Ever wonder about who the Koopaling's mom is?

Ever wonder about who the Koopaling's mom is?

They were created by magic.

no, i cant honestly say that it is a question i have spend any considerable time on.

whos? bowsers? magikoopas? does that make him a god?

Bowser.It mentioned in the original super Mario bros manual that bowser turned toads into blocks. So bowser has some sort of magic power.

>bowser can create life
>mario only knows how to destroy

bowser jr knows peah isnt his mama

most more slut peach

Peach would literally die giving birth to one

They aren't Bowser's kids anymore.

She could get a c section.

its miyamoto

Eggs aren't that hard to squat out. Well, they are, but they aren't that brutal.

>Peach would literally die giving birth to one

What makes you think she'd give live birth to them? They're, like, dragons or something.

My only concern is: if peach was impregnated by bowser would she lay ONE EGG at a time and need to be knocked up several times or would she lay an entire clutch of eggs and only need to be knocked up once?

>Well, they are, but they aren't that brutal.

Do you think passing an egg would be easier than passing a baby?

Actually, yes. An egg isn't 'live' and it isn't connected to an umbilical cord attached to the mother's innards.

>haha

buckle up lads, we're entering fetish territory

>Bowser got cucked
What did Nintendo mean by this?

Then let's dive in

It's Shigeru, right? Well Bowser Jr anyway. The Koopalings aren't Bowsers kids anymore, they're top generals.

No.

haha

Just post more Peach, god

>Literal children are top generals
No wonder the Koopa Kingdom can be singlehandedly be taken down by a fat plumber.

Here's mine (╭ರ_•́)

________haha________

Mario is the bad guy.

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>Implying Bowser doesn't have a secret Koopa wife whom he tries to impress and please by conquering lands for her so they can vacation there, but she just likes him for the shy koopa king she knew as a child, and doesn't think he needs to try so hard to win her love

I see at least 3 fetishes here, you'll have to be more specific.

I like to think that the king of the mushroom kingdom had her killed and resents the kingdom for his actions.

Where is this king anyway

It's not like laying eggs is some mythical sci-fi concept, user. You can look at any egg-laying species to get an idea.

>But tl;dr no. They're relatively soft and malleable on the way out and harden not long after.

N...not really

Bowser is clearly embarrassed about his divorce and doesn't want to bring up his ex-wife.

Are they necessarily even related to eachother or to Bowser?

You should be asking about Bowser Jr