Start new game

>Start new game
>Get an achievement

>only 80% have it

AHHHH the french

>buy old Xbox 360 game
>ancient buried multiplayer
>half the achievements are multiplayer
>"come top in the world leaderboards"

Achievement unlocked: Just Do Anything

Action, Orson.

>what is Ghost Recon for 500

lel

>Check the game's achievements
>"Use a taunt from X DLC!"
Fucking DOOM

>Kill a french soldier
>Achievement unlocked: MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>tutorial thanks you for buying the game
>you pirated it

>achievement: kickstarter backer

Oh what luck, there's a french fry stuck in my beard.

They actually use those achievements to track things to track how many people actually started the game after buying it, then give achievements throughout to see where people stopped playing them.
If hardly anyone has that trophy compared to sales, then that means people are just buying it to have it on their shelf (or steam catalogue).
If a lot more people have started the game and got that trophy than people have purchased copies, that means it's either renting/being loaned out well, or that used copies are doing well and it's effecting their sales.

Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

Oh, yes! They're even better when you're dead!

I see the evil in your eyes

>secret in game
>get an achievement for getting it/to it
>more people got that achievement than the one for beating the game

>drink champagne
>start celebrating french excellence

>caring about achievements
>falling for the achievement meme

this guy gets it