This is a god-like idea

this is a god-like idea

nintendo has made the first tablet console

Why not just get an actual tablet instead of this Frankenstein's monster?

>make Nintendo Switch thread
>guaranteed replies
genius

it's just a console with a screen on it

the portability is an added feature

it's a perfectly normal console otherwise

>make a tablet
>give it a dock
>call it a home console

Bravo Nintendo

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That d-pad looks awful.

Because you might accidentally end up with value for money, utility and performance with an actual tablet.

Who the fuck wants that?

Gimmicks, overpriced poorly performing hardware and ridiculously expensive software is where it's at.

NAME 1(ONE) GAME THAT RELIES ON THE DPAD YOU FUCKING RETARD

>he plays Nu Super Mayrio Bros with a stick

What the FUCK?

There is no d-pad.

>actual tablet
>value
Yeah okay it's not like they're sold at around 600% markup or anything.

no they actually have really good hardware these days. You can get a tablet for $300 these days

>that D-Pad
What the fuck is that? Why not just use the fucking amazing one you've been using for the past 40 years?

THERE IS NO D-PAD.

WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS HAVE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THIS?

$300 is still way too much for what is essentially a phone chipset with a China-made screen in a $0.25 plastic box.

It's just shitposting man, everyone in these threads knows it's a plus button by now

Fine, then I'll call it "four arrow buttons that have the same purpose as a D-pad"
Is that better for you, you fucking autist?

Pfft. They're all ripping off Nintendo.
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Because I don't want to play flappy bird for a decade.

So they can sell a separate Joycon with a traditional D-Pad for $30.

Anything with a menu?

Or are you an autist that enjoys using a stick to navigate menus?

I have a literal tablet with built in controls that I can just run a shitload of emulators on.

I've had it for years.