What game has the best backstory?

What game has the best backstory?

That's a pretty good backstory. Game?

>backstory

looks like the same outfit from ass and soul from when i stopped playing a year ago

BRING IT BACK

What game is this

Deepest lore

Right now SFV has the best bums in video games.

>back

New Neir if course.

Second Life if you ignore the n64-tier textures.

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Miku has some deep backstory

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NieR:Automata will be a good competitor

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o wow rly dude ive never seen this game before

is this blood or butt? im' too fucking drunk tot ype proberly

haha whoa calm down bro you are so drunk wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh really? You should check it out user it's a really good game i bet you'll like it it's coming out for PS4 and PC did you know it?

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Kingdom Hearts 2.8 provides a lot of backstory for Aqua

That looks awful

What games?

don't be a faggot and answer my questiopn. you'd understand if you had ever drank in your life

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there must always be a dark souls recommendation

Agreed.

and you'd understand how much of a retard your message looks if you'd drank more than the beer you're nursing now

blade and soul

PN03

Thanks user!

Dancer of the boreal valey from ds3

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>spats
wtf i like kingdom hearts now

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Nice try, Ireland.

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>impure Miku
This is not OK.

More games need butt cracks

i never understood why musous dont just ditch the stupid "strategic map" format where you just run back and forth between points. I mean obviously its because budget but really these games would graduate from mediocre to good if they bothered making actual levels

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Only reason to play this game is her backstory

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Replace it with what?

I wouldn't mind fighting through some castle walls with stairs and layers of floors, though

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Any sort of level that isnt just a square field. Hell give me something completely linear, anything to avoid the shitty back and forth or hunt down every last enemy crap.

Musous are just 3D Tower Defense games.

Someone post that girl from Warrior Within

What game?

XCOM2

WoW has some pretty good backstory, for most of the races

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wtf happened to MK

You are objectively gay if you prefer ass over boobs

nothing

>what game has the best bacsktory
>No one is posting backstories

You have to have a bit of both to be happy about either one.

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mileena used to have a bomb ass

Delet This

but didnt most of you bitch that they looked like men in mk 9

Looks like fran from ff12

>"boobs"

>hurrr shitpipes are so hot

Worst fetish

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I like boobs cause I am a literal baby. Babbeh wan miwkies. kys.

Go to sleep Ireland, no one likes you.

>I prefer feet and armpits!

Meh. Musous are specifically for people who like doing the same thing over and over again. I don't think anyone cares enough to implement something different

Beast and IR actually

>enema kits clean it out enough that you could stick your tongue in there
Your move, anal virgin

>he doesn't like donuts

mega gay

armpits are top tier. Have a (you) my friend.

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what is this

Every Resident evil game ever made. Even in the first RE Jill had a nice phat ass.

Give me some vidya with butt/boob sliders guys.
Bonus points if the game is good.

>I have such a quirky fetish, lol!
Armpitfags need to delete themselves.

What's wrong, user?

Could it be that you're craving my mcnuggies?

jesus christ

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WTF is that guy doing?? the white people dance?

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Have you ever actually stuck your dick in a woman's asshole? Its the best feeling in the world. Vaginas are cool, no doubt, but there's more space to flop around. The asshole is shaped in a perfect tube, as if it was made for a dick. And then there's the tightness. Do you have any idea how tight an asshole feels around your dick? It squeezes you, it feels like your urethra is shut tight. Imagine thrusting through that, her plump bottom colliding against your groin and hips, and when you feel like you're gonna orgasm, but you can't because its just TOO DAMN TIGHT. So that 'point of no return' last 10 times as long because you can unload your semen because once again the urethra is shut tight. All you can do is fuck harder and harder and build up that load even more and more and it feels like there so goddamn much and you STILL can't cum because its so goddamn tight and feels so goddamn good but that load just can't get past that squeezing rectum until you've built up so much that its like letting go of a garden hose you've been gripping tightly and blowing up in size until you give it some slack and suddenly it GUSHES, spewing a huge constant stream, like its being vacuumed up through the deepness of her ass, the biggest hardest orgasms of your life, so much you didn't even know your balls could even hold this much until she's filled, her ass full to the brim with your massive amount of seed. And when you're finally done, you can stand up and literally feel your nuts are lighter.

Yeah. Ass is pretty glorious.

Is this from 2007?

Rich backstories are the best!

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Go play Basara then.

>A whole expansion where you get to play as her
>Saddled with Nadine the whole time

So close...

you dont play as Nadine so who gives a shit

Am I seeing a bonfire through that thigh gap or is her anus glowing?

Skyforge dummy.

Who gives a shit? Miku is already a fake character due to her being completely computer-generated, but then she's doubly fake because of her hologram concert bullshit.

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