Have you pre ordered your Bayonetta 3 machine yet?

Have you pre ordered your Bayonetta 3 machine yet?

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Im quite impressed at how Nintendo managed to compress fecal matter into a box shape

Have they solved the issue of the controller giving you dysentery?

>new monolith soft game in 7 days

I'M SO HYPED IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST CONSOLE

SONY IS DEAD BYE BYE SONY BYE NINENTDO FOREVER SONY NEVER

There's no way anyone actually believe this. No other console this gen even comes close to PS4 sales, and I don't even own the damn thing because >bloodborne machine

>t. pajeet dikshit writing his last post before dying of diarrhea on the street

How are manlets going to use that controller?

>playing Bayonetta 3 on A FUCKING TABLET
naw man, I'll wait for the emulator so I can play it on my fucking superior PC

No, I haven't preordered my Beyond Good & Evil 2 machine yet.

I'm still shocked and upset. Sucks dick buying a console for one (1) game.

YOU MAD YOU MAD? YES YOU ARE

Sup Forums IS A SWITCH BOARD NOW I'M SO HYPED I'M SO PROUD OF NINTENDO

SONY IS DYING BYE BYE SONY BYE CYA

>falling for nintendo's console a second time
Bayo 2 was worse than Bayo 1 anyway. Giving the angels an automatic "get off me button" was the worst decision anyone in that studio came up with.

>Sucks dick buying a console for one (1) game.
so, you are very eager to buy it?

Worst bait I've seen this week.

I've been waiting thirteen years for a sequel, so I don't got a choice.

I don't even like Nintendo games.

Nintendo is making a big comeback I'm very hyped too

dude, have you noticed the absolutely horrendous controller?

this thing is like the final nail on nintendos coffin

If I pre-order does it comes with a usable controller for free?

Or will I have to pay the $50 hidden tax? On top of the cost of a 128gb SD card.

Nintendo made the mistake of presenting it as a home console. If you consider it that it's absolute shit but if you view it as a portable it's the best of the best on the market.

I like playing on my bed ez so for me it's all good but don't buy it if you want a home console.

where can i preorder it?

Call me when they announce The Wonderful 1,001.

>Buying anything Nintendo after the Wii U.
Don't bitch when it turns out as more of the same shit. It's been over ten years. Give up already.

You mean my new portable Dreamcast? Yeah, along with a dozen other systems. i doubt I'll be buying any bebe games.

>No other console this gen even comes close to PS4 sales

But the Switch is next-gen.

If they port the best games in the Dreamcast library to the switch and allow us to play them online even I who hate the Switch with all my guts will end up buying one

It's as next gen as a toaster.

comes with special latex gloves

I can't wait for another generation of great games held hostage behind 720p

In what aspect?

Nexts aren't created when new hardware comes out, this has happened a LOT of times before, we'd be at gen 24 if every new console not released within 1 year of the others counted as a new generation.

So that can't possibly be the determining factor.
Are.... developers creating brand new engines for this "next" gen? Are they moving on from PS4 and Xbone as the standard now that they are old news and everyone is developing games that won't run on them? What's the deal here?

Obvious rethorical questions. Don't answer. Switch is not a next gen system.

Next generation of Nintendo hardware at least. No one's going to develop for the Wii U anymore.

>Bayonetta 3 and Splatwon machine
ftfy
Not yet

Sure, but that first user was talking about the _actual_ current generation, which as of March 2017 will be PS4, Xbone and Switch. And obviously Switch will start with a 55 million gap between it and PS4 sales, so the user is right.

lel

how 'bout you wait for the switch event

>muh power
>muh graffix

How can I place a pre-order for something about which I don't even know the price?

Jesus fuck, it's 2006 all over again.

Switch is not eight-gen because Wii U was already eighth-gen. That's the rule.

Something like PS4 Pro is still eighth-gen because it's a PS4 revision and they play all the same games as each other. Switch is a completely new platform.

>pre-ordering a console with no officially confirmed games, specs, or price

No, but I'll be preordering an SMTV machine.

>That's the rule.
It's not. There are exceptions all over the place on nearly every single gen

The consistent defining factor between gen transictions has been new tech (hardware) WITH new engines WITH a new minimum software standard (majority of games not working for the previous gen any longer, a clear phase out - it's never instant but quick enough)

Switch only meets 1 of those criteria, it's new hardware, that's all. Game engines will remain the same until PS5 comes out. The majority of games will still target the PS4/Xbone markets as the base for the next X years, once agian until the PS5 comes out.

I'm not mentioning microsoft here simply because they dropped gens altogether, what will happen is that the Scorpio will start getting games that can no longer run on the original Xbone once the PS5 comes out, and shortly after annother Xbox will come out in the middle of 9th gen to keep up, etc

If new hardware (not better hardware, considering the Switch is sandwished between WiiU and Xbone, still being the least capable) is all that matters, then Nvidia shield and OUYA, between many more would've counted as a new overall generation too. Heck, it doens't even matter if it's mobile hardware anymore according to you since the Switch does use tablet chips, so the Nvidia Shield and OUYA would be considered a new gen without a trace of irony.

I'm using recent examples, but we can go back all the way to 2nd gen where new hardware was released well after the first but before 3rd gen, so on and so forth.

>No, but I'll be preordering an SMTV machine.
But the PS4 is already out user.

Persona is on PS4 user, SMT has moved on to Nintendo.
>implying I don't already own a PS4 too.
I'll buy whatever console I need to play MegaTen games, and their spinoffs.

Neither series is exclusive to a company. Atlus just shits stuff out on whatever s popular at the time.

>Atlus just shits stuff out on whatever s popular at the time.
Oh....

That's a joint effort between a third party and a first party (and a recording company that basically took over control of the game).

If its just as good as the Wii U I wouldn't count it out as a home console. Wii U games looked pretty good. You're right though, this as a portable will be pretty good.

There are no rules. The Switch is more like the 2.5 generation than anything, new console and hardware but not enough of a jump to really qualify as a new gen. Hell, The Switch barely qualifies as a console, it's more of a microconsole like the SHIELD, Razer Edge or Ouya.

>this thing is like the final nail on nintendos coffin

>1985, Nintendo launches video game console, after the video game crash? Dead as fuck in this market, Nintendo's done
>1986, wow, seriously? Famicom DISK System? Disks suck shit... It's really over... What happened to your main console support?
>1989, wow, the "GAY BOY?" Dead... Underpowered, old hardware... It's literally over... They killed themselves.
>1991, Nintendo launches Super childrens box, underpowered next to Genesis, dead as fuck, kids won't admit to owning one
>1995, virtual reality is cool... Wait, RED? Dead. Nintendo is done, what were they thinking?
>1996, cartridges... Not CDs? Dead as fuck. Goodbye Nintendo.
>1999, The Nintendo 64 DD? Really? Disks again? It's over, goodbye Nintendo, you'll die in Japan then the West...
>2001, holy fuck, small CDs? Dead as shit. It's really over...
>2001, wow... Game Boy Advance? I have to buy a new portable power system after the last one failed miserably? It's fucking totally over... and it uses cartridges....... Not Game Boy Discs... Dead on Arrival.
>2004, A dual... Screen? Touch screen? Holy shit. You taped two Game Boy Advances together? Dead...
>2006, WII? Haha! That's like my wiiwii. Wait, motion controls? Like the power glove? Haha (actual comments) dead!
>2011, 3D? Wow, seriously? What is this, VIRTUAL BOY 2? Haha! VB2, baby! Holy shit, it's so over. Goodbye Nintendo, your last market is mobile, and you killed it.
>2011, wow, Wii U? You mean Wii Shit 2? Dead (sold like shit, still profitable for Nintendo)
>2016, wow, Pokemon GO? This is really it... Nintendo is purely mobile games now... Dead.
>2016, Switch? Wow... It's really dead this time... Mobile consoles? Nintendo's worst market is mobile consoles... It's over for good... Not one mobile system Nintendo has made has been dominant, ever... Switch to Sony, Mario...

K.... KEEP ME POSTED

It's pretty funny how since the initial reveal people have gotten considerably more nitpicky and cynical about the switch. I know for a fact on January 12th Sup Forums will be nothing but hyped and will remain that way for about a month.

>preorder
lol

Really hype for nintendo switch though. The last nintendo shit I bought was GBA / gamecube, thought about getting a 3DS at one point but I aint about that 240p. Merging nintendo portable and nintendo home console into one thing is a pretty great idea to appeal to nitpicky PC gamers like myself.

Looking forward to whatever pokemon game comes out on it, apparently those games have online multiplayer now which sounds cool.

>I know for a fact on January 12th Sup Forums will be nothing but hyped and will remain that way for about a month.
Well duh.
Sup Forums is full of drones that shit up the entire board any time a Nintendo Direct happens even if it shows jack shit.
We're actually getting something big this time so it's going to be a royal shitshow from both sides.

Are you even going to be able to get these via normal preorder? When Wii came out preorders werent worth shit and people had to camp out.

So, what the fuck was the point of buying a Wii U when all of its good games are getting ported to the Switch?
I feel ripped off.

There wasn't one. You fucked up. But it's okay, because I did too.

>bg&e literally french cartoon zelds
>"i don't even like nintendo games"

This is why I don't buy Nintendo products anymore. Feels like the Wii-U just fucking came out a couple years ago and it's already obsolete. Too many hardware upgrades with Nintendo. Why buy anything when the upgrade will come out 6 months to a year later?

Yeah WiiU owners are really getting screwed over. Sure the DS killed the GBA but the GBA still got games even after the DS launch. The WiiU unfortunately is legitimately dead. At least Nintendo could have made a few more

So you're made a new system is releasing 5 years after an old one?

If you expect a system to last forever, don't buy a system.

>SNES, 1991
>N64, 1996
>5 years

>N64
>1996
>GameCube
>2001
>5 years

>2001
>Nintendo Wii
>2006
>5 years

>Wii U
>2012
>Switch
>2017

>5 years

??????

I'll be mad if most of the games get ported to Switch because it'll split the playerbase.
Games like Mario Maker aren't even going to be out for 2 full years before the Switch comes out.

NES
1985
SNES
1991

5 years???

... NES OWNERS GOT SCRWED OVER???

The Wii U is a dead platform. The playerbase on the Wii U is already dead. Only 13 million consoles sold. No one has a Wii U. No one bought a Wii U. It's Nintendo's worst selling piece of hardware since the Virtual Boy.

>5 years after an old one
*4 years and 4 months after an old one.

After a totally failed and dead one that sold 13 million consoles*

NESFAGS BTFO
BEST GO PICK UP A GENESIS, KID.

>Bayonetta 3
Don't do this to me OP, I need to be able to sleep at night. This much hype will disallow me.

And yet we have fanboys on this board pretending the Wii U is a good system and worth a purchase.

What people Fail to realize is that mario kart, pokemon and animal crossing are the REAL system sellers.

Why would they? Be glad we're still getting BotW at all. Wii U is pretty much dead after Zelda.

underrated

Of course it's got good games. But it's dead.

Virtual Boy has two good games as well.

3 if you count Jack Bros.

What was the point of buying a PS3 since several of its good games were ported to the PS4?

Honestly, it depends on how much you've used it. I've got over 1500 or more hours on Smash 4 alone and getting Pikmin 3 was beyond worth it. I'd say I got my use out of it and consider it worth the money.

But that's really dependent on what you got and enjoyed for it, if remasters and ports spoil a system for you than you're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

>Of course it's got good games.
No, it didn't. Wii U's library is trash.

>2017

System died 2015

> Smash 4
> Mario Kart 8
> Pikmin 3
> Bayonetta 2
> Nintendoland
> Super Mario 3D World
> Super Mario Maker

Might want to get that shit taste checked out, user.

>> Smash 4
not exclusive
>> Nintendoland
>> Super Mario 3D World
lol

Super Mario 3D World
Super Smash Bros
Mario Maker
Bayonetta
Tropical Freeze
Splatoon
Super Luigi
Yoshi's wooly world
Hyrule Warriors
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Xenoblade Chronicles X
Rayman Legends
Captain Toad
Nintendoland
Pikmin 3
Twilight Princess HD and Wind Waker HD
Mario Kart 8

>Hyrule Warriors
No, musou is trash. Its not exclusive either.
>Rayman Legends
>Yoshi's wooly world
not exclusive
>Twilight Princess HD and Wind Waker HD
Can't believe you actually listed remasters.

The Pro controller was always going to be a separate accessory just like the Wii U's Pro Controller.

They'll probably have a specific bundle with it included, but none of the base ones.

are you retarded

Pokemon has had online multiplayer since 2006 with Diamond and Pearl.

Are you?

He wasn't listing exclusives, he was listing games on the system

No, but I am preordering my Monster Hunter machine.

>Someone says Wii U is shit
>Hivemind immediately responds with copypasta list of mediocre games, half of which aren't even exclusive
Like clockwork.
You fags throw a hissyfit if someone lists mutilplats on PS4. Fucking hypocrites.

>but it has these watered down ports on the 3DS!

Fuck off.

Im talking about when it gets hacked. im not paying for ports. i own the originals any`way

Nintendo game != good game
What don't you understand about the fact that people whom have no interest in kids would so absolute NO reason to buy a Wii U?

>Super Mario 3D World
Game was practically already on 3DS beforehand
>Super Smash Bros
Also on 3DS
>Mario Maker
Lunar Magic is still better on and is free on PC
>Bayonetta
You meant Bayonetta 2, and yes if you're into the niche of Platinum action games, it's great
>Tropical Freeze
1 good game but like I said Nintendo
>Splatoon
2 good games, but like I said cringy, kiddy Nintendo
>Super Luigi
DLC
>Yoshi's wooly world
Also on 3DS
>Hyrule Warriors
Also on 3DS and Musou is garbage
>Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Also on 3DS
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
This is a genuine good game, not outstanding though, it's also unlike Nintendo kiddy shit
>Rayman Legends
Multiplat
>Captain Toad
Crap
>Nintendoland
Tech demo as bad as Knack
>Pikmin 3
Honestly you might like it but it's definitely not a game people care about it wouldn't sell systems
>Twilight Princess HD and Wind Waker HD
HD ports, wow
>Mario Kart 8
Also on 3DS

So basically as bad as that list is - to someone who has no interest in the childish, piss easy, games for kids, Nintendo stuff the games to buy a Wii U for are.
>Bayonetta 2
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
and maybe you could push >Splatoon on there since it's a new IP

That is absolutely pitiful as fuck, add to that that the console is underpowered as fuck, has no multiplats whatsoever, and doesn't have ANYWHERE near the variety of the PS4 (because lets be honest the Xbone is total shit) and you can simply can not argue why anyone who isn't indoctrinated by Nintendos brainwashing marketers (or isn't autistic as studies have shown) would even look twice at this useless heap of junk. I mean for fuck sakes IT didn't even get ZELDA or the ONE slightly adult series Nintendo have METROID.

They aren't watered down. They're perfectly fine ports.
NO
GAMES

Nintendo is going to dominate everything! Golden Age 2 incoming! youtube.com/channel/UCP16noYFeThFrJa2JVFw2IA

That's 100% more good games than on PS4 though.

>Fails as a handheld
>Fails as a home console

This thing will be Nintendo's Dreamcast. Expect them to go mobile after this.

>>Mario Kart 8
>Also on 3DS
It's not, though. Also MK7 is fucking shit and you know it.

>>Mario Kart 8
>Also on 3DS

>Bloodborne
>Dragon Quest Builders
>Digimon
Try again

>Fails as a handheld
In what way? It's going to be a perfect handheld while being a mediocre console.

Too cumbersome to carry around. Casuals won't buy it since they already have much cheaper means of mobile gaming available to them and no longer give a shit about Nintendo. It isn't anything new and only their remaining, shrinking fanbase will buy it (i.e. the same people who fell for Wii U). Even if it was a good handheld, they're continuously losing that market to phones.

Switch that shit off

>only 13 million consoles sold
>no one bought a wii u
And i thought my neighbors' Down syndrome boy was retarded