What do you think Gaben is doing, right now?

What do you think Gaben is doing, right now?

Stuffing his face.

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Working on Half-Life 3.

Playing Half-Life 1

Thinking on how to make hl3 and line of support games in such way that he can sell with the help of hype his hardware or at least software platform in the face of inevitable death by Microsoft closed platform for pc gaming.
Also, slowly dying from type 2 diabetes

Probably having lunch. It's 12:40ish in Washington.

probably wondering what went so wrong with his burger he ordered.

He's probably browsing this thread right now.
I love you

Running a near billion dollar business and probably doesn't even think back to when he was an actual developer. He hired people to do it for him, and now he just waits for his lifestyle to catch up to him and kill him.

DELET THIS!

Sitting in on a conference call with numerous Valve and [Other Company] staff discussing [ongoing endeavor].

Actually there's a decent chance he's at CES. In which case he could be in an in-person meeting with someone VR related, or could be sitting in on the blind playtests of [unannounced Valve VR game], or even just walking the floor.

farting

this is the year HL3 gets a definite release date

and I don't even like the franchise

>inb4 hurr ebing memer
Idgaf about HL3 or the memes

I'm screenshotting this for new years eve.
All though it would be nice to see you be right

He is. They've ramped up their 'leaks' and recently made it very clear that 'HLVR' is going to be a thing in 2017.

counting his money

>HLVR
They better make a non-VR version.
I'm not spending 800 bucks on that shit.

Being a fat fuck

it will never release because the hype would be so big that even if it was next to perfect, it would be shredded and fail to live up to expectations if it wasn't absolutely revolutionary.

HL3 will never come. People have made it too big a deal.

I love you too.

It's going to be a Linux exclusive for half a year

Whoever was the youtuber who invented this stupid "they don't want to release HL3 because of the hype" meme

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