what games let me play as jesus
What games let me play as jesus
Connor Parker
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Owen Bell
Persona 3
Luis Sanchez
No, I'm Jewish!
Oliver Jones
I always thought there was a tiny bit of nonchalant symbolism in Chrono Trigger what with Crono getting resurrected after a period of time and t-posing on a tree after a solar eclipse, but that's all I could really tell you.
I can't believe there were ever people who hated the dub for this thing. It's easily superior to the original.
Aiden Cox
The You Testament
Jace King
I'm pretty sure you don't play as Jesus. He's a character in it, though.
Nathan Johnson
ff13-3
Gavin Cruz
English voices on anime characters will always feel weird to me.
Hunter Hill
Ghost Stories' dub is an exception to every rule that exists. Have you given it a watch?
Nicholas Myers
>i don't talk to momoko anymore
fuck that ending
Luis Hall
holy crap that anime has an old school art style.
Jayden Rivera
TempleOS
Jackson Reed
Jayden Nguyen
Whatever, just fill the hole, hole-filler.
Carson Anderson
I'm going to beat you retarded.
Andrew Stewart
>what games let me play as jesus
Terranigma.
Parker Thompson
Who else fapped to the part where she straight up dubs an orgasm
Jason Reyes
Xenosaga
Grayson Smith
dumb frogposter
Jason Ward
Which games let me run like a big black guy is chasing me?
Jacob Brown
AND HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS
Adam Murphy
Morrowind
Eli Turner
kotor 2
Hunter Rogers
YOU WANNA BE AN AIRFORCE RANGER
YOU WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER
YOU DON'T WANNA GET RAPED BY A STRANGER
Bentley Wilson
I'LL GIVE YOU HEAD IF YOU WANT HEAD
Oliver Garcia
Suck you off for a scooby snack
Carson Howard
my nigga
Colton King
>tfw the main girl wishing to become busty and rich didn't have her wish granted
>that faggot Jew kid's wish did
Fucking stair spirit bullshit, I swear.
David Nguyen
>Oooh, yeeeaaah~!
>Take it! Take it! Taake iiit!
>*perverted panting*
what did she mean by this?
Nathaniel Torres
Wow spoilers
Kayden Stewart
SMTII
Evan Ramirez
Metal Gear Solid.
It took me a while to understand why crackpot conspiracy theorists enjoy the games so much.
>Government creates the Perfect Soldier
>Perfect Soldier has to be the Perfect Human Being
>The Perfect Human Being is essentially Jesus
>Solid Snake is Jesus
He even looks like him, I feel so dumb.
Tyler Adams
>mfw there's some guy who has drawn 20+ doujins for this shit and they're really fucked up
Joshua Long
I enjoyed the crude humor of the dub but you were stilling dealing with the lackluster script of the original version for the majority of the air time.
Matthew Torres
this
Tyler White
what?
Luis Allen
delete this
Caleb Miller
The You Testament lets you play as a guy who can probably suplex jesus, given the engine.
Jonathan Walker
But I thought Snake was just a clone of Big Boss, or are you talking about the Genome Soldiers?
Nathan Perry
Skyrim
Choose Imperial as the starting race
Use voice of the Emperor and go around healing people
Isaiah Young
Messiah or whatever, that age old game.
Not that I ever played it, just saw it in a games magazine almost twenty years ago.
Dominic Allen
Fist of Jesus
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Jace Turner
Sorry! Yes, the genome soldiers.
Jaxon Cook
Deus Ex
>end the world's greatest evils
>never kill anyone in the process
>give up your life on Earth and ascend to godhood
Adrian Morales
JESUS for the MSX
Liam Bell
This game looks awesome, never heard of it before but I love games like policenauts/snatcher. Is this game like that? Is there an english patch?
Henry Bell
The World Ends With You
Angel Barnes
The NES version has some translation
very much like Snatcher. Im sure the PC versions are better.
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Colton Myers
YOU WANNA BE AN AIR FORCE RANGER
YOU WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER
YOU DON'T WANNA BE RAPED BY STRANGERS