*runs into your line of fire*

*runs into your line of fire*

NO

*ovulates*

But she ducks though, you'd have to be retarded to accidentally kill Ashley.

*shoots the magasine*
*heh, bet you thought i would have not fired you dumb bitch, jokes on you i guess*
*laughs and drives away on cool cycle*

WAY

How do you "heh, bet you thought i would have not fired you dumb bitch, jokes on you i guess"?

Fucking fag, out of my way

*doesn't submit to sodomite*

GAY

This needs to be a new image.

except she doesn't

you are retarded

She doesn't do that though.

7.65/10, would magdump again.

"Didn't I tell you to get out of my line of fire?"

>Can't pick up a gun to protect self.
>Leon doesn't even attempt to teach her the basics of marksmanship.

Goddamn Ashley!

this, she is a god tier escort
she'll literally alert you to objects or if someone charging you from behind and stay behind you in aiming mode
now fucking maria on the other hand

gigantic fcuking

Ashley carries around ballistics.

This literally, LITERALLY, never happens. Anybody who had a problem with Ashley was just straight up bad at the game
>but the enemies keep taking her!
Yeah that's the fucking point. Hide her in a dumpster or something

I'd assume that rescue personnel wouldn't want their target to pick up a gun at all, as it would present another variable outside their control. For example, this person may not follow orders, may not be physically able to fight well, may turn the gun against the rescuers if they disagree with where they're going, and so on.

Letting a VIP use a gun is unprofessional as fuck and a recipe for disaster unless he/she already has some form of proficiency.

I mean, yeah you are very much right.
If Ashley got a gun when Saddler mindcontrolled her he'd probably have just made her shoot Leon.

I just think giving her a gun would've been fun.
Ashley Mercenaries when.

People who have problems with Ashley in the game are legit retards.
People have problems with AI Sheva in RE5 are also kind of dumb.

I mean being unable to pick up on simple as fuck AI behavior and adjusting your decision and play to it is a telltale sign of being fucking retarded. Just stop playing video games altogether and go away, dumb normies.

>that hospital hallway section on hard mode
Well it's not like I wanted to finish it on hard mode anyway. T-thanks Konami.

She can run into the line of my dick and get penetrated.

He could've given her his knife or something

She actually doesn't, Ashley is one of the best escort missions in vidya. You can just tell her to fuck off to a dumpster if you don't want to multitask.

That's even worse user holy shit.

She always stays behind you in follow mode.

>Didn't add Luis or the Merchant to Mercenaries.
>But they could be bothered to include HUNK and Wesker who had fucking nothing to do with the game outside of the Separate Ways cutscenes in re-releases.

This, though keeping her with me is the better option unless chainsaws are involved.

How? A knife would be a lot safer than a gun. You can't really "accidentally" stab somebody and if she's being carried away she can at least stab them in the shoulder or something

>No Luis.
Merchant would be too OP user.
Teleport, infinate storage etc.

You can accidentally stab yourself and not so accidentally stab your rescuer on top of making a valid target out of yourself. Stop being retarded.

>locks behind you anytime you aim

end your goddamn thread

OP is probably just a redditor that wanted to start a no way fag thread in the most half assed way possible

But it's a video game

>Saddler needs Ashley alive for his stupid plan.
>The Ganados try on multiple occasions to kill her.
>Even Salazar, who's probably supposed to be the "smart one" of his minion posse, has no qualms sticking her in a crushing ceiling trap with Leon.

>coded where if she's standing close enough, she'll automatically hide behind you when you aim
>if you order her to wait and then aim, she'll duck down
Short of not paying attention where you lob grenades, you have to pretty much deliberately aim at her to kill her under your own influence

Nobody said the villains were particularly smart.

>Merchant in Mercenaries