Bayonetta is 8 (EIGHT) years old

Bayonetta is 8 (EIGHT) years old.

Ninja Gaiden is 13 years old.

It played like an 8 year old game at the time of release.

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earth is 2000 years old

>8 years old with that body
Wow fucking pedos

and STILL not on PC. I don't understand SEGA or platinum.

>It played like an 8 year old game at the time of release.
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DID SOME ONE SAY EIGHT (8)?

It's the game that reignited my passion for modern video games.

I love Bayonetta.

This is a blatant attempt at triggering Sup Forums by posting the objectively worst version of Bayonetta. Bravo, faggot.

Cell processor is shit.

Bayonetta 2 is over 2 (TWO) years old

I just started playing my wii u bayo copy yesterday.

It's pretty good, I'm ashamed to have not picked it up sooner.

>8 years old
>suddenly want Bayo loli

WITCH CUNNY

I've been meaning to finish my most recently playthrough of Bayo 1 on Wii U.

Fantastic game. Truly Kamiya's Magnum Opus

sick bastard

Yeah, I wasn't pleased with my search results.

Steam fucking when?

top fucking kek

lol

The Wonderful 101 > RE2 > Bayo

>RE2 over Bayonetta
Sorry senpai.

It's not even the best Resident Evil game

I know, but it's the only one he directed.

I want to replay it so bad but i can't find an Xbox controller that's less than 30€ FUCK

You can borrow my one, here.

How can I play this nowadays? I only have a PS4, and PC. Would I have to buy an original Xbox or a PS3?

yea
ps3 version is shit

Xbone, 360, Wii U and PS3 are the only way to play it.
First 3 are fine.

Then why isn't she sexually attractive?