So let me get this straight

So let me get this straight
I'm actually supposed to play and enjoy the video games I buy?

that's a big razor

For blades

It's a mystery to me as well. There are people that actually open the games they buy.

maybe it's just a small trap

How big is Ryo's dick?

Knee-lenght, wrist-thick and with so much foreskin you can put your whole tongue in it.

OPEN THEM. OPEN THEM NOW AND INHALE THAT BEAUTIFUL SHRINK WRAP SMELL

why is she shaving her face? Girls don't need to shave their face

Why is she shaving?

No, you're supposed to keep them in your fridge and shit post about them on Sup Forums.

>she

...

>browse Sup Forums
>stop playing games
>be forced to play games so I can continue to aruge with people

I hate shaving.

>shave in the morning
>be hairy again by the time I go to bed

Why is this allowed

4 blades.

Are you a bear or unable to properly shave yourself?

but food goes in the fridge

Then don't

but I wanna be cute

I have a ton of games I never opened. Most of them are for PS3, though.

Are you even cute when clean shaven?

That's why I grew a beard.

why not just argue about games you haven't played?

Higher levels of testosterone you beta cuck

>shaves in the morning
>is hairy again by the time he goes to bed
Neck yourself with your ''high testosterone'' bullshit you cunt, you're just too retarded to properly shave yourself.

but beards are gross, user

I wish I had something to shave. I can't grow a beard at all, and my moustache is too sparse so I never let it grow either because it looks awful.

lucky faggot

>tfw look like a faggot with or without a beard
Is there any better feeling?

>implying I don't just shitpost

Really need to buy The Order and No Mans Sky