Final boss

>final boss
>"YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"

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>first boss
>"YOU'RE GOING UP!"

>going up

>Can use chairs as a weapon

>developers don't understand proportions

YEAH KILL THAT HEX BOX

>no matter how fit you get you'll never look like this
why life

>Game has product placement

>Level up
>It doesn't refill any of your stats

>it's the time travelling game and you're facing a boss you've previousely faced in a prehistoric era and your sidekick gives you the same advice you have already heard on how to defeat said boss
>what do you say to him?

BUT IN THE STONE AGE

I don't follow chris-chan
Is he still making sonichus?

>he

>did you bathe
>no my sweet
the idea that someone could write shit like this unintentionally is proof of a loving god.

>Did you bathe
>No

holy shit.

>game progresses through the ages

>final boss is a tomgirl

This is the cow tools of our generation.

And now he's tweeting death threats at Trump
What a character

Where's the archive for CWC's comics?

>My heartsweet

The cringe actually hurts. I am in physical pain.

motha fuckin pimp

>Game has Native Americans in it

>giant enemy
>"THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL"

youtube.com/watch?v=btXP1JthVes
What did he mean by this?

>game has loading screen info dumps

>orbit your belt
You know I think Chris was trying to go for an astrology joke here. Chris may be slow in the minds but I'm confident that he wouldn't put a blowjob in an AXE advertisement

>Chris may be slow in the minds but I'm confident that he wouldn't put a blowjob in an AXE advertisement

Oh, you have much to learn.

>Only one enemy remained; two if you counted God.

on the other hand, AXE marketing is pretty explicitely sexual and going by some of the shit he was drawing chris was a sexual person too, so I could see that working out without too great a leap of logic

>tumblr filename
>le hat joke

>beat final boss
>"HRRRRNG. I WILL RETURN!!!"
>"And we'll be waiting!"

>game forces you to play as a shirtless man

HAST THOU CLEANSED THYSELF?
NARY THIS DEED DONE.

I think you're probably the autistic one if you know this little about the Axe brand and what it represents, and to think the joke could be anything other than a bj reference

Yeah, the joke is that it's ORIONIC that she wants to orbit his belt even though he doesn't have a belt or a penis for that matter.

Chris's idea of a bath is dousing himself in deodorant. People that have met him before said he smells like a variant of the homeless person stink.

>ORIONIC
you've gone too far

youtu.be/-zPNU6bXa5o?t=4m55s

>When you're playing Pokemon Sun/Moon and use a status condition to prevent the wild Pokemon from calling for help

>first boss
>YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A BOX

>that fucking dickstraw
I wish Sigmund Freud had lived to witness the advent of Chris-chan.

>VAs make it sound as hammy as possible

>I love dykes! Dykes! CHINA!

>Stone age boss
>

nice thumbnail

MÜT

how much are you giving to his Patreon, anons?

Enough to get those many hippopotamuses off of his back.

I'd consider it if he actually produced anything.

>electricity boss
>this is going to be a SHOCK!

HIRO