Barbie: Video Game Hero

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>Hello Barbie! As a gamer who was better than all the rest, there is a new game we'd like you to beta test!
What do you think Sup Forums-chan?

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barbie's a fucking casual

>anime world has a low framerate

>barbie's a fucking casual

>tfw you survived the 90s/early-2000s where barbie merchandising was shoved down your throat regardless of what gender

why didn't they use the Dream House design, she looks awful in this.

I think it's nice that she looks more realistic now and she is still cute

>Slut buys multiple monitors that she thinks will give her street cred in the Twitch community, as she continues to receive donations from rich saudis for showering her clevage while playing LoL

>we'd like you to beta test!
>What do you think Sup Forums-chan?
Best beta demographic all right

this show was so well done it's hard to believe

every time I see clips like this I notice more and more subtle things in the animation. they really didn't skip[ out on anything

Raquelle a best

jokes on you new Barbie has no clevage!

omg is he ok?

Tch, that's nothing *sheaths katana*

Goddamn, level one is unoptimized as fuck. I get like 15 FPS, even on my high-end rig.

I'll let her beta test me alright

>The Game
So, it's a sequel?

What's with the fetal alcohol syndrome face?

that's just how white girls w/o make up look

>that framerate

>The New Game

Ahead of their time.

>raises hand at :06
>hand is back on the pad at :07
>hand is raised at :08
lazy hacks

It's not like Barbie ever had revolutionary animation.

What are the best barbie games?

sfm when

Life in the dreamhouse set a new standard

>this ends in yuri
>fight myself to not like it

why does she look weird in that top pic, kind of looks a bit frozen-ish but also a bit more wider features like shes from that moana movie.

Barbie pregnant foot surgery

>movie is in some cheap CG
>the solution to showing she's in a game is to just use even cheaper CG and have a low framerate
>when it goes to 2D it uses somehow even cheaper flash animation

it's almost impressive how bad that shit looks from an aesthetic standpoint

...

>Now barbie will have to pay to win to save the world
I thought I heard this at first and if it was that I would buy physical copy of this movie and frame it.

mate I don't expect something straight outta pixar but there's no excuse for making yourself look intentionally cheap and shit

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What's white people's obsession with blondes?

japs also like blondes don't they?

No.
Also, who cares? Doesn't help answer my question.

They like blonde, big tittied, preferably american flag bikini-wearing girls.

Coincidentally, so do I.

Star Light Adventure is the best design.

who the fuck doesnt?
i guess this homo doesnt but he must be an exception

No, the thing is, the Japanese recognize a trend. That (white)Americans are obsessed with blondes. They see this trend, because most of the American culture they're exposed to comes through entertainment media. And American media is(or was rather) fixated on blondes.

Blondes, blondes blondes. That's all the Japanese see coming from America, so it became an archetype.

I just don't get the obsessive fixation on a particular hair color. And why blondes are always the ones on the pedestal among whites.

I dunno man. There's always somebody.

Who's this semen demon?

Google it, dumbass.

who doesn't like blonde? Certainly not blacks nor asians

Then why did they change the main character of Summer Lessons to a girl with dark hair and small tits

I don't get what you mean. No one "dislikes" blondes. But only whites seem to be *obsessed* with them.

But I'm lazy.

Why did they even bother lowering the framerate in the racing game? I think it's because they can get kids used to bad quality early on so they accept it when they buy their own consoles.

>hot chick being cringe
So rare. thanks for sharing

nice video games you have here

Barbie I think it's time to upgrade your toaster, your framerate is fucking awful.

Which one did you guys get for Christmas?

Reminded me of Dobson playing skyrim with low specs at 10 FPS

>Why did they even bother lowering the framerate in the racing game?

It's DriveClub.

you seem to be the obsessed one, to bring this up out of the blue, i get it, you get (You)s and keep posting your smut

Thank god that Frozen is now the big thing about lil girls toys

raped and killed by refugees Barbie