"You look too young to be raising a kid on your own."

>"You look too young to be raising a kid on your own."
>[I'M OLD ENOUGH.]
>"I'm old enough... to put a bullet in your head."

Is this a new dawn for "misleading dialogue" memes?

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>GLASS HIM

literally teleports behind you

That's Telltale for ya.

they should just kill clem off. She is just edgy and its cringey to watch

I still feel bad for doing that

I just wanted to give him a drink

literally git gud

Are people literally autistic to not understand that?

It's just cultural differences, bro

>[Tell him off]
>FUCK YOU DAVID, YOUR WIFE IS GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE YOU FOR ME

I only got far enough to see this part and it made me want to refund the game. Thanks guys, gonna do it now.

Even Pewdiepie was like what the fuck when he got to that part

Still buying it. I want to see how this all burns down.

Is that real?

It's like they took the jokes about fallout 4's dialogue wheel and made a game out of them

...

>tell him off
>call him a cuck

You know I like Eleanor, but I really want to cuck David out of his wife and son.

Yes I realize the irony with the literal definition of 'cuck'

You can just watch the "game" on youtube for free.

This one was bullshit.

this was actually CDPR mocking Bioware being called out for misleading dialogue trees in Mass Effect 2

Nothing will ever beat LA Noire when it comes to this.

>select doubt
>end up accusing guy of fucking young boys

..or maybe the game just blows.

Whens the next episode coming out?

Fuck I just want a full game, fucking niggers.

>whaaaa whaa she's going to leave your ass, she just told me
What the fuck were they thinking?

It's actually a reference to the play Doubt.
Truly a game for the master race

Never forget. Although, in this scenario the player actually selects "Lie".
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>watching pewdiepie

what are you, 12?

What cultural differences? English isn't even my first language but I knew perfectly well what he was about to do.

Theyre just messing with you. One assburgerfag didnt understand what it meant and now its a meme

post more of this

>making fun of people who watch pewdiepie
What are you, 15?

Maybe the earth is flat....

It already burned down with Season 2.
This is just the smoldering ashes.

>woodman tells heartfelt story about why he helped Red Riding Hood
>ends story by saying "the only good thing I ever got out of axing you was the occasional free beer"
>see [GLASS HIM], assume it's giving him a glass of beer
Why the fuck would you smash him in the head with a glass at that moment in the conversation

it makes no sense

Clementine is literally Buddy, except not completely fucked in the head

>I just want a full game fucking niggers

[SARCASM]

Glass someone has always meant stab or smash glass onto that person in all western cultures. If youre from Kalazupuli tribe from the Congo then I would understand you not getting it

>making fun of people that make fun of people that watch pewdiepie
what are you, 17?

Because you picked the option to glass him, you uncultured nigger.

english is not my first language you dumb anglo cunts

>we could have had Mari
>but instead we got a reincarnation of Ben
t-thanks telltale

Maybe that's what it means for the boomer generation or (cringe) "gen x"

you people are retarded huh?

Honestly the only people that didn't understand this are sheltered fat nerds. I'm fucking CANADIAN and that reference is well understood here. Amerifats have literally no excuse

Nor is it mine, but I know what it means to glass someone.

>trying to meme in a serious thread
What are you, 19?

Well it's honestly the only language that matters. So take it as a learning experience I guess.

Season is fine so far, but does anyone else think that they're compensating WAY too hard for the shit characters from S2? I know that the last cast came right off of the short bus but this new group is too "safe."
>Hombre Lee forgot to turn his swag off and woke up covered in bitches
>nephew is incompetent but not Ben/Nick levels of buffoonery
>QT asian doctor who wants the D so bad she risks reputation for some spic dick
>town leader guy loses entire congregation and then promptly forgets about it so that you can take charge 5 minutes later
>Clem is a fucking one man army
>Judo Jesus

Neither but I still understood it because I am not a retard like you

Well there was that black guy I shot in the face.

Seriously, you don't take some dude's nephew hostage and not expect he won't fuck your shit up.

I can see how you would get confused tbqh so dont worry user I get you.

>I just want a full game, fucking niggers.

green texting in 2017 what are you 21?

It's not FINE so far. I mean, the story and characters themselves are great. Too bad any sense of puzzles and character interaction has been neutered now more than ever and the episodes themselves have never been so fucking short. I wouldn't say its fine. I'd say it fucking sucks. That said, if they listen to the insane amount of player feedback on the subject and actually fix this in later episodes, it might turn into something redeemable

Damn making clem the MC was a big mistake. Played 10 minutes of Walking dead 2 and coudnt continue of this stupid bitch

>shove him aside
>end up breaking his fucking leg

>It's current year!
What are you, 21?

>[Compliment]
>start sucking his dick

What the fuck, Telltale?

damn, clem is cute now!

ME HATE NEWSPAPERS

NOBODY CARES

WHERE IS THE

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Friendly reminder that Kenny lives if you chose the Wellington ending.

i believe he is actually an oldfag

memes aside hes a cool guy, its the persona that drives people off

I could literally see this happen

I like Javier so far. He's not exactly ground breaking as a character but playing him as the cool uncle seems great so far. I hate this season so far though, even though it's kind of early on, it reeks of bullshit and these New Frontier guys just seem like Carver all over again. But like, significantly more cultish.

Also why the fuck is Clem still in it? Jesus christ who keeps asking for her?

>dude everyone needs to be into bar culture lmao what r u a nerd

Doesn't seem like she is still in it. They probably have AJ hostage.

>[comfort her]
>with your dick that is
Still not over it.

Found the FAT. FUCK.

What the fuck did you expect, autismo?

I dunno, a hug, maybe walk her home gently.

It's not even bar culture, I've never been to a bar and I knew what glass him meant. It's literally a common phrase, that you're pretending you don't know because you think the meme is funny. It wasn't then and it isn't now.

I didn't even realize this came out.

So what happens to the person you left with at the end of season 2?

They die. Jane kills herself, Kenny crashes the car, random Wellington lady is shot and killed. All so we can have Edgelord Clem.

IIRC, Kenny's fate is unknown if you stay at Wellington. Meaning he's possibly alive.

>If you leave with Jane, she hangs herself after finding out she's pregnant
>If you leave with Kenny, he gets paralyzed in a car crash and asks Clem to leave him behind and get AJ to safety

Man the guy probably 99% likely shot himself in the head when he left. He has literally nothing left to live for when you stay in Wellington.

Or kenny somewhat survives or whatever in wellington

He had nothing left to live for after he got separated from Lee either. He's pretty good at moving on.

How are people not enraged after saying "They're going to immediately kill off your partner and your choices won't matter" for literal years and seeing Telltale go ahead and do it anyway?

>Batman game
>have to deal with Falcone
>two options: the open skyline and the corner of the balcony
>fuck me I'm not throwing him out of the building i'll just dangle him off the edge of the corner

>YOU FUCKING IMPALE HIS LUNGS ON PROTRUDING IRON RODS

I swear to GOD

Neither is mine but I know it either means getting stabbed in the face or nuking someplace sandy.

The option was literally called "BRUTALIZE", what did you expect?

You fags are pitiful. Glass him doesn't mean anything in the one english speaking country that matters. No shit Americans don't know what the fuck some retarded cockney slang means, why would we have had cause to encounter that shit?

Never heard it in 35 years

never heard it either but I figured it out

With the tone of the game I honestly thought the other option was killing him.

But he's right
It was in a dev commentary

It's actually a popular american saying as well you meme spouting fuck. It's not funny.

*whips out nuke and a hammer(

Pretty sure the other option was called Arrest.