Turn off computer

>turn off computer
>go to sleep
>computer is on when I wake up

You've got a virus mate.

It's a common tactic for viruses to automatically wait until a computer is turned off, or hasn't been touched for some time (so it assumes you are away/asleep) and then tries to run its payload.

See, you'd notice if it tried to install a bunch of shit while you were using it.

Might be a bitcoin miner, but it could just be a keylogger or something.

Run Malwarebytes and call me in the morning.

Or the dudes mouse driver is set to wake up on activity. Or he has Windows set to automatically update.

Neither turn your computer back on.

>unplug pc
>go to sleep
>wake up
>"windows 10 is updating"

>Or he has Windows set to automatically update.
This happens a lot to me.

>Neither turn your computer back on.
Sure they will. From sleep at least. It's a different story if you actually powered it off. If it turns on from that then you got ghosts.

>mfw it says that on a linux rig

Had this problem at school, turned out the network would send out wakeup packets in the morning and I just had disable wake on magic packet.

>16 gb of ram
>after a hour 60-805 is in use with no programs shown using that much
>looked everyone to find what was using it
>nothing, not even the super detailed task manager program has anything

Wtf I hate pc's now

>go to bed at night
>turn off monitor but leave PC on
>wake up next morning
>computer has restarted itself
>it does this every night

60-80% woops

>Turn off computer
>go to sleep
>computer is on when I wake up

>Turn off comptuer
>Unplug ethernet cable
>Computer is still off when I wake up

WHO IS IT TALKING TO

>have video on in the background while i go to sleep
>50% of the time computer is on when i wake up
>50% of the time computer is off when i wake up

>Turn on computer
>Keyboard doesn't work
>Have to unplug then plug to make it work
Help Sup Forumsros

>run new, graphically intensive game
>rig is fine
>open up a few tabs of SFM webm porn
>rig is in critical meltdown mode

why do webms make my computer want to kill itself.

also
>try to go on /gif/ to jerk off
>the embedded webms won't play properly so I have to open them in a new tab
why is life so hard

Try watching 2 gifs at the same time in amd700's era. Fucken magnets..

>browsing Sup Forums at night
>out of nowhere a bunch of windows with a screamer of that one photoshopped pic of a white face with a big smile and beady eyes pop up

I guess it was a virus or something? I didn't click a link or anything that led to it. I ran an antivirus after it happened and nothing like that ever happened again.

but who was phone?

>turn off computer
>see it turning off
>lay in bed
>few seconds later
>it turns on again
what the fuck

>start up a game
>*CLICK....CLICK*
>turn off game
>*CLICK.....CLICK*

Name one game that does this.

whur whur...VROOT

>exit game
>it's still running in the background

Use Waterfox. It's 64-bit.

>laptop is in sleep mode
>occasionally hear it turn on
>assume it's just a defragger
>some months later it's melted down and chugs at 5 pixels a second

p-pls

>using a browser coded by a swedish furry

>le me using le computer
>le computer does bad thing!!!
>sadface.jpg
Enough of these shitty threads you fucking kiddie redditors, god damn.

>From sleep at least.
Turning off your computer =/= sleep, user

>le le le
the only redditor here is you my friend. >>>/plebbit/

>turn on computer
>it doesnt really turn on, I have to press restart then it works

I guess irony is a concept too advanced for your peanut-sized brain. It's ok kid, you'll learn in a few years.

Ah, youth. I remember when I was 13...

>turn off computer
>go to sleep
>hear my keyboard typing itself

>turn off computer
>go to sleep
>wake up covered in semen
>it's not mine

>open waterfox
>watch two youtube videos
>bluescreen
no thanks

>turn myself off
>computer goes into sleep mode
>I'm turned on when the computer wakes up

>browsing deep web late at night
>hear a russian guy walking outside my window

You have ghosts user, spend the money on a priest and cleanse your house.

>oh hey dude yeah I borrowed your computer hope thats okay
sweatingman.dll

>good luck guessing my password you retarded thief

It has happened to me.

>put laptop into sleep mode
>showing professor what I'm working on
>forgot to change ecchi wallpaper
>soon as I open it. it crashes
>changer it after it boots back up while professor is occupied with an email
it was a close one

>turn off computer
>go to sleep
>wake up covered in spiders
>they aren't mine
This is getting annoying

>leave W10 on standby
>hear the HDD wake up
>an hour later go to my PC
>PC automatically restarted itself to install windows updates

>Not having your password the Fibonacci sequence up to 100

How do you know it isn't yours?

>not hiding your password behind a room full of elaborate button switch and light reflection-based puzzles
enjoy your "privacy"

The taste is different.

taste

>He thinks he's secure after that
>He doesn't hide behind 7 virtual machines

One day you'll get good.

>tfw to smart for password
have fun with your illusion of privacy and security nerds

>He still uses a computer
>He doesn't telepathically browse all of Sup Forums at once

>he doesn't know about people in the real world hire a virtual vurtual-machine hacker
>he doesn't know that the virtual machine hacker then hires another virtual vurtual machine hacker inside that virtual machine
>he doesn't know that we're inside a virtual machine right now
Someday you will learn