly start making new LowTierGod threads every few hours hour for the last few days?
Don't think I didn't notice.

LOW

>LTG
>gets 50-0'd by some guy over the course of 2 hours
>goes into the guys chat and talks shit

I don't understand how anyone takes him seriously. If he wasn't such a monkey no one would talk about him.

>loved to beat the shit out of LTG
You don't know SoCal very well do you? They were all behind LTG that night because he's local

Yeah they were rooting for LTG but if he started a fight they wouldn't let it go on.

Nigga' he's like a foot taller and probably it least twice as strong. This isn't fucking Naruto you retard.

He's our guy.

TEST

>don't care about ecelebs
>still participate in these shitposting threads because of burger2298 apologists

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK LOOKING

Tell me about LTG.

Why does he take the testosterone pills?

That Floe guy seems pretty cool

Between that and black genes, I'm surprised he hasn't flipped out and beat someone to death.

Yeah, he's pretty nice in person as well. He does fake being an idiot a few too many times for me, he's still a fun watch.

They were cheering him on as a joke. This is well known. They always do that at WNF. Why do you think he doesn't go anymore? Nice bait, though.

Because LTG stands for low test god.

Floe is a cool dude. He fakes being an idiot but its not to get people to think hes an idiot. It's a joke. He does a lot of very tongue in cheek humor.

>thinks it's unhygenic to piss in a toilet so he uses a piss bottle
>posts gore on his facebook
He legit has mental problems.

He stream is pure AIDS with everyone that donates sucking his cock to the extreme

>He stream is pure AIDS
I'd like to see a chart on how you rank things in the streaming world.

TIER

> low tier god fighting anyone
even viscant made a bitch out of him and all he could do was mean mug him

>posts gore on his facebook

Huh?

If I play footsies with him, will I die?

GOD

...

why are you all so obsessed with this autistic fuck?

found the boogie fanboy

why don't you go and post something encouraging on his latest "IM GONNA LOSE WEIGHT FOR SURE GUYS" video

KEK BEEN'

ROBOTNIK-LOOKIN

Food is sustenance not for pleasure

As long as it's not 50/50 wakeups, he won't ragequit on you. You don't deserve his points if you play a scrub character.

How old is Boogie?

He's due a heart attack any time now regardless.

He plays Urien. 50/50 Gimmicks in Aegis: The Character. What?

youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k

Mentally 15

he's already had one. and he's 42

He's due another one then

Wait, what? Please tell me he didn't buy this.

This will never get old.

i'm not sure, but he spends 100's on Pokemon so i wouldn't be surprised