AGDQ is on Sunday

AGDQ is on Sunday.

Anyone going this year? It's in Virginia.

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Link to schedule?

No, sorry I'm not autistic enough to give a single fuck about speedrunning.

gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Go watch anime

REEeeeeeeeEEEEeEEEeeeee

Favorite speedrun.

Go!

Mine is Mario 64

No, sorry I'm not autistic enough to give a single fuck about anime.

Sup Forums doesn't like AGDQ faggot

>"Now I'd like to talk about the pretty lady on the couch there"

Did someone say this?

Yeah, and it was about his transgendered girlfriend and she looked so fucking uncomfortable for putting her on the spot.

GDQs haven't been worth watching since 2013

You're posting on Sup Forums, you're plenty autistic.

>lady

>virginia
>speedrunners

No, sorry I'm not autistic enough to give a single fuck about Sup Forums.

youtu.be/CVzfuRCniWI?t=1249

Haha jesus what the fuck

fucking kek

Your mom.

>she

I think people who go to AGDQ are some of the most autistic people. You get to sit and watch trannies and awkward blokes play games quickly as you quietly sit in the back next to smelly neckbeards, probably cosplaying as some anime woman. I'm not sure if there's anything else to do there besides the streams but I can't imagine it's any fun.

Wow

The only correct answers.

It'll be actually okay to watch.

The game is trash, but it does have some good speedrunning potential.

Didn't know it was in NoVa, will have to drive down the road to laugh at them.

holy shit

Is that what I think it is?

>Undertale True Pacifist Ending is the final event.

Well it was good knowing you guys

What's that?

Sorry wait I also forgot.
>no Mario 64
>no Tetris GrandMasters
>No Yoshi's island
>no Twilight Princess/Majora's Mask
>no portal
>no Tomba
I'll wait till SGDQ

So? Just like most sane people don't watch 8 hour "speed runs" of Zelda games either.

>letsago-man making a return

oh yes

why is Enzo Amore there in business casual attire right behind Blueglass in the shot

>two fucking hours of mashing dialogue
>the only speedrun technique is to mash dialogue faster
just kill me

I'll go just to cuck some beta out of his gf and have everyone run a train on her.

>bluegrass is banned

I'll pass

Reminder not to support AGDQ as most of the money doesn't actually get to the charities and goes to the executives and organizers.

blueglass, Caveman and Bonesaw should start their own marathon. With hookers.

What? What's left to fucking speedrun then? Are we just gonna get "Awesome Let's Plays Done Quick" or some shit?

>bonesaw banned
>bluegrass banned
>undertale final run
yea I'd rather watch paint dry

This year it's "Ass Games Done Quick"

Actually it's Ass Games Done Way Over Estimate by Trannies. Or AGDWOET.

They swapped metroid for undertale? You're kidding right?

>speedrunning SSB
?????

it's 'Angry Gay Dudes Quit'

This sounds like someone who was banned from this place

>bluegrass is banned

First off its Blueglass. Second off, isn't he one of the founders or some shit? What did they ban him for?

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Metroid is the second to last run

People should remind everyone at the event that Trump is going to be president soon. God knows that'll trigger everyone there.

Its in VA? I live there! I should go with my girlfriend and encourage her to wear a revealing pushup bra and act like Billy Mitchel. I AM A GOD COMPARED TO YOU VIRGINS

I would be concerned with her being molested but I don't think any of them have the balls to do it

I hope they won't ban those kind of donation comments

He wasn't a founder just a person who made common appearances.

He was banned for being too loud. Repeatedly being over estimate for Ecco probably didn't do him any favors though.

>tfw I spent my NYE doing this triggering people at parties and it was funny as fuck

They just won't read them.

Mind you none of the donation comments they read are real anymore, they're fake prescreened ones to avoid troll donations.

Go on.

donation comments are emote only this year

>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY

There would be so many Trihards.

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That's literally one of the most stupidest reasons to ban someone for it's not his fault that he has an over size sense of humor and laugh at everything he's just having a good time.

Half Life is my favorite game. It's too bad that half life speed runs are just filled with bhopping.

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>wow looks like we got a big donation of four hundred and twenty dollars! They write: wave symbol germany flag eggplant eggplant eggplant man-in-wig-with-sunglasses cat squirtgun

It's sold out. You can go wander the hotel halls though.

We have a $5 donation from Jeb Bush

Please clap

Having fun is a bannable offense during AGDQ

>banned a guy for laughing too loud
>banned a disabled guy in a wheelchair for showing a picture of a dog
>let's trannies sit on front couch while talking about it's hormone treatment.

Yeah this years agdq is going to be great

The last time someone tried to do that he got cucked and started a meme.

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it sucks that they're only doing blue shift this time. But I guess I should be glad they're doing any HL at all

>It's too bad that half life speed runs are just filled with the fastest way to get around since it's a fucking speedrun
??????

He's not banned, you could hear his autistic laugh in the background several times during 2016 AGDQ.

>GDQ getting more """inclusive"""
>autistic cis males remain acceptable targets
Blueglass should chop his dick off. They'd unban him in a second.

doesn't AGDQ like keep 70% of the money they raise for themselves and only donate like 5% with the other 25% covering costs?

No fun allowed

What's the story? I want to hear it it sounds hilarious.

It was easy. For example I walked in from the getting beer in the keg room at one party and just said outloud "well guys it's almost 2017, which Trump policy to Make America Great Again are you looking forward to most?" And everyone bursts into arguing.

Shit if any anons aren't too beta I say we go and get plastered and just hit on all the taken girls there. Lets make more Kek memes

xD

Wtf wait what. Ysg is banned?!?!?!?!?

If I had a car and didn't live in NYC I'd totally go along.

>Taken girls.

You'll be hitting on trannies the entire night senpai.

I feel like even if you were average looking you could fuck any girl there.

Not autistic enough to watch the same games played mostly by the same autists saying the same unfunny jokes and explaining how the game works again. Watching once or twice is enough for a lifetime.

>that video of the speedrunner flipping out on his mom and then his mom slaps him
fucking classic

got a link?

Go for it. says it's sold out, but that doesn't matter. Do you think some AGDQ bouncer is going to muscle people out that they think don't belong there? The key to getting into events such this is to dress nice and swiftly walk into the venture like you belong there. That might be the best route to take, but might be even better is wearing a purple twitch shirt.

So what happened with that cuckholding situation with Banjo Kazooie?

>that video if that same speedrunner breaking down crying at an early GDQ about how they're like family to him

Banjo now gets to visit Kazooie's son every other weekend while having to pay child support

>dress nice
>like you belong there
You're talking about a speedrunning event, user. If he wants to fit in then he needs a pair of cargo pants, a graphic tee and some acne.

why are you on Sup Forums then? go back to facebook

>gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy >headstrong1290

Welp no reason to help these oversensitive fags.

No Bonesaw, No GDQ

and yet still you post your autistic shit here

>headstrong1290

They banned him after last year

Yeah I don't think anyone will be down to go desu. Northern Ohio here so I could make it for just Sunday, but everyone's probably afraid of getting raped or something.

Who the fuck isn't banned?

just google it, I don't want all the (You)'s for that depressing shit