>final boss
>"YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
Final boss
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>first boss
>"YOU'RE GOING UP!"
>going up
>Can use chairs as a weapon
>developers don't understand proportions
YEAH KILL THAT HEX BOX
>no matter how fit you get you'll never look like this
why life
>Game has product placement
>Level up
>It doesn't refill any of your stats
>it's the time travelling game and you're facing a boss you've previousely faced in a prehistoric era and your sidekick gives you the same advice you have already heard on how to defeat said boss
>what do you say to him?
BUT IN THE STONE AGE
I don't follow chris-chan
Is he still making sonichus?
>he
>did you bathe
>no my sweet
the idea that someone could write shit like this unintentionally is proof of a loving god.
>Did you bathe
>No
holy shit.
>game progresses through the ages
>final boss is a tomgirl
This is the cow tools of our generation.
And now he's tweeting death threats at Trump
What a character
Where's the archive for CWC's comics?
>My heartsweet
The cringe actually hurts. I am in physical pain.
motha fuckin pimp
>Game has Native Americans in it
>giant enemy
>"THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL"
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What did he mean by this?
>game has loading screen info dumps
>orbit your belt
You know I think Chris was trying to go for an astrology joke here. Chris may be slow in the minds but I'm confident that he wouldn't put a blowjob in an AXE advertisement
>Chris may be slow in the minds but I'm confident that he wouldn't put a blowjob in an AXE advertisement
Oh, you have much to learn.
>Only one enemy remained; two if you counted God.
on the other hand, AXE marketing is pretty explicitely sexual and going by some of the shit he was drawing chris was a sexual person too, so I could see that working out without too great a leap of logic
>tumblr filename
>le hat joke
>beat final boss
>"HRRRRNG. I WILL RETURN!!!"
>"And we'll be waiting!"
>game forces you to play as a shirtless man
HAST THOU CLEANSED THYSELF?
NARY THIS DEED DONE.
I think you're probably the autistic one if you know this little about the Axe brand and what it represents, and to think the joke could be anything other than a bj reference
Yeah, the joke is that it's ORIONIC that she wants to orbit his belt even though he doesn't have a belt or a penis for that matter.
Chris's idea of a bath is dousing himself in deodorant. People that have met him before said he smells like a variant of the homeless person stink.
>ORIONIC
you've gone too far
>When you're playing Pokemon Sun/Moon and use a status condition to prevent the wild Pokemon from calling for help
>first boss
>YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A BOX
>that fucking dickstraw
I wish Sigmund Freud had lived to witness the advent of Chris-chan.
>VAs make it sound as hammy as possible
>I love dykes! Dykes! CHINA!
>Stone age boss
>
nice thumbnail
MÜT
how much are you giving to his Patreon, anons?
Enough to get those many hippopotamuses off of his back.
I'd consider it if he actually produced anything.
>electricity boss
>this is going to be a SHOCK!
HIRO