At what age do dragons start blowing fire?

At what age do dragons start blowing fire?

Never if it's an ice dragon.

At what age did you start blowing people?

That's an Earth type dragon OP, they never breathe fire.

Depends what lore you accept. Some say it's about the same time as they fly from the nest. Others cite firebreathing as an entry to adolescence. Shit, a lot of stories dont have dragons breathing fire at all.

Just make your own shit up and get back to /tg/, I guess.

Do they breathe Earth?

It all started when I was seven years old. I attended a school like any other seven year old boy, this school was called Morningwood Elementary School. Anyway, on my first day there, I encountered the man who would ruin my life. His name was Pat. Just Pat, he didn't have a surname. Pat was the meanest kid in school, and he had a real grudge for me. When I was in the toilets he would pound me to a pulp and flush my head down the toilet. Sometimes I thought I might actually drown.

He also lived on my street, and one day he saw my mom outside getting the mail from the mailbox. At the time, he was pounding me behind some bushes and he said 'Shit Timmy is that ur mom?!' and I said no. But then she saw me emerge from the bushes and called me over. Pat knew. He came over and started hitting on her and my mom, instead of berating him as a little perv, was giggling like a school girl. I couldn't believe it. I cried and begged my mom, told her he was a bully and i hated him. My mom told me that was a horrible thing to say, and invited Pat in.

I was so upset, the tear stung like nettles. She asked if he would like a drink, and he smirked and said he had something she could drink. My own mother giggled again, biting her finger and letting her dressing gown slip seductively off of one of her shoulders. She pulled his pants down, took of his DC comics underwear.No word of a lie, the willy that fell out was at least 12 inches. She looked shocked and a little scared and said 'My oh my, you're a big boy' and he grabbed her by the chin, spat in her mouth, and, smirking the whole while whispered into her ear, 'For you'. He then looked over his shoulder at me, because he knew the Dark Knight was my favourite movie. My mom started sucking his donkey kong cock and Pat beckoned me over. I threw my hands across my face in fear and protest, but he grabbed me by the throat and brought me to my knees beside my slurping cocksucker mother. I cried as the cock turned toward me.

12

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No, due to their magic, they are attuned to the very planet itself, making them very durable, resistant to heat and dry environments, also their hides are stronger than other dragons'.

They might also start to hoard gold and other valueable trinkets in their lair when they're adults, but that might just be a hearsay, if you believe in that sort of thing.

wat

They spit acid.

No, then they would choke.

It's a weird /gif/ meme, I think.

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9 months.

The age you feed it my mixtape.

>for you
okay you got me

>Armadillo Lizard

Fucking gay

Get a Uromastyx

fpbp

Acid, tar, or lava would be acceptable for an earth dragon.

If Earth type dragons spit acid then what do Acid type dragons spit?

The BIG acid

The same age they start sucking dicks

>Acid type dragons

wat

It takes time but keep believing, it will happen.

>dragon thread
>nobody posts dragons

Sleep tight lizardbro

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imagine sliding down that throat haha I bet it's wet

tpbp

you have to feed them diamonds and gem stones

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I loved and hated this show.

when will my dragon turn into a loli

they have to be 3000 years old

Earth dragons breathe tar. Fire dragons breathe Magma/Fire. Water dragons breathe Icicles. Air dragons breathe air.

So that's how it works.

When it fits.

>I'm an earth dragon

>Water dragons breathe Icicles
Wrong.
Ice dragons breathe icicles.
Water dragons breathe cocks.

it'd probably feel really nice having those slimy, fleshy walls squeezing you from all sides haha

top kek

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So Earth Dragons are just chain-smokers?

this is the v i love
why does there have to be so much cancer surrounding the healthy tissue?

This thread is going way too well

Hell no. They spit Boiling Tar-like substance

They eat a constant diet of rocks and minerals, then when mixed with water and the extreme pressure and temperature in the stomach ( They sunbathe all day ), it gets created.

They vomit it out as an attack.

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Fucking retards Earth Dragons breathe a miasma that causes illnesses, blackens stones, and rots wood.

>mfw I too breathe air.

>Mythical creatures like dragons aren't real

Speaking of which any good games/books with intelligent dragons?

read shadow run lore

nigga if there's any dragon that's gonna do that it wold either be undead or some kind of variant on "corrupted" or "black" or "evil".

Only game that did dragons right

Really wish their was more media books/movies/games that had dragons be powerful and intelligent

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He's basically what I imagine zodd from berserk to sound like.

>Air dragons breathe air
sensible_chuckle.gif

Does anyone want these dragonlings? Just so you all know, they all have a case of retarded.

>Tfw I am an air dragon

>cum inflation
>not size play where she straddles the giant dragon cock like a horse
what a waste desu fammo, post better dragon porn or just leave please

my degeneracy started with this pic in like 2009
Absolutely no regrets

At what age did you realize you were sexually attracted to dragons?

Dragon girls are always the best. Fire Emblem proves this.

>girls

>girl

She has a vagina and no penis as a magical girl, so she's a girl. Just because she becomes a little boy when she's not a magical girl doesn't mean she's a girl when she is a magical girl.

Dragon Age: Origins

>doesn't mean she's a girl when she is a magical girl.
Doesn't mean she's not a girl when she is a magical girl, I mean.

A human with a reptile tail isn't a dragon, that's just cosplay.

What's his name?

La Pucelle, or The Virgin in French.

>only game that did dragons right
>dragons have wings on their back
nah

Earth

I was gonna get this, actually. Got a leatherback bearded instead since this certain breed is endangered and no longer sold much, and the next closest thing looked nothing like it, but this guy is pretty cool still

also a super fucking sick lizard

why are her eyes so fucking spread apart

Feral > everything else

Fuck off. I knew some autist would start spamming this out of the /trash/ scaly thread.

Thanks user

>What is Monster hunter.

>porn of best dragon

S-source

>tfw it's cancelled
I just want to see Vinnie Jones sing.

Why hasn't anyone made a game where you fuck up a medieval world as a dragon? I mean a legit fun game where you can tear shit up Red Faction style and eat people and shit like Jaws.

Lair.

Twitchyanimation

It's honestly not that great. You'll see why

>Dragon
>actually a baby Shah Dalamadur
About 1000 years and it will start casting meteorites from space.

Why not just get the model and make porn of him yourself on Blender?

>losing to fucking shaggy

I shiggy diggy.

Doesn't count, that was basically a failed Rogue Squadron with Dragon skins.

is this shit even worth watching?

I loved the design but fucking hated the fight, it's honestly one of the most boring fights in the series

It's moeblob shit so no.

Only your penis can tell you that, user.

>that entire end segment when you finally meet up with Grigori again
>when you find the bad ending and realize who Grigori was and his role in the events
beautiful

Drakkengurd
Eye of the Dragon.

It's a light novel adaptation, but on a whole it does a lot of things well, but makes some really bad decisions on how things are presented that really detracts from it.

The source material past the anime is great stuff though.

>thought Lair would be a dragon simulator
>ends up being just human political war bullshit with dragonriders, and dragons are just stupid mounts that the riders barely even care about

yeah, but the music was good, I enjoyed gogmazios more tho, I can still feel the pain that bombs over gogmazios leave on me.

at least it wasn't lao shan lung.2.0