Welcome to Level 5. Ask me anything

Welcome to Level 5. Ask me anything.

How do I get to level six?

How much did they pay you for your >3 minutes of existence in this movie?

Why is the Spy Kids franchise so fucking weird?

I thought you faded into the West after destroying the One Ring.

Will you check this 5?

When the fuck is Dark Cloud 3?

Level-5 can't make it into a multi media franchise so enjoy more Yokai shit instead.

wait is that frodo? holy shit

Is this the new power ranger movie?

What does Gandalf's dick taste like?

who are you?

Why do you get 99 life if you die instantly anyway?

He's the guy.

Wait, you mean THE guy?

No, I'M The Guy!

There is no Level 6

I've accumulated those lives over a Pogo Frog death farm back in Level 1

I'm The Guy. The REAL Guy

almost nothing, he liked the first 2 movies.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

What kind of fucking question is that?

Where the fuck is another US Inazuma Eleven release?

Aren't you a little small to be The Guy?

Not happening anytime soon, friend

>Mfw there's a Spy Kids cartoon show coming to netflix
Hope they bring back my elementary school crush Demetra back.

Because it was originally made up by some kid, So the father of the kid decided to make movies out of his stories.

who is that cute boi

Fag

>someone had to create this image
praise Sup Forums

Why didn't you just ride the eagles to the end of the game?

SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?

>Not appreciating twinks
>Gay
Get a load of this chode

I would like to see more of this person

SU EVAS SU PLEH NAMDAM A SI POOLF

I watched this in 3d when it came out

because Sauron's Eye and Mordor was still full of dragon things and archers

WHERE MY WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLE 3?

Robert Rodriguez

It's like if Tarantino made a kids film

Enjoy full pic. Sh, its our secret ;)

Which scenes were in 3d?

!!!!!

that armor looked so badass as a kid

Will we ever get DOA Xtreme 3 in the US?

the story was so generic and gameplay mediocre, but god damn do i love me some henshin

Wow, I never fucking noticed. Now I cant unsee it holy fuck

who is that guy?

For all the shit it got for not being Dark Cloud it was actually a solid game series despite it's flaws that was fast on the track of improving. It deserves a third installment to really polish it off and make it as good as it should be.

when did Sup Forums get such shit taste?

what the fuck

>male
>twink
>redhead
patrician taste you mean

The race one and one where a butterfly comes out of the screen

>flab
>oddly shaped ass
>those lips
I'm not a fag, but even this is shit-tier

>>twink
faggot
>>redhead
>liking soulless people

That's Sharkboy and Lavagirl

>I'm not a fag, but even this is shit-tier
then you have shit taste and can't comment

You too

I remember that movie being really confusing and not making a lot of sense

is that elijah wood

Was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>This is Carmen now

FUGGGGGGGG

>you to have to be a fag to know quality gays
It's called having actual taste instead of blind lust

>there are people on this board right now that won't get this

Thanks friend

Hello leaf, you saw it on Family Channel as well, didn't you?

What's it like having Manly Tears for a big brother?

holy shiitake mushrooms

The ring corrupts demigods super fucking quickly. The stronger the creature, the quicker the corruption. The Eagles were demigods, they would have dumped the hobbits and taken the ring for themselves.

Is Spy Kids a good or bad movie franchise? The memes seem to indicate both and general opinion seems to vary between both as well, so I have no idea.

What is your opinion on it? I've seen all of them, but only when I was quite young. I think I saw Game Over in 3D, as well.

>no trigger discipline
Disgusting

it's brilliant, honestly.

she's gonna shoot herself in the foot

It was weird for being a franchise inteded for kids, like the body horror, shit like Steve Buscemi talking about god or that girl who flied thanks to her pigtails. But I don't know if I would call it good

>Spy kids 4
>quite young
Hello underage

That sounds like bullshit. Gandalf didn't take the ring.

Also
>The stronger the creature, the quicker the corruption
Explain Tom Bombadil then, motherfucker.

Im level 10.

I didn't even know there was a 4. The last one I saw was Game Over, which was in 2003. I thought the franchise ended there.

Can we just actually have a spy kids thread? Those movies were cuh razy

he looks dangerous

I didn't either till a few minutes ago
:^)

it is elijah wood

are you.... y'know... The guy?

No he looks like a piece of cosplay shit.

This looks dangerous.

I just use the targets

Fuck off

>Machete is the same character trejo played in spy kids
This has to be fake

Wait... Was spy kids the first Isekai?

Remember that time the parents were morphed into weird abominations and a little boy had to help a grown man, the villain, deal with the idea of God and reality and growing up ? Remember that time they had to rip out their teeth that had GPS trackers? The child soldiers?

Man

I remember her doing that once and then her ability to fly was never used or addressed ever again.

It has to be a reference, that's it. I refuse to believe they're the same fucking character

tron was

Are we actually talking about metal gear solid right now?

I only remember the terrible CGI and the forced shipping Juni x Carmen

his name is literally MACHETE in spy kids

exact same guy canonically, dood

We're level 20

Could the legendary gamer M beat Game Over?

The first one is a solid family movie as a standalone. Sequel is meh and the rest is trash.

Gandalf was tempted though, he wouldnt even let himself near it
And Tom Bombadil isn't a demigod, he's a manifestation of Middle Earth itself

Pretty sure I read somewhere the video game movie was some completely unrelated thing they just shoved onto the sky kids franchise since it'd make more money that way

We're short a guy at the moment, you want a "free" copy of this shit right here?

what was it

Level 20, I'm CIA

Remember when the guy who you thought was the main villain was actually just being used by a greater evil, and this true villain only kept the first "villain" around long enough to help perfect the army of child soldiers that he had been paid to organize for a rich mercenary businessman, but it's okay because the true villain was turned into an abomination like the parents were, but was allowed to keep more of his mental facilities so that he could be a servant of the first "villain" guy for the rest of his life?
Remember when the reason for the true villain's plot being possible was the father not wanting to kill the functional childlike artificial intelligence he helped to create?

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