Any video games that are as manly as using a straight razor?

Any video games that are as manly as using a straight razor?

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I guess any game with bullshit RNG.

minecraft is just about the manliest game you can play

>Posts straight razor from FNV
>Asks for a game.

Straight razors are for fedora wearing edge fags

If I thought I could learn to use a straight razor without slicing my own throat, I would.

What benefit does using a straight razor give, exactly?

how the fuck is using a straight razor manly? Choosing the expensive, inefficient and time consuming option for the percieved status doesn't make you manly it makes you a dipshit stooge.

Undertale is the greatest, manliest, sexiest, and funniest game to have ever been created by mankind. A true 10/10 of you ask me. You should really play it.

>tfw when your barber uses a razor

im glad my barber is a turk

a friends got one as a gift and he said it's quite good for close shaving and precision
but takes a bit more time

no one Sup Forums shaves tho

have you seen eastern promises?

What games allow me to always go against the grain?

The funny part is that they work better.

Keep screaming meme and fedora when the obvious answer is obvious.

brandon?

In Stardew Valley you can cut down trees, which entails chopping against the grain.

I prefer a safety razor. Same benefits, much easier and quicker to use. Shaving with a safety razor takes 15 minutes, including preshave and post shave. Using my straight takes 45 minutes. I do it when I have the time since I enjoy the experience, but the result isn't any better than pic related.

they work better by a factor of micrometers, the amount of time you save by having a closer cut and shaving less throughout your whole life is a fraction of the amount of time you spend learning to use it, and it'll still never be as fast as a safety razor shave.

Why? Does the exact same shit a normal razor does in triple the time.

>Using my straight takes 45 minutes. I do it when I have the time since I enjoy the experience
I refuse to believe this

Does the exact same shit a normal razor does in triple the time and also 3x better.

Compare your shit cartridge razor with a straight razor shave.

Of course, works almost as well and is cheaper and quicker.

Believe what you want, friend. Put on some music, take a nice shower, get a glass of gin, pick my shaving cream (usually geo f trumpers east indies lime or taylor of old bond st eaton college), brush it on, take my time and enjoy myself.

Queer faggot detected. This is how men have been shaving for millenia. A good razor will last you a lifetime and will last your son and grandson a lifetime. Not like a queer like you will ever procreate though. If you ever tried one, you would know that its sharpness is unmatched to this day and the cleanest shaving bar none can be done in less than 5 minutes. Go shove an electro razor up your ass, you subhuman, dickless cuck.

>Straight Razor

Are you also into:

>Mechanical Keyboards
>Entry level audiophile setups
>Clark's Desert Boots
>Fountain Pens
>Peacoats
>Watches
>Vaping

Its an amazingly close shave. It is just literally the best shave you can get if you find a skilled barber. Not kidding, I get my beard trimmed and touched up every month by a guy who can use one. Nothinf compares. I use a safety razor myself, which blows those shitty gilettes out of the water, but holy fuck do I wish I coukd work thr magic of a straight razor.

ayo what the fuck

did mook remove the (you)s??????

fancy

Just use a safety razor

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Not that rare user. Actually any place that's not chain usually does it.

I bet you buy SCHICK QUATTRO $25/each blades

>he doesn't want to be sophisticated gentleman

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Watches are pointless in modern society but there is nothing wrong with the rest of that.

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>Entry level audiophile setups

Disgusting. What's the point in being audiophile if your cables are not balanced on fine porcellain holders above the ground and surrounded by tibetian monk mouthmade silk so the bytes are cought if they fly out of the curve so they don't crash and block the following ones?

Chink moot removed them yesterday, but it shouldn't affect you if you are using Sup Forums X. If, by some retarded as fuck reason, you aren't using Sup Forums X, get it.

That was one of the main reasons I started shaving with a safety razor, couldn't handle the $8 cartridges anymore. I buy the personna red packs, $0.10 a blade, use it once and toss it.

That and I used to get horrible razor burn on my neck from multi blade cartridges, don't get them any more with a safety razor.

being a sophisticated gentlemen is for girls

Those are mostly the interests of redditors who make slightly above average incomes and want to flaunt it but can't afford normal rich people shit so they have to spend a sizable amount of money on consumer electronics.

>he lost and blamed rng

Say what you will, but a good wool pea coat from an army navy surplus store is warm as fuck in the winter.

I would like to test this theory, someone give me a an (you)

Yeah and peacoats are actually stylish and look good (if you're not a fatty)

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lol thought exactly this when I read that post

user is in for a shock his next shave

Someone said to me these razors are shit. Not for being difficult to use, but because they create micro scaring and ages you like shit. Modern razors are calibrated to shave at the right distance to reduce microscaring and effectively shave.

whats the point of shaving anything but your ass

So are feminine penises. Face it guys, if you've got a pretty little cock, you may as well start transitioning now.

Micro scaring? The reason that your face feels smooth is that you are not only cutting hair, the pre shave and shave exfoliate the skin, removing the dead skin cells. Follow up with witch hazel/alum block as an astringent, then an after shave lotion, and you are all set. They can be more difficult to get used to, since you don't put pressure on the blade (let the weight of the razor do the work), and you need to learn the angle or you can cut yourself, but I've never heard of micro scaring.

>shaving your ass
You mean your taint, right?

Depends on (you).
I myself simply cannot use any blade razor without getting skin irritations and little zits there afterwards, tried everything, even those multiblade space technology ones are too hard. I found my one with an electric razor, since then no more problems. Sometimes you just don't have the skin for it.

Also

>microscaring

A very quiet screamer?

I may be full of shit, or perhaps depends on the person and skill. My grandpa used razors his entire adult life, around 70 years of shaving, and he aged very well.
I am no expert, let me make it clear. Here's a man who lazily uses an electric shaver and doesn't know how to yield blades.
>quiet screamer
-a!

>shaving
>not just getting electrolysis

>wanting butt stubble

i dunno, this cringelord at work showed me preamp and headphones he plugs into his headphones which he brings into work everyday
"here user, listen to this. It literally hurts my ears to listen to anything less than this quality"
he plays this song for me to listen to:
youtube.com/watch?v=mdm3T67IXdA
i had a hearty kek

propose a blind test and watch him run.

>"audiophile"
>Listening to YouTube
>Doesn't have everything in WAVs that would get a 10 on wcd

Disgusting.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

>wcd

i mean im sure had a 50gb flac of that song or something
but the song is a dead meme

What's the best razor for someone with afro-textured hair?

I'm tired of getting razor bumps.

>mfw I got fades on deployment with a straight razor
I miss those slaves it was amazing getting a 45 minute haircut for $4

The Ship. I guess.

>He doesn't have fancy watch

Do you know how I know I'm richer than all of you combined?

Default (you)s are gone. Surprised anyone noticed, I thought everyone used a plugin.

>45 minutes

motherfucker I have things to do

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>45 minutes

You sound like a pussy or a liar, which is it?

It takes me 25 minutes at most to use a straight doing 3 passes: with the grain, across the grain, and against the grain. That includes rinse and refreshing of lather between passes, stropping, and cleaning the blade with alcohol, air-drying, and putting the thing back in its aluminum case.

Cartridgefags need not apply, this thread is for men who shave with a tool, not a disposable plastic toy that leaves you with a 5'oclock shadow instead of refined silken smooth face.

spoken like a man who never had a straight razor shave

>talking shit about watches

>Men
>Silky smooth skin
????????

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>can't afford a watch

fucking kek

It's my "me" time, I take my time, enjoy a couple drinks, listen to music, and just take in the experience. We all do things differently user.

>losing with a vulcan laser

Harvey's moon

Pea coats are a standard winter coat, pretty much everyone owns one. It's the normie coat

>45 minutes
>To shave your face
I'm fucking livid, lads.
Wtf is wrong with you all?

fitbits are pretty in

Vulcan is a garbage tier weapon

Halberd beam is where its at

>i drink penis cooladas, listen to top 40's pop, and take nearly an hour to get a simple shave

Are the cuts on your o-ring from shaving causing you to be this assmad? Looks like I touched a nerve.

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Found the dork that works indoors. Digging around for your cell phone is a colossal pain in the ass if its raining or cold outside.

>m'lady

>he hasn't developed an accurate sense of time yet

have you ever cut somebody with a razor? this is a great self defense weapon.