Swing around in computer chair

>swing around in computer chair
>accidentally elbow computer
>VVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sounds like a severe case of shit layout.

Learn cable management

>spill water on keyboard

Literally never happens.

happened three times to me + milk one time
still going strong

Literally does if you're a shithead with poor cable placement like I used to be

>not having ssds for storage in 2016

Literally just happened

>spill food, sauces, alcohol and cig ashes on keyboard

I must have brain damage because i cant stop spilling shit around

>computer case has rubber feet on the 4 corners
>one of the feet is missing
>tap it slightly
>wobbles like there's an earthquake

>laptop screen is dirty as fuck
>wash it
>some of liquid gets below the screen

THEY'RE IN THE FRACKING SHIP

lol

>spit tea on monitor
On the bright side, that forced me to switch from 5:4.

If you're clumsy, you should consider NOT eating in front of your PC.
Or work on yourself.

How crusty and disgusting is your keyboard?

put something underneath you doofus, that's what I did (placed 2 cd's I don't care about)

my clumsyness is only second to my laziness, i do almost everything i can at my desk

its not really dirty on the outside, but if i shake it a lot of shit comes out, cookies crumbs food etc etc

to 1:1 I hope it's superior for gaming

>if you're a shithead with poor cable placement
See, that's where I say "never", because I am neither.

I feel you, same goes to me.
Try to pay attention to what you are doing (constantly).
Like, you might be doing something automatically, but try thinking about it when you're doing it.
I know what I'm talking about, trust me, friend.
Also Merry Christmas and upcoming New Year :)

thanks friend, same 2 U :3c

Buy new rubber feet on eBay or amazon for like $1 you lazy slob.

Don't use as much liquid, dipshit.

>An ant on the screen.
>Killed it.
>It was inside the screen.
>Now is there forever.

>swing around in computer chair
>end up slamming shin into side of desk

>sleepwalk
>wake up in the morning
>computer is on its side
>mouse and keyboard are on the bed
>monitor is laying face down on the desk
I'm really getting tired of this shit it happens every few weeks

Do you put your case on the desk or under, Sup Forums?

on

Well, it can be if it's 1920x1920 or something. Just have to split it.

Fun fact, water doesnt inherently damage electronics. Only when they are powered, so if you unplug your keyboard immediately after spilling stuff all over it, it will be fine! Saved mine a few times

>it was soda

>spilled water into laptop once
>had a built in sensor that turned it off
>immediately flipped it over onto a towel
>was fine in 24 hours

I've destroyed two laptops by spilling water on them. Part of the reason I got a desktop was because it's harder to spill water on it.

>get out of bed and do batman motion with blanket
>shatter glass into my monitor

Aside from an on again off again dead pixel and a small bump on it which I'm guessing is a shard of glass, it works fine still.

If something doesn't happen to you it doesn't mean it never happens

>get out of bed and do batman motion with blanket
fucking explain

>shoot a big load on keyboard

Basically imagine when batman opens his cape all dramatic like from a crouched position. Flung the cover over me and into the ceiling, shattering lightbulbs and the cover for them.

why the fuck did you do that

>putting your computer on your desk outside of cleaning/troubleshooting

I didn't mean to shatter them if that's what you mean.

>cum gets on the front of the chair and drips onto the chair wheel
>don't notice
>fucking white stains on your black chair
>don't live alone

No I don't mean that, I mean why did you throw your blanket like fucking batman?

Are you retarded? Put a towel on your chair.

>mainly use a laptop
>sometimes have to use a desktop computer
>when I'm done, forget I'm not using a laptop and reach up to pull the monitor down
>just barely stop myself each time

>implying it matters

I don't have an actual reasoning for that. It was years ago anyhow.

>fan in my computer case makes huge noise on starting up
>giving it a slap on the top stops it reliably
>been doing this for two years with no ill effect
It's kind of endearing, to be honest.

>buy a 1 dollar item online instead of going out and buying it in half an hour
>calling others lazy

>playing pokemon sun
>drop 3ds on keyboard
>VRRRRRRRR
>computer screen goes dark

>slap it
>VRRRR stops


science.

>3DS can't be VRRRRRRRRing because it has no moving parts
>Computer going VRRRRRRRRR or going dark because you pressed a few random keyboard keys

>get up from computer with headphones still on head
>rips my computer in half

Are you retarded?

>Fap
>Cum under the table
>Hear VVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR from under the table.
>I dont remember my cat doing this sound ever before, she only hissed at penis.

Are you?

I spill my unborn children on the keyboard constantly and it's still fine.

It probably didn't have a sensor, it just shorted in a way that didn't damage it but turned it off

Look man I dont know what happened either or why my computer freaked the fuck out but it did.

This sign on her cap looks like floppy tits and scar after caesarian section.
A grim reminder of what woman really are and why 2D is superior in every aspect..

>spill water on keyboard
>go get another one for $15

>Screen flickers
>Try accessing catalyst control centre
>Screen fills with artefacts and a repeating sound plays in the background
>Had to reset the computer

T-thanks amd.

Yes it does

>Eat and drink all the time by computer
>Never spilled anything
How does it feel to have shit spacial awareness.

Where the fuck do you live that water costs $15?

>finish fapping
>stumbling to bathroom to clean up in the darkness
>knock TV over and it falls on foot

>headphone wire gets caught on the wheels of your chair

>slap it
>VRRRR intensifies

>having a TV

Nigga, I applause the balls but dont fap when you raiding a house, you want to get caught by your DNA.

>attempt to get up
>don't realize my headphones are still on

>Headphone jack doesn't fit properly into either headphone jacks.
>Have to balance it perfectly in speaker's headphone jack

I've never seen that happen is your computer floating in the air

>swing in computer chair to get out
>hit knee on desk

This is what I get for using the same desk I played Red Alert 1 on. It was the "perfect desk" for the compaq/fax machine setup

>spill beer all over
>have to wipe for weeks

>swing around in computer chair after fapping to 2d waifu
>accidentally elbow mom

>She was clicking "next picture" for you.

>"hurry up user, i have to get to work"

>Then give me a hand or even better a head

Why does catalyst always crash the entire thing, I don't fucking get it

>have to scratch cum off mouse again

I hate wireless in general but having a wire attached to my head is way too annoying

I don't think I can go back to using wired headphones, like keeping them on even when I get up too

mine last a good 20 hours and I can quickswap batteries too -- no noticeable sound delay either (not touching bluetooth because of that)

i want pics

>a very small amount of water lands on laptop and goes into the casing through the fans
>gets stuck in a post-POST boot loop
>still within warranty
>mail it in for repair
>just get it back without any comments about water damage

Lucky me.

>buy a new chair
>accidentally spill some cum on it on the first day

Is it cumfortable?

>power up compooter
>thwwwuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUWWWRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM

And that's when I decided I'll never get a bay reservoir with a DDC-1 ever again

>sitting at desk
>tilt head too far back
>hair gets caught in CPU fan
>VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Audibly expelled carbon dioxide from my nostrils.

>you've been doing this for two years
>it's become routine
>one morning wake up, turn on PC
>fan doesn't make that noise
>WHY

>pick nose
>rub snot under desk and chair
>repeat for years

>Do this
>Pull on them so hard the little gold inserty bit gets broken in half
>Have to use shitty earbuds for a month or two until I can convince my mom to buy me new headphones

>volume rocker/control is low as fuck on my headphone wire
>I can't clip it to my shirt because the piece of shit clip broke
>take off headphones place them on desk and get up to get something to drink
>step with my full force on the volume rocker since it's on the floor

I'm surprised it still works.

>have a chair practically soaked in cum and snot

Its a cumsnortable chair.

>old PC that kept running 24/7 since 2003, mostly as a server by the end

>case fans get noisy as fuck
>unplug them and check if it cause issues
>all good

>PSU fan gets noisy
>keep it working for years by hitting it now and then until the noise stop
>finally dies after a few years
>overheats and shutdowns, took hours to stop being hot as fuck
>put tube on it connected to another fan as a quickfix making the PC looks ridiculous
>somehow all good and working fine

>one of the two CPU fan outright dies out of nowhere
>doesn't shutdown
>by the time realize something's wrong (it was still displaying an image, but frozen), smoke starts coming out
>dead
RIP 2003-2015, at least the house didn't burn down

>try playing Just cause 3
>pc starts making jet engine sounds and takes off

I actually got in such a bad habit of this my old chair was booger central on the underside of it. I now have toilet paper in my room at all times. I'm sure my parents think I'm vigorously beating it even though I told them my nose picking problem.

>slide your chair from under the desk
>both armrests are covered with crusty yellow flakes