These three fuckers square off in a triple threat battle to the death

These three fuckers square off in a triple threat battle to the death.

Who comes out the winner?

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doomguy

Captain King

>gaylo 3s master queef
>nu-d44m

LITERALLY no match for the freeman brothers

Master Chief probs

Doom guy and anyone who says otherwise is a POOPOOHEAD

Master Chief has tech, size and equipment advantage and would win here.

He is not as much of a badass as the others because of this though. His achievements are less impressive since he has the better gear to carry him.

Doom Guy. It wouldn't even be close.

RIP N TEAR

DUKE ALWAYS WINS

I mean what are the limits here? Any? Can nu-doom turn into a demon? Can masterchef use the secret scarab gun? Does Gordon have g-man protecting him?

MC is like, fucking genetically engineered to win, as we know since Halo 4.

But this is bullshit, and your thread is shit too. fuck off.

doomguy because hes powered by supernatural means (in the new doom anyway and thats whats pictures) hes superhuman to a higher degree than MC and his suit is more advanced than freemans and MC's. hes far from being comic book levels of superhuman, but hes probably in the 10 ton range going by his 'feats' in game

dook doom waffle quakemans and guy from heretic 2 are all friends though

>>nu-d44m
nuDOOM's protagonist is the same Doomguy from the classic games.

all the old FPS guys are buddies and they meet up from time to time to fuck shit up together

Gordon Freeman has a great arsenal, but doesn't have the physical or aerobic capacity of the other two so he's at a severe disadvantage. He stomps both Master Chief and Doomguy easily if he has the Dark Energy Gravity Gun though.

Without the Dark Energy Gravity Gun, Chief probably wins. Would have the most powerful gun in the Spartan Laser and has his suit regenerates. He can also withstand the pressure of space so chances are he has the greatest durability by far.

Gordon has no actual powers. Just the HEV suit.

MC has the MJOLNIR armor and augmentations, but he moves slowly and can only carry two weapons. However, he is cool and doesn't afraid of anything.

Doomguy has the Praetor Armor and the thirst to do nothing but kill demons. He also moves fast, carries a lot of weapons, is cool and also doesn't afraid of anything.

So in head-to-head-to-head combat, it comes out looking like this

Doomguy > Master Chief >>>>>>>> Gordon

>Master Chief
All that tech would mean shit all against the Big Friendly Giant, and his size just means he has huge guts

BFG energy only hurts demons.

Did you actually play Half-Life 2? You realize Gordon wins easily with the mega physcannon?

You people keep forgetting that the Doomguy is literally immortal

Not even close

Gordon could incapacitate with dark energy gravity gun and eventually launch him into space or the sun or another dimension.

>into space or the sun or another dimension.
The Doomguy has came back from all of those. There's a literal angel that keeps bringing him back up and returning him to previous points in his life.

doomguy easily
gordon is the weakest and has the weakest inventory
masterchief might have slightly stronger power armor and he has energy shields but he has no fighting spirit and he also dies from one melee attack in the back
his armor also does nothing to protect him from a chainsaw

Then the super shotgun, I don't give a shit

Doom guy has never been launched into the sun.

>he has no fighting spirit
wut
>he also dies from one melee attack in the back
If gameplay is canon Chief is vastly stronger than Doom Guy.

Wait till i make a wad about it.
All wads are canon now so fuck you.

chief wins if he has covenant weaponry

>gordon is the weakest and has the weakest inventory
Did you even play Half Life 2? Refer to pic related.

>he also dies from one melee attack in the back
Multiplayer is not canon. Chief can withstand the vacuum of space.

Chief never fought demons though

I think they'd set aside their differences and team up to fight the nasties.

How? Two out of 3 of those don't know how to talk

>Wikipedia, the Doom wiki and many other sources keep calling the Doom 4 game a reboot
IT'S A SEQUEL IT'S NOT A REBOOT IT'S NOT A REBOOT IT'S NOT A REBOOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They'd be a bunch of awkward betas, that can't talk to girls, Gordon's a nerd, and Chief and Doomguy are sociopaths.
Beta uprising! They were us all along.

>mega physcannon
It's called a gravity gun.

The orange one is the Gravity Gun.

The blue one is referred to as the Mega Physcannon in the console. It also wipes the floor with Chief and Doomguy.

Chief's more of an autist than a sociopath.

Chief wins because his real super power is being lucky. Halsey and Cortina both noted it, especially after the first game. It's not that he's necessarily stronger or better than the other MkIII SPARTANs, he just hasn't gotten blindsided by anything yet.

>that can't talk to girls
Gordon >kinda< talks to a girl during the whole HL2. The Doom guy has canonically smashed that demonic pussy too.
Halo is a complete beta faggot tho, the only woman he has ever talked to is literally inside his head :^)

Also maybe that's why we always include Duke into these stupid contests, since he's the more normal guy out of everyone

Chief is literally Soldier 1 from The Accountant, with a suit of power armor

The orange one is called physcannon in console as well but it's still the gravity gun. Go back to gmod kid.

>Gordon was tongue tied and just followed every order she gave him like a bitchboy
>Doomguy can only sex non-humans
>Chief has a waifu

I'm pretty sure this is the beta uprising.

>It also wipes the floor with Chief and Doomguy.
Chief survived a fall from fucking space, and Doomguy is flat-out immune to fall damage.

Get the fuck outta here with your mega pisscannon.

The idea of having role models is for you to try and get into their level, not to sink them into your fagotty, beta-chan

Physcannon and Mega Physcannon are both acceptable. You're a complete idiot.

Gravity. Gun.

doomguy for sure

>Chief survived a fall from fucking space
When? Do elaborate on the circumstances. If regular covenant projectiles can down him then I'm pretty sure being smashed at extreme force constantly would.

The Mega Physcannon can also launch people into space, and Doomguy isn't capable of maneuvering in zero-g environment.

IMO, Doomguy wins.
He has millenia of battle experience, and has fought hell and back literally to the point demons fear him. So technically even if he dies, he could simply come back from hell

Captain King is second place, he kills aliens and isn't afraid of anything, he is also very fucking lucky, but if he dies is gameover unlike Doomguy

Gordon can't even get a new videogame in the last ten years, so no vidya

Don't you see? We've been the heroes all along, the time for the uprising is now.

Nah, Physcannon is acceptable. Again, you're an idiot.

He armor locked at the beginning of 3, fell from space, and then the game started and he got up and started killing grunts

Plot armor doesn't exist when you have 3 protagonists fighting.

Stupid question. Doomguy is infinitely faster, stronger, have better weaponry and can survive tougher attacks.

The Doom Slayer
youtube.com/watch?v=s5uq2VnEJRc

Halo 3, the begining of it, you idiot.

But im not that user you replied to, chief was out of it for quite some time after he crash landed

>google physcannon
>get gmod shit
>google gravity gun
>get half life stuff
hmm

The same grunts that can kill him?

Yeah I'm sure he'd have no trouble being ragdolled with ease.

>When? Do elaborate on the circumstances
Play some fucking videogames, nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=_K5278f3pXM

Doom guy is powered by myth and magic.

MC and Gordon are powered by robotics.

Gordon is an unknown entity since he may or may not have received buffs from Gman, and if he did we really don't know the extent of those powerups.

Again, he can be killed by the grunts he wakes up to, idiot.

Doomguy went into hell and killed so many demons, Satan himself had to return him back to life just to stop the destruction of his domain.

Chief is genetic chosen one and got super evolved thousands of years ahead of other humans.

What are you trying to say? Every main character in a game can be taken down by the weakest enemies. So your logic of saying "oh blah blah can be killed by blah blah" doesnt work

>Type give weapon_physcannon into the half life 2 console
>get gravity gun
>this is before gmod came out
Sorry, you're a complete moron.

see
Youre dumb

It's a sequel to Doom 3, which was a reboot of Doom. There wasn't a demonic invasion of Earth in this reality.

Based on shit they actually do in their respective games, doomguy>chief>freeman

Based on their respective canon, chief>doomguy>freeman

Yes, and he'd be killed far easier by the Dark Energy Gravity Gun. There's literally nothing Chief could do against it.

Ranger would kick all their asses.

>Gordon are powered by robotics.
Not really, HEV suit is not powered armor in the sense of helping the user wear it, is basically an advanced Hazmat suit with an optional long jump pack.

Can't move in space.

I'm pretty sure he's a different guy.

Classic Doomguy was a random marine who happened to be insanely badass. Doom Slayer is some kind of alien warrior demigod blessed by God.

Its a sequel to Doom 64, you dip.

The canon goes
Doom - Doom II - Doom 64 - DOOM

>Doomguy vs Gordon
>HE'S FAST
>BUT I'M FASTER youtube.com/watch?v=VtI5HM7GVGY

Now imagine that impact times 10 within 10 seconds.

Master Chief = dead.

if gordon has g-man backing him up, he wins, doomguy cant stop time

if gordon is alone, doomguy will kill him
both gordon and doomguy can kill chief

>Doom 64
>canon at all
Oh, consolefags.

He could just shoot gordon.
The grabity gun has piss poor range.

The demons claim that Doomguy was blessed by god because they are salty over getting rekt.

>>fucking where did he fall from space?

>right here

>>lol but grunts can still kill him

How does gordon kill chief?

It's implied he's a descendant of Templar knights.

>End of Doom 64
>Doomguy stays behind in hell to kill demons for eternity

>DOOM backstory
>Doomguy was found sealed away in a tomb in hell
>Demon audio logs tell about how they had to trap him there to stop him from killing everything

Really activates my almonds.

Exactly this, i doubt Gay man would ever let Gordon die unless he doesn't need him anymore. But if Gordon was alone i'd say he'd be the first to die. After all he is just a physicist that just happens to be pretty damn fit. He could probably kill Master Chieft if he has his HL1/2 arsenal.

Gordon Freeman! I Love this man!!!, Why? Couse he is a Freeman! Be free in our world it is very difficult!

New Doomguy is a member of the alien Night Sentinels who protected those weird elemental wraiths the Demons invaded.

He throws a gas can at him that causes him to fall off a ledge in a cinematic cutscene.

>New Doomguy is a member of the alien Night Sentinels
He's not.

The Sentinels manifested around him because they recognized he could destroy hell once and for all, like they tried but failed to do.

Basically, the Sentinels are Doomguy fanboys.

gordons hl2 arsenal is sufficient to kill chief (his combine weapons would likely work well enough on chiefs armor) and while chief is physically stronger gordon is effectively protected by supernatural aliens

its not a fair comparison really

Is Doomguy faster than Bunnyhopped up Gordon?

you sound very cute

Pre-Orange Box Gordon is faster than Doomguy is faster than post-Orange Box Gordon due to the physics changes.

He is.

>Demon logs speak of the last Night Sentinel going bananas and butchering the shit out of them and how they named him Doom Slayer.
>Statue of Doomguy between two Night Sentinel statues inside the scientist guys office.

Could he hit him?
What stops chief from just shooting him?
You can die in Half Life games.

DR1 Frank West

>Your entire world is devoured by hell
>In hell you find some crazy mad dude murdering every demon he finds
>Decide to help him murder every demon and make a statue of him.
If he didn't have a different origin from the night sentinels their armor would resemble his.